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Little Johnny walks up to his old man and asks, "Dad, what a vagina?

His old man grabs a playboy, opens the centrefold, and draws a black circle around it. "That's a vagina, mate."

Little Johnny then asks "Well, what's a campaigner then, Dad?

His old man replies, "Everything outside the circle, Son."

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I don't really like twitter, especially after that Kornes business a few months back which I will not go into here, but fair dinkum, what is this shit with the most ridiculously named AI bot accounts - see examples below...

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Block those accounts.
They follow you and seem harmless but will later flag your account and target you for further spam.
 
A cop knocked on my door.
I'm afraid your wife has been in a serious accident.
How is she, I asked.
Rather critical, he said.
Typical I said, whats she whinging about now?
I reckon you could put a spin on that one and change the punch line to

“ What , you too ?!”
 

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