Scape Goat $cully Banners

[Logger]

So I can't go to the game but want to contribute in any way possible to making the little scrunt realise what a shit bloke he really is. As such, I propose this thread by a repository of ideas for banners that people can create with love, take to the game and unfurl to really make it known just how "over it" we really are.
Please contribute your own ideas below. Wonna, I know you have a few loying around.
Here are some I prepared earlier (warning, may be construed as offensive by some. If you profess to understand Tom’s decision to ditch us, you may require parental guidance when viewing this thread):

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A classic. Bonus points for creating it out of monopoly money.​

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Oi! Tom!​

G&GF!​

a.k.a. the Biffinator special.​

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"I'd love to end my career and say that I was a one-club player and I anticipate that'll be the case"​

Perhaps only for those with neat handwriting or a king-sized bed sheet, this is what little Tommy said in a Melbourne press conference in March, 8 months after his dad had signed on to GWS…​

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Hit him,​

For Jim!​

Are you worried that our players might just be “over it” and ready to embrace the turncoat as a sign that all’s well that ends well? Protect yourself and your club with this banner sure to earn them an extra two weeks’ worth of the bye via the MRP.​

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We’re blue and red,​

The Giants are orange​

U took the $ and fled​

U scum-sucking flange!​

Hey look, I rhymed something with orange!​

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Kiss me,​

Judas!​

Are you a particularly rough-hewn Melbourne supporter? This might just be the one for you to hold up whenever $cully runs past. Five extra points for flirtatious behaviour which distracts him. 100 extra points for getting near enough to deck him.​

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Loyalty​

Integrity​

Honour​

Cash​

For those of you with access to multiple colours of crepe paper.Some red and blue for the first three lines and then orange and grey, if you can find it.​

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Hey Tom,​

I’ll give you $5​

To sleep with​

your sister.​

Warning, Tom may jump the fence and try to take you up on this offer. Throw some coins in the other direction and this should distract him long enough to escape being bedded by Miss Tandoori, 2011.​

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Thank you​

Gawn-spew!​

It is only right and proper we should recognise this precious liquid for the part it played in ridding us of the scruntiest little scrunt that ever scrunted his way into our club.​

Please add any you can think up yourselves!

 

[Biffinator]

Well done Logger. Each of them is far more inspired than my JUDAS 31.

I was thinking about G&GF Judas and Mister Fish Fingers but I suspect the MCC security staff will take a lively interest in such a banner

 

[Resurgance]

How about:
'Get your pies early, Tommys dad's in town'

 

[The Professor]

How about printing off that Scully/Nirvana poster. Awesome.

 

[Crimson Azure]

This has always said it all for me:

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[Supermercado]

$6 MILLION
0 RESPECT

 

[LBJ6]

$6 MILLION
0 RESPECT

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Loyalty​

Integrity​

Honour​

Cash​

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Like these two, anyone actually going to make one?

 

[Dez!]

Why make a banner? Just piss in a cup and throw it at him.

 

[LeverPuller]

If anyone's around Glen Waverley and has a half hour to burn over the next couple of days (and I'm free) I can give you some Monopoly money.

 

[Jamurp]

I'm thinking of just painting '$cully filth' on an old bed-sheet. Getting it into the ground is another thing.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Wonna, I know you have a few lying around.

Indeed I do Comrade.

For instance:

Or this...

Or for anyone who wants to go all the way, as it should be done...

 

[Supermercado]

I'm thinking of just painting '$cully filth' on an old bed-sheet. Getting it into the ground is another thing.

Just fold it and stuff it into the bottom of a bag (if that doesn't affect the 'artwork'). The MCG security guards couldn't give a toss what you bring in as long as it's not glass or an AK47.

P.S - I heartily encourage you to follow through with this plan.

 

[Blackas87]

Welcome
Home
Junior

 

[Devastating Boris]

I was thinking about doing my profile picture.

What about " i too would sell my soul for $6M and $100k worth of cheeseburgers"

 

[Jamurp]

Perhaps we can do an earthquake themed banner. '$cully's wallet caused the 2012 Melbourne earthquake'.

 

[Andy_Mac]

Would love the cheer squad to have Logger's avatar printed and put on the banner.

 

[roostersgal4eva]

I did this one...you can use it if you want - might be too complicated to make a banner though

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

I did this one...you can use it if you want - might be too complicated to make a banner though

Superb drop-in RG4E

 

[chopper41]

Has anyone got a really big printer?

 

[roostersgal4eva]

Superb drop-in RG4E

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I havent dropped as much a) because work/home is flat out & 2) it would of been a bit painful

I hope you guys Smash him where it hurts - on the scoreboard

 

[Jamurp]

I was gonna go for a satirical tone, perhaps linking GWS' poaching of Scully, to Joseph Kony. Perhaps my hatred has gone too far.

 

[Bluelegs]

Indeed I do Comrade.

For instance:

Or this...

Or for anyone who wants to go all the way, as it should be done...

Personally I would also like University to be reinstated.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Far as I'm aware, University weren't forced out of the AFL as the result of a 12-year-long campaign of deliberate whiteanting against them, by the AFL.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/game-in-crisis.873218/page-2#post-24398844

 

[Bluelegs]

Far as I'm aware, University weren't forced out of the AFL as the result of a 12-year-long campaign of deliberate whiteanting against them, by the AFL, were they. Correct me if I'm wrong about this.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/game-in-crisis.873218/page-2#post-24398844

Thought it was the fact that most of their players were killed in World War II? Kind of a shitty way for a club to go out.

 

[Demon JP]

Something along the lines of "I have 6 million reasons to hate scully" or "don't feed phil"