Desperate- Need help with the flu!

[johnson_26]

I've got a game of footy on the weekend, and im depserate to get over flu i got on monday night.

Please, does anyone have a sure thing relief for me so i am able to play and feel comfortable...

It would be much appreciated!

 

[Gabbie]

Well for starters stop rolling around naked on wet grass.

Go to a sauna and sweat it out or get under heaps of doonas/blankies with the heater on HIGH - if you're old enough, invite that special someone to help sweat it out. Make sure that special someone has fed you with HOT SOUP, BUTTERED TOAST & A BIG MUG OF TEA.

Tho my nan swore by warm lemon juice, honey and Bundy while my pa's tip was Whiskey neat.

 

[USAEagle]

It has to run its course. It is a virus, so no anti biotic will help. But if you take a double odse of Codril or another type of Cold and Flu Tablet about two hours before the game, you will feel like a million bucks - but take more at half time.

Then go to bed and sleep for two days.

 

[AdzELXR]

Go out and get hammered. It's worked for me before

 

[bunsen burner]

performance enhancing drugs before the game should do the trick.

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

Replace yourself with an identical ring-in (ala Fine Cotton), and hope the stewards don't notice.