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Apr 22, 2018
AFL Club
North Melbourne
A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal. The engineer said to his fireman, "We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you see the name of the town on the depot sign?"

The fireman replied, "It appears to be Danzig in the dark."

And the engineer shouted, "Buy coal, Porter!"

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Jul 24, 2015
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Q: Why did the computer need a jacket?

A: Because it kept freezing.

Q: Why did the elephants at the circus go on strike?

A: They were tired of working for peanuts.

Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?

A: By its bark.

Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?

A: At the quack of dawn.

This is the end of my catalogue...until I find the one from last century!!!
My computer keeps crashing.

It didn't realise it would be so hard to drive.

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