Roast Commentators

[SunshineBoy]

Well where do we start


Ling EAD, Darcy EAD, Dwayne Eat a Bag of Dicks, Huddo EAD, BT Eat my shorts and a Big bag of Dicks, Bruce eat Cyril’s Dick, who have I missed?

 

[SunshineBoy]

Wankley EAD, Flobbo Drink from a dick

 

[SunshineBoy]

Kane Cornes. EAD , Johno Brown Eat my Dick, Brad Johnson you pitiful excuse for a commentator EAD a semi trailer load of Dicks

 

[Bicko]

Awful bias commentary last night. Darcy is so fake when he calls games, dunno how he’s employed to be honest.

 

[Al Heimer]

Hooray a thread so dear to my heart. Just watching the replay (half time) and Darcy, Ling and that Norf w@nker are absolutely hopelessly biased Brisbane arse licking barracking b@stards. Eff you all losers.

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[Tiger4Ever]

Hooray a thread so dear to my heart. Just watching the replay (half time) and Darcy, Ling and that Norf w@nker are absolutely hopelessly biased Brisbane arse licking barracking b@stards. Eff you all losers.

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Correct and then we've got dear old Richo in there who is now too frightened to say anything positive towards Richmond for fear of being labelled biased by the muppets you mentioned, so he over compensates to appease them and comes off almost anti-Richmond as well.

C'mon big 'Cho grow a pair, reconnect with your true inner tiger and stick it up these whinging sycophants!

 

[Power Play]

Well where do we start


Ling EAD, Darcy EAD, Dwayne Eat a Bag of Dicks, Huddo EAD, BT Eat my shorts and a Big bag of Dicks, Bruce eat Cyril’s Dick, who have I missed?

Tim Watson and Jobe Watson.

No ticket for those campaigners ever.

 

[jesterx]

I'm concerned about how we're going to fund the running costs of the Tiger train because 95% of people aren't allowed on it. ah well that's future us' problem no tickets for any of you campaigners

 

[Tzatziki_Man]

Wayne Carey ...continue being awesome mate

 

[DickieKnee]

Hooray a thread so dear to my heart. Just watching the replay (half time) and Darcy, Ling and that Norf w@nker are absolutely hopelessly biased Brisbane arse licking barracking b@stards. Eff you all losers.

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There's moments of dead air in the 3rd quarter when we are well on top.

 

[TigerTime_89]

Tim Watson and Jobe Watson.

No ticket for those campaigners ever.

Jobe was good last night I thought. Tims a dick tho.

 

[Tenacious T]

For Ch 7 to assign a former state cricketer in Brayshaw to commentate a QF, is treating fans with contempt.
Our game deserved more than these irrelevant token commentators whose primary concern is to make games interesting for the sake of ratings, rather than calling the game as it is by acknowledging an incredible football team.
Jobe was ok but last night was not the time to trial a commentator.

 

[BC9_]

The first 10 minutes was especially bad, they were so excited they didn’t even try to hide their bias against Richmond.

**** you Ling.

I like Jobe Watson.

 

[smasha]

They went in for the kill the commentators and fell from their perch.

Just watching the replay now Ling doing a huge sook,handbag style.

 

[HTT]

Well where do we start


Ling EAD, Darcy EAD, Dwayne Eat a Bag of Dicks, Huddo EAD, BT Eat my shorts and a Big bag of Dicks, Bruce eat Cyril’s Dick, who have I missed?

 

[Craze]

I can only tolerate Wayne Carey.

The rest suck.

 

[Al Heimer]

I'm concerned about how we're going to fund the running costs of the Tiger train because 95% of people aren't allowed on it. ah well that's future us' problem no tickets for any of you campaigners

Just watched the 3rd Qtr again. The Tiger Army that marched up there was fantastic. In all games i sometimes hit pause when they zoom in on us. Sooky but true, all i see is my true family. No ticket troubles there.

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[tigerdan]

I'm concerned about how we're going to fund the running costs of the Tiger train because 95% of people aren't allowed on it. ah well that's future us' problem no tickets for any of you campaigners

Easy. Open up a shop selling bags of dicks!

 

[tigerisland]

Wayne Carey ...continue being awesome mate

I have my issues with Carey RE his treatment of women and the rank hypocrisy of the AFL but he is a good commentator. You can just feel the Richmond hatred oozing from Johnson, Darcy, et al.

 

[tony__montana]

I liked Jobe last night, was the one commentator that called the game factually and didn’t look for the “story” or “theme” of the game to bang on about for the rest of the night like they all seem to do these days.

Commentators and their need to barrack for the underdog and find a theme to get mileage out of has ruined the art in Australia.

They could learn a thing or two off Brenton speed, about 100x the caller of the rest of the team

 

[DickieKnee]

Easy. Open up a shop selling bags of dicks!

I think CH7 has a monopoly on that market segment.

 

[Lacustrus]

Senility has well and truly caught up with Bruce.. Jobe was surprisingly good...

 

[O_Grinners17]

Dwayne Russell. Baldy flog will do an easy handball to a team mate and he'll be all "Oh ItS wHaT yOu'd ExPeCt FrOm ThE cHaMP"

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Can't have enough of Wayne Carey.
Only one not afraid to speak his mind.

 

[Tenacious T]

Only ones I can tolerate are Carey and Reiwoldt.