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Dear Santa,
How's it going? It's been a year since we last spoke. Hope the weathers been kind up there.

So it's that time of year again, the time of the year that i get to talk to you about what i would like for Christmas.
At different times of the past year i have decided on a gift only to change my mind a little later. In September i thought i wanted Ben Cousins, but then realised that it might be a better option that my uglier, fatter and dumber little cousin (Richmond) gets him instead.

So since September i've been given gifts and got things for myself like Corrie, L.Brown and some new models like Sidebottom, Beams, Blight and Rounds. Hopefully i get good use of these presents in 2009. i reckon i can implement these new toys into my existing collection with great success.

In december (rookie draft) i was given afew more gifts but i reckon i'll keep them in their packaging for now, but hopefully at one stage in the next few years they will get some playtime too.
i was also given a new captain in december so i was going to have that on the list, but i have one now so it's no longer required on the list.

so now with my toy collection full for the next year i have been thinking about what i want for christmas most. i've prepared a list for you (in order), i dont need anymore toys, im now after more celebratory gifts that i can share with everyone.

* to beat carlton on both may 17 and july 24th
* to beat essendon on both april 25 and july 3rd
* to finish home and away in top 4
* to win a premiership in 2009
* my ugly cousins (Carlton, Richmond and Essendon) all fail dismally

ok Santa, i believe i've been a good boy. i'm really sorry about some little incidents during 2008 season, most of them were out of my control. i'm not that bad at all, in fact i was still in the top bracket from the class of 08' and am really keen to push for higher honours in 2009. i know i can do you and the rest of the supporter group proud. i just need you to do what you can with my list. every little bit helps santa.

ok Santa, thanks again for taking the time to read my letter, i will leave cookies and milk for you in the foyer at the Lexus Centre in one of the empty trophy cabinets....it's the cabinet on the left that says "premiers 2009"...oh by the way thats where you can leave the presents for me!

thanks santa, you're the best

merry christmas

Collingwood Football Club
 
Hahaha that along with my new memberships has lightened up my otherwise dull day of yelling clients.

I have turned my phone off and am now getting paid for being on big footy.:p In affect paying me $850 today for being on big footy :eek::thumbsu::D:thumbsu::thumbsu:
 
Hahaha that along with my new memberships has lightened up my otherwise dull day of yelling clients.

I have turned my phone off and am now getting paid for being on big footy.:p In affect paying me $850 today for being on big footy :eek::thumbsu::D:thumbsu::thumbsu:
I gotta get on your wage...
 
I love Christmas, especially the carolling.

Here's one we like to sing after pudding & a sherry.

Sung to Rudolph the red nose reindeer.


Benjamin , the ostracised Eagle/ had a very shiny nose.

And if you ever saw him,/ you would even say it glows.

All of AFL hierarchy/ used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Benjamin /join in any AFL games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve /Santa came to say:

"Benjamin now your nose is not so bright,

won't you go in the draft tonight?"

Then all of Kevin Sheedy loved him /as the Richmond faithful shouted out with glee,

"Benjamin the red-nosed footballer,

you'll go down in Tiger history!"
 

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I gotta get on your wage...

Don't even try to build up too it - it really isnt worth it in your younger days doing all those extra hours for this promotion and then that promotion.

Believe me work to live not live to work like I was doing. Now I am here it is good - but the 20 years working up too it - that is the stuff that is not worthwhile.
 
anything else we want added to the list?
only 3 days to go
not a single collingwood off field incident unless its young collingwood player helps elderly old lady across the road and bought her a nice dinner
 

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How about some dumb bastard luck in Grand Finals you sack of santa.. sick of watching teams like Port, Syd and Hawthorn win a flag on their first try while we have a strike rate of 1 in 11 :mad:
 
How about some dumb bastard luck in Grand Finals you sack of santa.. sick of watching teams like Port, Syd and Hawthorn win a flag on their first try while we have a strike rate of 1 in 11 :mad:

Yeah that is really frustrating but we jst need to take it in order to be the best.
 
How about some dumb bastard luck in Grand Finals you sack of santa.. sick of watching teams like Port, Syd and Hawthorn win a flag on their first try while we have a strike rate of 1 in 11 :mad:

*there there* Let it all out. :p

Everyone has to make sure they leave their milk and cookies out so Santa will do the right thing. Bribery all the way!
 
*there there* Let it all out. :p

Everyone has to make sure they leave their milk and cookies out so Santa will do the right thing. Bribery all the way!

Would a very big slice of Irish whiskey Christmas cake make the difference?
 

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How about some dumb bastard luck in Grand Finals you sack of santa.. sick of watching teams like Port, Syd and Hawthorn win a flag on their first try while we have a strike rate of 1 in 11 :mad:


I'd be happy to balance that ledger.....11 in 21 sounds nice just over 50% nice and even.
Wouldn't Dons and Scum fans voice boxes just melt.
 
I'd be happy to balance that ledger.....11 in 21 sounds nice just over 50% nice and even.
Wouldn't Dons and Scum fans voice boxes just melt.
The law of probability is on our side.. just not sure if any of us will live long enough to see 20 grand finals without a loss
 
not a single collingwood off field incident unless its young collingwood player helps elderly old lady across the road and bought her a nice dinner

Where do you want me to stand, Opti? Hold on - I'll get my blackthorn stick.......
 
How about some dumb bastard luck in Grand Finals you sack of santa.. sick of watching teams like Port, Syd and Hawthorn win a flag on their first try while we have a strike rate of 1 in 11 :mad:
Thats the way, yell at the old fool! Give me what I want or don't come at all fat man!

On the other hand, Santa, I'm gonna ask for what I ask for every year that you don't bring me, please, Collingwood - Premiers 2009???? Please?
 

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