Game Day Cricket, Ashes 1st Test chat: Bangers & Mash vs Lamb Cutlets on the Barbie

[Elmer_Judd]

Warner out ???

GO ELMER, GO ELMER, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY !!

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Root told Barstow that Broad was bowling pies… he was never gonna drop a pie

 

[Dinsdale]

Bloody hell

 

[Elmer_Judd]

I tipped this !!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Dinsdale]

Broad getting cocky, stupid duran duran headband

 

[James Colorado]

The only thing that can save Warner is how excited Broad is going to be at the prospect of 10 easy wickets for the series. I can't imagine bowling with an erection is going to be easy.

It turns out that while Broad may have been hard, bowling wasn't.

 

[FurTheWin]

So a typical English summer

It has been lovely for the last week or so this side up.
I got slightly red arms

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Hope Khawaja can make the ton

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Hope Khawaja can make the ton

Top knock by Uber Koala. Good support from the middle order.

Tragic for Davey Bogan. Just fell short of a rare double figure score, tragically dismissed in the nervous nines.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Top knock by Uber Koala. Good support from the middle order.

Tragic for Davey Bogan. Just fell short of a rare double figure score, tragically dismissed in the nervous nines.

He definitely got the Aussies back in this game

 

[the avoca drover]

Tragic for Davey Bogan. Just fell short of a rare double figure score, tragically dismissed in the nervous nines.

Davey Bogan, sums him up nicely.
Probably my least favourite Australian cricketer ever.

Looks like this Ashes series might be a cracker.
Mrs Drover, who is a Pom and doesn’t follow any sport, is over it already.
I might have to adjourn to my bar for most of the series.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Davey Bogan, sums him up nicely.
Probably my least favourite Australian cricketer ever.

Looks like this Ashes series might be a cracker.
Mrs Drover, who is a Pom and doesn’t follow any sport, is over it already.
I might have to adjourn to my bar for most of the series.

My missus is over the cricket at the coin toss...

Looks like a cracker of the series, Brendon McCullums aggression really rubbing off on the Poms.

Not looking good for Davey Boy, I note the selectors bought two back up openers in Harris and Renshaw and I was telling a mate that If the openers couldnt get going, then Ussie would be the first one to get dropped. Hes pretty much put that option to bed. Wont be sad to see the back of Warner TBH

 

[Mofra]

Davey Bogan, sums him up nicely.
Probably my least favourite Australian cricketer ever.

I think a lot of people would be in the same boat. A clean sweep with Warner doing SFA is probably the dream scenario

 

[Mr Blicavs]

It turns out that while Broad may have been hard, bowling wasn't.

The biggest question from Day 2 though is..."who does Candace Warner blame this time"

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Am really disappointed in PM Albo.

Blind Freddy the Bull Tosser knows the Bogan is an even more useless piece of off meat as soon as he goes overseas. Everyone agrees bar the incredibly gutless NSP.

All Albo had to do was cancel the passports of Mr and Mrs Bogan and their bairns of Satan. But no, the pale imitation of a Socialist failed.

 

[Purple Suit]

Hope Khawaja can make the ton

Don’t suck up now, you want Australia to lose.

 

[Plugger35]

Am really disappointed in PM Albo.

Blind Freddy the Bull Tosser knows the Bogan is an even more useless piece of off meat as soon as he goes overseas. Everyone agrees bar the incredibly gutless NSP.

All Albo had to do was cancel the passports of Mr and Mrs Bogan and their bairns of Satan. But no, the pale imitation of a Socialist failed.

Broad probably bribed Albo to make sure his bunny made it back to England for more easy wickets for him and he will be praying he isn't dropped.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

England every time they hear Davey Warner has been selected for an Ashes Tour...
He is money for jam on English pitches

 

[Purple Suit]

England every time they hear Davey Warner has been selected for an Ashes Tour...
He is money for jam on English pitches

Who is plan B though as the selectors left the best shield opener / batter at home.

Move Marnus to opener & play Mitch Marsh?

Harris is likely to be a huge bust as per usual.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

England every time they hear Davey Warner has been selected for an Ashes Tour...
He is money for jam on English pitches

Ditto in BanIndia.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Who is plan B though as the selectors left the best shield opener / batter at home.

Move Marnus to opener & play Mitch Marsh?

Harris is likely to be a huge bust as per usual.

I thought I heard McDonald say Harris was next in line...
If he flunks, then Matty Renshaw has to come in. We could go through more openers by the end of this tour than Carlton has gone through coaches in the last decade

 

[Purple Suit]

I thought I heard McDonald say Harris was next in line...
If he flunks, then Matty Renshaw has to come in. We could go through more openers by the end of this tour than Carlton has gone through coaches in the last decade

Not sure why Bancroft isn’t in the squad. Scored the most last season although I think him, Harris & Renshaw are all playing county cricket so just pick who ever is in the best form as we know they will be better than Davey against Broad.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Not sure why Bancroft isn’t in the squad. Scored the most last season although I think him, Harris & Renshaw are all playing county cricket so just pick who ever is in the best form as we know they will be better than Davey against Broad.

Scapegoat...

 

[Dinsdale]

Ha, Ussie almost broke the ball with that 6