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Luke72

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Aug 21, 2012
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A gorilla who has had a tough day getting discriminated against walks into a bar, the bar tender say “Sorry we don’t serve your kind in here”. In a fit of rage the gorilla bites a chunk out of the bar, gives the barman a death stare and says “what do you mean you won’t serve a gorilla?”. The barman replies “No, we don’t serve drug users!” The gorilla, confounded replies ”but I don’t take drugs” and the barman says “what about that bar bit you ate?”
 

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krakouers85

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Sep 13, 2011
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Independent Republic of Perth
AFL Club
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Did you hear about the Actor who fell through the floor boards?
He was just going through a stage.

I really love gravity it keeps me in touch with the earth......


I was in the park wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger....
...
...
... and then it hit me.

The local dogs home was broken into last night . Police have over 100 leads ..

Thanks to ABC Perth
 

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