Denis "burn In Hell" Pagan

[audas]

Who is this guy?

This man coached the Kangaroos to 2 flags. You wonder why? Two words... Wayne Carey.

Denis Pagan is a filthy muppet. Who needs to be drowned in his own empty forward line of infinte sadness. What a disgrace. Who is this bloke?

Is this old timer actually serious?

I coach an under 10 team, and my 1/2 time address was way more inspiring than this invalid could ever produce.

What a senile bastard!!

My misses just discharged a placenta that was far more inspiring - it asked me if it could kick direct to full forward, and Denis said no, chip it around until the flood comes.

Because I'm way too old, and way too past it.

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

Love D. pagan. No wait.... thats too obvious. Denis P.

 

[Collingwoodrow]

Who is this guy?

This man coached the Kangaroos to 2 flags. You wonder why? Two words... Wayne Carey.

Denis Pagan is a filthy muppet. Who needs to be drowned in his own empty forward line of infinte sadness. What a disgrace. Who is this bloke?

Is this old timer actually serious?

I coach an under 10 team, and my 1/2 time address was way more inspiring than this invalid could ever produce.

What a senile bastard!!

My misses just discharged a placenta that was far more inspiring - it asked me if it could kick direct to full forward, and Denis said no, chip it around until the flood comes.

Because I'm way too old, and way too past it.

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

Love D. pagan. No wait.... thats too obvious. Denis P.

Jeebuz.............somebody's flight home cancelled?

 

[Chezza]

Denis Pagan is a filthy muppet.

That is the funniest thing I have ever read.....anywhere!!!!
I've been laughing that hard my ribs are sore!!!