Dumbest crimes thread

[Xtreme]

Is Craig Thompson in here yet ?

 

[Hawthorn United]

This thread seems the right place for this.

The worst suspect renderings from around the globe.

Some very funny ones in here. The McCann one is idsturbing to say the least.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/01/23/16/36/world-s-worst-efits

I went through all the pics and then hit next again... got a bunch of naked women... viewing this at work too...

 

[JUBJUB]

This guy should rot in jail for the disgraceful crime he's commited

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/na...-gain-interviews/story-fnii5yv7-1226836328702


How dare he impersonate a sports reporter.It gives honest sports reporters like Craig Hutchison,Tim Watson...........sorry,I'm laughing so hard I can't go on

 

[raskolnikov]

This guy should rot in jail for the disgraceful crime he's commited

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/na...-gain-interviews/story-fnii5yv7-1226836328702


How dare he impersonate a sports reporter.It gives honest sports reporters like Craig Hutchison,Tim Watson...........sorry,I'm laughing so hard I can't go on

Why the hell would anyone do that?

 

[Power Raid]

this probably deserves to be in this thread

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/boy-5-died-in-squalor-court-told-20140319-352yb.html

dumb or just really sad?

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

this probably deserves to be in this thread

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/boy-5-died-in-squalor-court-told-20140319-352yb.html

dumb or just really sad?

Terribly sad.

 

[Power Raid]

Terribly sad.

I get so frustrated with stories like this. There is clearly mental health issues going on but I can't seem to accept mental health as an excuse (although I probably should).

 

[Hawthorn United]

The father was a electrical designer, so wasn't a hobo or struggling with money.

Just how does someone live with that kind of mess. As tragic as it is, this is the best thing to of happened for the 8yo brother.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

I get so frustrated with stories like this. There is clearly mental health issues going on but I can't seem to accept mental health as an excuse (although I probably should).

Hoarding is a form of mental illness, have recently had to help a friend whose mother was a hoarder. It is terribly sad, but, I can't fathom how no-one knew the child was at risk.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

turns out some people did know he was at risk
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/y...boy-5-who-died-in-squalor-20140320-354e8.html

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

And this is what the bastard parents sent to neighbours
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/letter-from-boys-parents-20140320-3558q.html?rand=1395293267016

 

[Truckosaurus]

Not so much the crime that was stupid, but the criminal: www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-23/man-dies-after-falling-while-running-from-police/5339664

Darwin Award contender for sure.

 

[Power Raid]

Not so much the crime that was stupid, but the criminal: www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-23/man-dies-after-falling-while-running-from-police/5339664

Darwin Award contender for sure.

poor bugger, what was he thinking?

 

[baz_machine]

poor bugger, what was he thinking?

Wait them out?

 

[baz_machine]

poor bugger, what was he thinking?

Actually to climb when threatened by predators is a very primitive response, so he was probably tripping balls which turned off the part of the brain that says electricity = bad, mmkay.

 

[nussbuster]

http://fmobserver.com/fargo-man-arrested-for-clearing-snow-with-flamethrower/#

He did not possess the willpower necessary to move four billion tons of white bull shit

 

[RustyHawk]

What, are you stupid???

http://www.vicpolicenews.com.au/news/3084-man-arrested-following-lilydale-robbery.html

Man arrested following Lilydale robbery​

"Police have arrested a man following an alleged robbery at an adult entertainment store in Lilydale last night.

It is believed a man wearing a balaclava entered the Main Street store about 9.15pm and made demands for cash.

The staff member complied and the man allegedly left the store with cash and cigarettes.

It is alleged the same man then returned to the store approximately five minutes later and purchased a number of items. "


I'm no thief, but I reckon:

a) I would have stolen those extra items that I wanted rather than come back 5 minutes later without my balaclava (cos jeez, they wont recognise me, even though my pants and shirt and speech are the same as the robbers!)

b) or, if i needed these said other items, go to another adult shop somewhere else and purchase...but dont go back to the same store.

This idiot deserves to be hidden from the public at large....

 

[Power Raid]

This is still a favourite for me:

 

[JUBJUB]

Time for a BUMP

The Dumb & Dumber criminals have had an entertaining weekend.First in Frankston a couple of nuffies tried turning a cinema into a Drive-in by ramming a car through the foyer to steal an ATM.They failed badly.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/la...ram-raid-attempt/story-fni0fee2-1227173908115


Then in Geelong West a couple of halfwits failed at stealing an ATM,but highly amused police and the staff at the bar they broke into.They broke in to steal an ATM.Slight problem,the ATM was empty as it wasn't working and hadn't been for a week.Then the numbnuts did a getaway in a milk truck.Wait there's more.....in the truck they had a small motorbike to make a getaway after they dumped the milk truck.Slight problem,it was a small bike and there was 2 of them,so it was a very slow getaway.No suprise they were caught.

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au...tolen-milk-truck/story-fnjuhxh0-1227174494019

 

[Sterge]

Time for a BUMP

The Dumb & Dumber criminals have had an entertaining weekend.First in Frankston a couple of nuffies tried turning a cinema into a Drive-in by ramming a car through the foyer to steal an ATM.They failed badly.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/la...ram-raid-attempt/story-fni0fee2-1227173908115

Saw this one on the news they would certainly not be the first crooks to leave a crime empty handed, but I don't agree that it was really that dumb.

They smashed through the front window stolen car no plates then had the common sense to reverse into the atm so the car continued to work and drove off when it failed and so far haven't been caught

 

[RustyHawk]

Saw this one on the news they would certainly not be the first crooks to leave a crime empty handed, but I don't agree that it was really that dumb.

They smashed through the front window stolen car no plates then had the common sense to reverse into the atm so the car continued to work and drove off when it failed and so far haven't been caught

You forgot to add the very important word "Yet" after "so far haven't been caught"

I believe the car was recovered without number plates - the vin number tells you the car, the car will be full of DNA, maybe even fingerprints on the car....should have burnt it out and or a solvent to kill any DNA. Cops can do the calculation in time taken to drive from the crime spot to the location found, as it was night and not much mobile phone traffic, get the calls from the nearby towers...check nearby CCTV - all just standard routine detective work that will see them charged sometime in the future.

 

[Quadzilla]

A few years ago in Adelaide...

A man who broke into a pizza shop in Adelaide last night, answered the phone while in the premises.

Police said the store in Bank Street in the city was broken into just after midnight, activating an alarm.

When the alarm monitoring company rang the pizza store, the offender picked up the phone.

Police station is around the corner ... they arrived and arrested a 27-year-old man outside the store.

 

[Quadzilla]

About 10 years ago we used to live opposite a primary school and in school holidays had an open line to the 'police attendance' number.

I was woken up early one morning by rocks being thrown at the computer/admin block.

I rang police and the thieves still managed to break in and legged it with some gear.

The thieves jumped in a car and sped around a corner onto a main road, nearly colliding with an umarked patrol car.

At 3am, the police were a little suspicious and decided to check over the car then they looked in the boot ...

 

[jasonwilde]

Having just purchased a house in the area, my girlfriend had a lot of joy telling me about this:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world...ad-roll-robbery/2007/04/02/1175366110207.html

 

[TassieEagle]

Having just purchased a house in the area, my girlfriend had a lot of joy telling me about this:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world...ad-roll-robbery/2007/04/02/1175366110207.html

Talk about handing over the dough

... I'll be off now.