Dont you just love a good shower?

[Damp Squarie]

I hope they have showers in heaven.

Some include:

The hot shower.
Plenty of pressure, as hot as you can bear it, when youve been out in the freezing drizzlin wind and rain watchin the footy. When you go to get out you can hardly raise a towel, your body is lobster red and buggered!!

The quick shower.
The missus will tie one on, but only if you be quick. So its in the shower, spruce up the nether regions and out before the soap suds have gone down the plug hole. This time you are cherry red and horny!!

The hangover shower.
Slowly does it, not too much steam or youll suffocate, the heads absolutely thumpin, you wish chairs in showers were invented as you nearly drown washing away the night before. When you get out, you dont even worry about wiping yourself just collapse backwards onto the bed. This time you couldnt give a rats tossbag!!

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by topjars


The hangover shower.
Slowly does it, not too much steam or youll suffocate, the heads absolutely thumpin, you wish chairs in showers were invented as you nearly drown washing away the night before.

Nah just sit down anyway! You could always get a little plastic stool, although they are no good if you have a bath/shower as the bottom of the bath is curved and usually not wide enough for a stool.

Twosome showers are good if there's enough room... once again separate showers seem to be wider than over-bath showers.

 

[BluesBabe666]

Twosome showers are the best... a shower isnt much fun if you dont have someone to wash your back... or....

And why is it you're still in there long after the hot water has run out!!

 

[Bee]

Long, hot, sweetly scented showers that last for 30 minutes every morning.

Hangover showers are fine, but the water has to be full force and very hot, to easy your aching body and the steam can clear your head.

As for twosome showers, hmmm, that's best left for spa baths.

 

[Perty4]

hangover showers are just gold.

 

[knuckles]

Twosome showers are revolting. Don't like.
I have four shower "pipes" in my shower, plus a "water fall" outlet in the bath. My shower is like a one of those de-tox things. Four way pressure blast that leaves you a few grams lighter after all the dead cells have been balsted off.

 

[Squeak]

Originally posted by Bee
Long, hot, sweetly scented showers that last for 30 minutes every morning.

1. That's a waste of water.

2. What brand is your hot water, mine lasts for about 8 minutes beofre going cold!

 

[Port1978]

I normally like hot showers the best, but have been enjoying cold showers the last few days cos I got sunburnt on Saturday.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

Half an hour showers every morning hehe but it makes too many fights my dad bangs the door down. What he doesn't seem to understand is that legs, snatch, arms and whatever else needs to be shaved which can take half n hour in itself!

Twosome showers r alright but it ****s me when my hair gets wet.

Baths just make me frikken tired but when i have way too much bathy crap in my bathroom cupboard like at the moment i like to waste it all in a nice smelling bath!

The bestest thing at the moment are body lotions especially glitter ones, so nice for massaging!

 

[Jars458]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
Half an hour showers every morning hehe but it makes too many fights my dad bangs the door down. What he doesn't seem to understand is that legs, snatch, arms and whatever else needs to be shaved which can take half n hour in itself!

It takes you an half an hour a day to shave???

Seems like a lot of hair.

 

[DeLs]

I've just had the 'when you have the flu' shower and I feel great.

I also love that nice hot shower after a hard day at work when you're all sweaty and yuck.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

Originally posted by Jars458
It takes you an half an hour a day to shave???

Seems like a lot of hair.

Well i am a wog but i am just fussy and everything has to be shaved even if there is one days stubble.

and yep love the flu showers del but christ they make ya dizzy after! mmm and after put vicks on its so nice!

 

[knuckles]

Which brings me to another topic. I'm surprised how many homes in Australia are single bathroom homes. Changed a lot post 70s, but I have never been to a house in the US or Asia with less than 2 bathrooms. Our current condo has 3!!
BTW, I don't like ensuites. Makes the bedroom smell like soap, and "sounds" in the middle of the night are louder. I go the guest bathroom if I have gaseous concerns.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

Originally posted by knuckles
Which brings me to another topic. I'm surprised how many homes in Australia are single bathroom homes. Changed a lot post 70s, but I have never been to a house in the US or Asia with less than 2 bathrooms. Our current condo has 3!!
BTW, I don't like ensuites. Makes the bedroom smell like soap, and "sounds" in the middle of the night are louder. I go the guest bathroom if I have gaseous concerns.

we got our house renovated a few years ago and only ever had one toilet it was the most awful thing that happened when the builders came...we had 2 seperate rooms and they thought there was a toilet in the other so they ripped our ONLY toilet out and took it away ARRRGH when we got home to find no toilet i swear i started crying lol. So we rang them up and they had to bring a toilet over in the middle of the night lol they couldnt believe we only had 1 in the first place!

 

[Richmondfan#1]

My showers generally last 15 minutes. I hate having showers in the morning, has to be night time, they just seem better that way. And the water running hot, great!

 

[mel 40]

Originally posted by topjars

The hot shower.
Plenty of pressure, as hot as you can bear it, when youve been out in the freezing drizzlin wind and rain watchin the footy. When you go to get out you can hardly raise a towel, your body is lobster red and buggered!!

This is the one for me.Not that hot so it wont burn me, but i like it hot.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

remember the gas strike arrrgh particularly bad as the Adelaideans were over here for the granny

 

[Thrawn]

I take a 15 minute hot shower every morning. The best thing in the world.

 

[daicos4ever]

Am I the only one that thinks a cold shower in the middle of a stinking hot day is as refreshing as jumping in a pool or the beach?

 

[Jerome]

Originally posted by daicos4ever
Am I the only one that thinks a cold shower in the middle of a stinking hot day is as refreshing as jumping in a pool or the beach?

No, that's a beauty! Especially at my place as i have no air con.

Jerome

 

[myee8]

Twosome showers are great. If the girl is afraid of slipping, she can go down on her knees .

 

[Bee]

Originally posted by Squeak
1. That's a waste of water.

I can justify it.................
Jump in shower.
Grab shampoo, wash hair, washout shampoo.
Grab conditioner, condition hair.
Grab exfoliater, exfoliate body.
Grab shower gel, shower gel body.
Grab pumice stone, pumice feet.
Grab shaver, shave legs etc.
Washout conditioner.
Get out of shower. A perfect 30 minutes!

Originally posted by Squeak

2. What brand is your hot water, mine lasts for about 8 minutes beofre going cold!

A Rheem. You need to install a Rheem!

 

[Jars458]

Originally posted by Bee
I
Grab pumice stone, pumice feet.
Grab shaver, shave legs etc.

Keep it down bee

You are tuning me on with such talk.

 

[Yianni]

Originally posted by Perty4
hangover showers are just gold.

Always be careful using the terms 'gold' and 'shower' together...

Especially when you're hung over!

 

[Destructive]

I like having Twosome showers. They are great for saving water ( If you're only in there to get clean) . Other than that I love hot showers on freezing cold days.