Dad jokes - add yours

[Samsquanch]

 

[kool kangas]

 

[Roostein]

Q: Why should you NEVER fight a dinosaur?
A: Because you’ll get jurasskicked.

 

[Luke72]

Q: Why should you NEVER fight a dinosaur?
A: Because you’ll get jurasskicked.

Proper dad joke, well done

 

[Samsquanch]

Proper dad joke, well done

My daughter asked, "Dad, why does Ariel wear seashells?".

My reply: "Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big".

 

[Samsquanch]

A pizza is a real time pie graph of how much pizza is left.

 

[chairo]

The monarch formerly known as Prince.

 

[Bertie22]

Don't tell secrets in the garden...The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[kool kangas]

 

[Lomas]

That's fowl.

 

[krakouers]

 

[krakouers]

The huge spider in my room is now called Cotton Eyed Joe because I want to know two things:

1. Where did he come from?
2. Where did he go?

 

[krakouers]

 

[gokangas]

Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back.

 

[gokangas]

Never answer an anonymous letter.

 

[gokangas]

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

 

[gokangas]

I intend to live forever. So far so good.

 

[gokangas]

It is so cold here in Melbourne that today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Once had a girlfriend who said she was looking forward to us one day walking down the aisle together. So I took her to Woolies.

 

[kool kangas]

 

[Satan]

 

[Satan]

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Jesus likes satan

 

[Samsquanch]

Ooohhhh. The poor sad doggy.