Dad jokes - add yours

Oct 22, 2014
17,118
28,469
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Mount Buller
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night...
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late"
The officer, " Oh really........ and Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The Man, "That would be my wife"
 

krakouers85

Premium Platinum
Sep 13, 2011
1,102
2,450
Independent Republic of Perth
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Claremont
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night...
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late"
The officer, " Oh really........ and Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The Man, "That would be my wife"
A man has been going around stealing wheels off police cars, police have been working tirelessly to catch him

A hole has been dug outside the local police station, police are looking into it
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

gokangas

Premium Platinum
Jan 16, 2004
31,619
15,398
Melbourne
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Storm - Victory
A man has been going around stealing wheels off police cars, police have been working tirelessly to catch him

A hole has been dug outside the local police station, police are looking into it
I hear someone broke into Collingwood Police Station and stole all their toilets. At the moment Police have nothing to go on.
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

big_e

Premium Platinum
Apr 28, 2008
5,604
15,017
Your Wi-Fi
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Wycombe Wanderers, 76ers
People said that my dyslexia would affect my poetry.

Not sure what they were thinking. I have a lovely jug, vase and plate to prove them wrong.
That reminds me of the agnostic, insomniac dyslexic. He would lie awake all night, wondering if there really was a dog.
 

Top Bottom