Social Science Coolest injuries

[tb_fanboy]

I'm gonna go with a good old broken nose. Makes you look cooler and tougher. Sadly my story behind my broken nose is embarrassing. A certain kick from my brother he learnt at tae kwon do. But passersby don't know that

 

[Doctor Feel]

Broken entire face.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Tinnea

 

[exe ex machina]

pimple, or, sniffles

 

[cats2rise]

Fell off my bike, grazed/ripped/peeled skin off one complete side of my face, including skin off eyelid and lips. One side of my face was then a complete scab for about three weeks. Beat that!

Have a couple of scars to prove it these days but luckily they are not all that noticeable.

 

[exe ex machina]

This one time, at military school, I had my entire head blown clean off, the spinal cord and nerves all sticking out gruesomely. Luckily, after a successful surgery, there's absolutely no traces, no way anyone would ever suspect. But the chicks dig it and immediately want to have sex.

 

[Messenger]

Had the middle finger kicked out during a junior football game. Finger pointing the wrong way for 10 minutes till I noticed it.

 

[Starlin Castro]

Broke my pinky but never got it fixed. Now it's quite fat and odd-shaped.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Seriously though, I stumbled back and my foot landed on a glass nutella jar without any shoes on. 20 stitches like a boss.

 

[exe ex machina]

That's nothing, once I accidentally stubbed my toe. It hurt for a few minutes. It was awful. Luckily, there was a girl around at the time, she digged my injury and we had sex.

 

[Andronicus]

Harry O dislocated my shoulder in a game once. Ended up being in a sling for 15 weeks.

 

[savagelunchbox]

I think this one is right up there...

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[RickSanchez]

My mate who's a goalkeeper broke some kids leg on his return from injury game. Oh and it was the kids birthday as well.

He's broken quite a few legs but he's top guy, just he's so big and very determined. I remember my mates telling me who play on the same team as him, you could hear the crack from the other side of the pitch and he felt so bad afterwards.

Quite a few crazy broken leg videos on youtube, Henrik Larsson's one springs to mind.

 

[exe ex machina]

There is no worse leg injury in sport than Napolean McCallum's....

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Napolean McCallum was a running back for the Los Angeles Raiders in 1986 and 1990-1994. On September 5, 1994, during a Monday Night Football contest and the Raiders' opening game of the season at the San Francisco 49ers, McCallum's career ended prematurely when 49ers linebacker Ken Norton Jr. twisted him to the ground. McCallum's cleat stuck in the ground, forcing his knee into a horrible dislocation. Norton lay pinned underneath a motionless McCallum for a couple of minutes while trainers attended to McCallum.

McCallum suffered a complete hyperextension of his left knee, almost to a right angle. He suffered a ruptured artery in his left knee, and tore three ligaments, tore the calf and hamstring from the bone, and suffered nerve damage in the knee. McCallum was told that if the surgery did not go as planned, there was a chance his left leg would have been amputated.

Also this link has a few more...
http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/worst-football-injuries-all-time

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[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

I rolled and tumbled down some stairs and hurt my hip and my back

 

[SugarShane]

Black eyes always look bad ass. Even when you get them in a footy game from a wayward arm of a 13 year old who weighs about 30kg.

 

[thecatattack]

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[Byron_Clanger]

Broke my arm in year 8 playing basketball, it was only cool because I got to sport a cast, sucked because I missed the whole school footy season

And a few years ago playing footy I had a bloody nose after I got smacked with an errant fist of the guy who was trying to spoil me, nothing better than running off the field to the bench bleeding

 

[woopedazz]

Yo mods, I'm really happy for you, but the X-ray of my broken penis bone was one of the best injuries of all time... OF ALL TIME!

Let the people see the pain.

 

[Dan]

Dislocated finger. The dislocation itself didn't hurt, but having the finger put back into place wasn't pleasant.

 

[exe ex machina]

Dislocated finger. The dislocation itself didn't hurt, but having the finger put back into place wasn't pleasant.

I think that was the same picture as woopedazz's picture

 

[Dan]

^^LoL^^

 

[exe ex machina]

Funnily enough, that was also the nurse's reaction when she put it back in place

 

[Dan]

Poor woopedazz, I'm not laughing at ya






















Ok maybe a little

 

[Happy_Neale]

Split my head open just above my left eyebrow, 8 9 stitches. Didn't hurt so much but had a boss scar for a while