Dad jokes - add yours

[Rod Stroker]

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[gokangas]

When I was much younger mum would send me up to the corner shop with $2. I would come back with a loaf of bread, 6 eggs, a packet of bacon, 4 potatoes, a packet of tea and a bottle of milk. Can't do that these days - too many security cameras.

 

[SammyRoo]

My family just learned that Grandpa has an addiction to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

 

[gokangas]

My family just learned that Grandpa has an addiction to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

I took viagra eye drops last night. Made me take a good, hard look at myself.

 

[ferball]

This isn't a joke but a mate of mine who is in his 60s told me about the time he recently took viagra and forget his blood presssure pills and ended up with what felt like a big throbbing head.

 

[krakouers]

Dad joke or what we would all like to do?

 

[gokangas]

My wife accused me of achieving nothing in life so I told her, “Well, I won the Leslie Nielson award at school.”
She said, “What's that?”
I said, “It's a big building with kids in it, but that’s not important right now.”

 

[kool kangas]

 

[gokangas]

 

[big_e]

As the father of a ten-year-old with a severe peanut allergy, Halloween is a ****ing horrible time of the year. Only matched by Easter.

 

[krakouers]

 

[Rod Stroker]

 

[Orange Peanut]

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?


One's a superhero, One's a command.

 

[kool kangas]

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?


One's a superhero, One's a command.

not in our household..Its the reverse..

 

[kool kangas]

 

[Rod Stroker]

 

[Orange Peanut]

I took viagra eye drops last night. Made me take a good, hard look at myself.

I just found out the medicinal name of Viagra is Mycoxaflopin.

 

[Orange Peanut]

What do you call a constipated detective?


No shit Sherlock.

 

[kool kangas]

 

[krakouers]

 

[Samsquanch]

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This is a bit cryptic. Perhaps you need to condider a redaction Kraks.

 

[Luke72]

This is a bit cryptic. Perhaps you need to condider a redaction Kraks.

Yeah someone is going to have to walk me through that

 

[kool kangas]

 

[krakouers]

 

[kool kangas]

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