Dad jokes - add yours

[giantroo]

 

[rickety]

Ripped this one off a Wednesday site ....

A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he asked his assistant.

"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives".

"You idiot" said the chemist "You cant treat a cough with laxatives".

"Of course you can" said the assistant "Look at him, he daren't cough now!"

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[ferball]

 

[rickety]

 

[kool kangas]

 

[rickety]

 

[krakouers]

gokangas

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Next time you're feeling down, remember life is all about perspective.

I have a friend who has sex 2 to 3 times a week. He exercises twice a day and he reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

 

[Reagan Smash]

 

[DocSholl]

Tom Petty: I won't back down
Tom Reasonable: I'd consider backing down