dwayne ****head russel

[MC Extra Dollop]

Needs more 'crazy-good'.

 

[questionable]

brilliant post. though i would have done it slightly different...

One gets the impression that even
DR: "Russell! Gives it some shoe! From the paint!"

DR: "Russell! From the ink! Fingers it!"

 

[Cousin Jed]

Needs more 'crazy-good'.

His post was crazy-good! It's post of the year!!!!!

 

[Barnzy]

Brilliant.

 

[Partridge]

I watched the last quarter on replay. After the game finished he said "North are looking to spear into the teams above them on the ladder" or something similar twice in the space of 30 seconds.

He is an absolute tool.

Horrendous. Just an awful, shocking commentator in every regard.

I saw Petrie's goal on the news, and laughingly predicted he'd say "in your dreams". Sure enough, two seconds later out it came. What a fecking idiot.

Hate him. A 30 year bout of laryngitis would improve commentary standards no end.

 

[placebo]

I saw Petrie's goal on the news, and laughingly predicted he'd say "in your dreams". Sure enough, two seconds later out it came. What a fecking idiot.

Heard that on the news too. Made me want to scream and stick things in my ears.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

I saw Petrie's goal on the news, and laughingly predicted he'd say "in your dreams". Sure enough, two seconds later out it came. What a fecking idiot.

It's like a Playstation sports game that you have played so many times, the commentary has cycled in your memory and you know exactly what they will say before they say it.

 

[bluepride]

It's like a Playstation sports game that you have played so many times, the commentary has cycled in your memory and you know exactly what they will say before they say it.

AFL 2004- Uncorking the genie.

 

[Pumbi]

Late in the first quarter, Sam Butler makes a defensive spoil on Robbie Gray. Liam Pickering mentions that it was a good fist by Butler. Not to be outdone, Dwayne chimes in instantly.

SPLENDID FIST

 

[Drummer_19]

I don't think I've hated any commentator more than this guy. He's just awful to listen to. You just know he sits around thinking of all these one liners to use, he seems to think of 2 or 3 new ones every year and just hammer them 50 times a game. Wtf does "shorts it" mean, I would of thought it would be used when someone kicks it short of their target but i just saw someone from port kick it 30 meters to a team mate with the kick just going over his head and Russell claims "he shorts it". DUMPED! PLUCKED IT! The list of terrible things goes on. Get him off.

 

[Flawed Genius]

I think he's taken it upon himself to provide Foxtel with all their promotional material for next season.

 

[The Speaker]

Just walked into the room where the TV is on, heard him commentating, waited for a cliche to come forth.

Took one second for him to say "can get and go".

 

[policegetthatman]

quoting him from the game
"Trengove. Carlile. Cornes. Cassisi bounces it inside 50... is it a goal...no.


Wce 11 Port 2 - Q1 nearly finished
"Port are just hanging in this game"

 

[Flawed Genius]

Just walked into the room where the TV is on, heard him commentating, waited for a cliche to come forth.

Took one second for him to say "can get and go".

It's like clockwork, isn't it?

You could bet the house on "shorts it" spewing forth within the first minute of a game.

We should have a shorts it emoticon.

:shortsit:

 

[Drummer_19]

It's like clockwork, isn't it?

You could bet the house on "shorts it" spewing forth within the first minute of a game.

We should have a shorts it emoticon.

:shortsit:

It's found its way on to channel 10 as well. Heard Huddo (I think it was him) say it during the saints/cats game last night.

 

[The Speaker]

It's found its way on to channel 10 as well. Heard Huddo (I think it was him) say it during the saints/cats game last night.

Was probably Quarters. He was commentating last night, and has said it before.

 

[Flawed Genius]

:shortsit:

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[TubbsFarquhar]

He's already said the following today:

"Shorts it"
"Natives a little restless"
"Can get and go"
"Splendid"

I think I also heard a "that's as good as it gets!"

Along with other irrevelant information such as Matt Thomas' "victims" (Hentschel and Bassett) when he layed a strong tackle on Scott Selwood (I think).

 

[Flawed Genius]

I think I also heard a "that's as good as it gets!"

This is a staple. It's not Dwayne if it doesn't have this.

 

[Higs]

He's already said the following today:

"Shorts it"
"Natives a little restless"
"Can get and go"
"Splendid"

I think I also heard a "that's as good as it gets!"

Along with other irrevelant information such as Matt Thomas' "victims" (Hentschel and Bassett) when he layed a strong tackle on Scott Selwood (I think).

He's already wheeled out "that's a gem" and "spectacularly good", It'll probably be "party time" for the eagles soon enough, you can be sure if it's written in this thread we'll hear it.

 

[rhinowce]

If the eagles start flogging port just wait for the " bring out the 100 and thousands it's party time" line or something like that..

 

[Supermercado]

I came on here just to see whether he could possibly resist making a comment about Brad Green and Manchester United after the first goal today. Shattered to learn he is calling the Port game and didn't do ours

 

[Pumbi]

Port early goals in the third but i'm not watching. Did they give them life?

 

[Flawed Genius]

O'Shea just "kicked the door back open".

 

[policegetthatman]

Great, we just learnt Daniel Kerr's father is of indo indian descent or something ****ed like that. Thanks Dwayno, we have learnt about Nathan Bassatt, Trent henshel and now daniel kerr's father.