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Do you rate yourself as a good dancer?

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Can I dance? No. Can I hold a decent conversation though? Yes.

However, if really drunk, those roles are reversed... ;)

The Hitman

P.S. Not that I'd know*

*This comment is for Sly77's purposes only. Others please disregard.
 
Originally posted by Simon_Nesbit


I soon found that the best method was:

a) Drink six-pack before leaving home
b) Pour 700ml Jack into 2L coke (after taking out 700ml...duh!)
c) Drive car to nightclub venue. Drink two or three glasses.
d) Go inside (just before cover-charge! Yes, I'm a cheapskate)
e) Have a drink or two, play some pool (always seemed to get the chicks when I wasn't interested...funny that)
f) If you have either:
1. Picked up, or
2. Sobered up,



I reckon dancing doesn't lead much to picking up. Robbie Williams thinks so ("time to move your body") but it is how well you "yap" to the chick.

Anyone who has the gift of the gab and is reasonably attractive is destined for kicking more goals than Plugger at Nightclubs.

You can't pick up at a rave because all the chicks are on the persians and are too engrossed with their dancing.

It is also about where you go. A place like Twister in St Kilda is easy while a place like Portsea Pub is harder to score.
 
Originally posted by Rohan_



I reckon dancing doesn't lead much to picking up. Robbie Williams thinks so ("time to move your body") but it is how well you "yap" to the chick.


And Robbie would know. "If you can't get a girl but your best friend can it's time to move your body".
 

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Not good. But the best. Years of taking the pìss out of other clubbers infront of my mates, I have been able to blend an amusing and great way of sychronising to the dj's phat beats.

Word.
 
No I can't dance. I took dancing lessons (modern dance) for several years and can't dance...

But I don't care, I dance around the house (and get yelled at for being such a ********) and that's all. You couldn't bribe me to dance anywhere else.
 

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