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Well Ive done an 18 that is based apart from adelaide on draft position. The st Kilda choice is based upon a disappointing output from such a high pick.

Back smeldts, clangenmakers, tape
HB toumpas, Sheppard, Atley
C Jetta van berlo Sylvia
Hf Grant, butcher, karnezis
F Yarran vickery paine
Foll Scully melksham, longer

Bit harsh on story atley and longer maybe but the captain in van berlo aside, most of them are high picks.
Very harsh on Atley, will never reach the hype expected of him from our lot.
 
Very harsh on Atley, will never reach the hype expected of him from our lot.
More directed at the pick number than anything else. It is easy to pick a spud team with pick 60 players or rookies, harder to do it with top picks.
 
More directed at the pick number than anything else. It is easy to pick a spud team with pick 60 players or rookies, harder to do it with top picks.
Fair enough, its hard to remember the draft numbers for all the spud's over the years.
 
Except his 'kicking skills' consist almost entirely of uncontested sideways kicks to open players. Shawt is dead on about his style of play. Even when he has a 'good game' he doesn't do anything that has any impact on a game of AFL football whatsoever. He's a poor man's Kane Lucas, and Kane Lucas is shit enough already.

That's what I was aiming for with my list. Not guys who are talented but inconsistent like a Sylvia or who excel in some areas but are deficient in other areas like a Jack Watts, but guys who have no discernible AFL level quality and who I cannot understand why they're still on an AFL list. Armstrong was just about the first player picked by that criteria.
At least Ryan Lonie kicked the ball forwards.
Tony Armstrong sidewards kicks are bigfooty stereotypes. Actually watch him play.
 

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B: Clay Cameron ~ Alex Silvagni ~ Ben Sinclair
HB: Arryn Siposs ~ Ryan Schoenmakers ~ Brett Goodes

C: Matt Jones ~ Kane Mitchell ~ Sam Blease

HF: Mitch Robinson ~ Aaron Black ~ Brodie Martin
F: Shaun Hampson ~ Sam Reid ~ Josh Hill

R: Cameron Wood ~ Jake Melksham ~ Toby Greene
 
I was going to melt, because you guys are naming my favorite port players.
 
B: Logan (PA), Gilbert (StK), Armstrong (Coll)
HB: Wood (WB), Schoenmakers (Haw), Jacobs (NM)
C: Lucas (WC), Scully (GWS), Sylvia (Fre)
HF: Robinson (Bris), McKernan (Ess), Raines (GC)
F: Watts (Melb), Vickery (Rich), Towers (Syd)
R: Warnock (Carl), Van Berlo (Adel), Blease (Geel)
 
Tommy Logan is one of the best blokes in the AFL. :(

He's a fantastic bloke & clubman, but we have to face facts about his place in our club now
 

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Well Ive done an 18 that is based apart from adelaide on draft position. The st Kilda choice is based upon a disappointing output from such a high pick.

Back smeldts, clangenmakers, tape
HB toumpas, Sheppard, Atley
C Jetta van berlo Sylvia
Hf Grant, butcher, karnezis
F Yarran vickery paine
Foll Scully melksham, longer

Bit harsh on story atley and longer maybe but the captain in van berlo aside, most of them are high picks.

Do you know how long it usually takes for rucks to fully develop? xD
 
B: Clay Cameron ~ Alex Silvagni ~ Ben Sinclair
HB: Arryn Siposs ~ Ryan Schoenmakers ~ Brett Goodes

C: Matt Jones ~ Kane Mitchell ~ Sam Blease

HF: Mitch Robinson ~ Aaron Black ~ Brodie Martin
F: Shaun Hampson ~ Sam Reid ~ Josh Hill

R: Cameron Wood ~ Jake Melksham ~ Toby Greene

Forgot about Jackson Paine:$

B: Clay Cameron ~ Alex Silvagni ~ Ben Sinclair
HB: Arryn Siposs ~ Ryan Schoenmakers ~ Brett Goodes

C: Matt Jones ~ Kane Mitchell ~ Sam Blease

HF: Leigh Adams ~ Jackson Paine ~ Brodie Martin
F: Shaun Hampson ~ Sam Reid ~ Josh Hill

R: Cameron Wood ~ Jake Melksham ~ Toby Greene
 
Well Ive done an 18 that is based apart from adelaide on draft position. The st Kilda choice is based upon a disappointing output from such a high pick.

Back smeldts, clangenmakers, tape
HB toumpas, Sheppard, Atley
C Jetta van berlo Sylvia
Hf Grant, butcher, karnezis
F Yarran vickery paine
Foll Scully melksham, longer

Bit harsh on story atley and longer maybe but the captain in van berlo aside, most of them are high picks.
I just noticed you have Scully as a ruck and Longer as a rover.
 
Tried to avoid some of the more obvious names, whilst also avoiding spuds who've been recently traded (such as Rhys Stanley):

B: S.Tape R.Schoenmakers C.Shenton
HB: C.Hampton A.Silvagni J.Pittard
C: N.Van Berlo (c) C.Beams B.Smedts
HF: J.Grant J.White K.Harper
F: S.Hampson S.Reid J.Hill
R: R.Warnock J.Melksham J.Toumpas

If Beams is our spud, Im pretty happy.

Will be dual Brownlow winner with his Brother after our 4th successive Grand Final. Just watch.

You'll see!

YOU'LL ALL SEE!
 
B: Smedts(Gee), Schoenclangers(Haw), Addison(GWS)
HB: Simpkin(Stk), Watson(Carl), Suban(Fre)
C: Lucas(WC), McKenzie(Melb), Grigg(Rich)
HF: Harper(NM), Butcher(PA), Karnezis(Coll)
F: Kommer(Ess), Paine(Bris), Sumner(GC)
R: A Cordy(WB), Van Berlo(Ade)C, Towers(Syd)
Good work - but I reckon Suban is ok. Apart from that - very good.
 

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Forgot about Jackson Paine:$

B: Clay Cameron ~ Alex Silvagni ~ Ben Sinclair
HB: Arryn Siposs ~ Ryan Schoenmakers ~ Brett Goodes

C: Matt Jones ~ Kane Mitchell ~ Sam Blease

HF: Leigh Adams ~ Jackson Paine ~ Brodie Martin
F: Shaun Hampson ~ Sam Reid ~ Josh Hill

R: Cameron Wood ~ Jake Melksham ~ Toby Greene
Sinclair >>> Armstrong
 
Sinclair >>> Armstrong

Sinclair is a much bigger spud than Armstrong. The only thing he has going for him is he is quick, but its useless when your going to run 20 metres and kick 50 if your going to turn it over every time to have the ball go back 40 metres behind from where you original started from. He might be brave and not afraid of contact but is as physically useless as Lewis Jetta.
 
B: Blease(Gee), Schoenclangers(Haw), Addison(GWS)
HB: Simpkin(Stk), Watson(Carl), Suban(Fre)
C: Lucas(WC), McKenzie(Melb), Grigg(Rich)
HF: Magic Door(NM), Butcher(PA), Karnezis(Coll)
F: Kommer(Ess), Paine(Bris), Sumner(GC)
R: A Cordy(WB), Van Berlo(Ade)C, Towers(Syd)
 

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