Coaches Corner

[Coach Required]

Yeah nah, Im real disappointed in the AFL's stance on our new propsed tactic, but with the help of the baked beans tactic I'm hoping our players can really "grind out" a winds for the year.



Stay "tuned" with some more tactics throught this season

 

[Tigerrific]

Great stuff Coach, will we have more than just a "plan A" or will you do something unexpected and introduce a "plan B and C" too?

 

[Coach Required]

yes well, I am hoping that the coaches panel consisting of wrennyboy, 1980, CJH and IITB can put forward some of their tactical suggestions, so atleast when my plan A fails I can blame them

LOL

 

[mellowyellow]

Originally posted by Coach Required
yes well, I am hoping that the coaches panel consisting of wrennyboy, 1980, CJH and IITB can put forward some of their tactical suggestions, so atleast when my plan A fails I can blame them

LOL

Im more then happy to send a copy of this highly collectable edition of spuds homespun philosophy & wisdom on being a successful coach............. enjoy

 

[oxx]

More photoshopping from you Mellow.
LMAO.
Nice job.
lol

 

[Tigerrific]

Great Work Mellowyellow maybe you should be in our merchandising department with oxx

 

[mellowyellow]

As long as it comes with copious amounts of booze then im more than willing to take it on.

However dont let my percieved drinking problem affect the fact that im also responsible for handling our TAC sponorship deal......hic

 

[Coach Required]

LOL @ successful coaching techniques

all it is missing is the big pink loveheart in the background

 

[Coach Required]

Wrennyboy was watching the mighty ducks on video the other night and mentioned maybe we should include the "flying V" as an attacking move orchestrated throught the midfield when we have possession, unfortunately I had to remind ur young over excited coach that we first have to actually get our hands on the footy.

LOL

He said he will get back to me with some more ideas after he has finished watching the entire set of Rocky movies and listening closely to words in the "Eye of the Tiger"

 

[sante]

Wrennyboy coach required is right we have to get the ball first, by the way that is something we do well, we seem to get a lot of the ball we cant use it though

 

[Captain Blood]

Originally posted by mellowyellow
Im more then happy to send a copy of this highly collectable edition of spuds homespun philosophy & wisdom on being a successful coach............. enjoy

A two disc set, surely Danny's successful techniques could all fit onto one A4 page

 

[oxx]

Yaeh Cap'n,
the second disc is full of cliches...u know the ones.

Mellow- lol@the drunk merchandising dept.

 

[Otto's ladder]

Got $20 with my mate that at some stage tonight we will see every Richmond player in the defensive goalsquare all at once.

That little beauty is track 8 on disc 2.

 

[itsintheblood]

Originally posted by Coach Required
yes well, I am hoping that the coaches panel consisting of wrennyboy, 1980, CJH and IITB can put forward some of their tactical suggestions, so atleast when my plan A fails I can blame them

LOL

I'll be walking around the boys at qtr and 3 qtr time like hutchy and brittain giving them a rev up as normal. Coach, you better not start any nonsense talk about going straight down the middle with long kicks. We wanna stick to our game plan of more posessions than the opposition and being flogged by 9 goals and having our best players on the bench.

 

[itsintheblood]

Originally posted by Captain Blood
A two disc set, surely Danny's successful techniques could all fit onto one A4 page

And that's with 12 spaces between lines!!!!

 

[Coach Required]

Tiger wife vows to stay away

THE wife of besieged Richmond Head coach Coach Required has vowed not to be seen anywhere with her loser husband .

Mrs Required took her stand yesterday after Richmond put in another disgraceful performance with whom she lays the blame squarely on her husbands shoulders.

Mrs Required said the frenzy left her feeling ashamed and appalled at the lack of passion her husband has shown so far this season and the fued has led its way to the bedroom.

She told the Sunday Collingwood Sun she was terrified at home because things had become that bad on the field that she was now forced to say how great he was everynight when quite honestly she says everything is quite "limp".

"I did not feel safe when he is home, it must be his St Kilda background" Mrs Required said.

It has also questioned her husbands loyalty and wondered if there was someone else in their lives when she arrived at half-time to see a man trying to leap over the boundary and pash her husband.

"I felt so ashamed. There is no woman alive who deserves that treatment. You are not allowed to do that in the street so why at a football match?" she said.

Police will meet with the AFL over the incident and expect to charge the man, who also face being banned by their club.

AFL boss Andy Zeighail condemned the behaviour and warned that gayish spectators would be severely dealt with.

Mr Zeighail said if the man was found to be a member of the Richmond Football Club, his membership would be automatically cancelled.

Superintendent Micky D described the behaviour as unacceptable and said police would seek meetings with the AFL and Richmond over other incidents during the post-match frenzy.

Coach said fans had a right to show a bit of passion.

"Everyone's pretty dirty around the club and why wouldn't you be? But is that overstepping the mark? Obviously the guy has been pretty frustrated at our performance so he decided to spice it up a bit" he said.

He said any increased attention on the conduct of fans might lead to his wife getting more out of control and even possibly never seeing him again.

Mr Required's mother, Sandra, said yesterday she and husband John had to keep moving seats to avoid seeing the abuse on Friday night.

His sister, Lynette, said that the crowd behaviour would probably keep her family away from Coach in the future.

Tigers president Bill Clinton feared that media coverage of the events encouraged this kind of behaviour and doubted they have ever had sexual intercourse. "He just kissed him" he said.

Collingwood Football Club president Eddie Everywhere was appalled by the incident and said he missed Nathan FIGJAM Bucks .

Richmond has lost 17 of its past 19 games and is on the bottom of the ladder.

 

[oxx]

Rollin over Coach.
LMAOOO@Mrs Required.

 

[Tigerrific]

Brilliant, Coach Required. If you keep that up I'll be out of a job.

 

[Coach Required]

Thanks Tigeriffic, your my inspiration LOL

 

[Punt_Road_Roar]

I was having a good laugh at the Frawley vs Terry thread that Delibrate created and decided to go back in time and came across this pealer....... I dont ever recall so far under Terry Wallace forcing Richmond supporters to act in such a bizare manner. LMAO

Frawley infected us so bad back then we created our own reality

 

[1980GFVideo]

Funnier to find one like this where posters think he will be fantastic. You have to go back a bit to around 2001

Love to find a quote from a current poster saying that he will be one of the great coaches.

Unfortunately Tiger of Old doesnt post any more.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32273

 

[Tigerrific]

It's hard to believe that this was five years ago. Most of the posters on here would have no idea what this is about...

Hopefully Coach Required will not be required to reappear this year