Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

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durwayne starts each show with the line that the show is about talkback, not so much interviews, then reels off long series of interview guests. make up ya mind durwayne.
 
Just turned on the game between bulldogs and kangaroos and it’s unbearable already after 5 seconds “half hand” “oh and he’s hurt and is not moving and we know there’s a new concussion sub blah blah blah”

everytime someone gets hurt he loves it! Unless it’s someone from Geelong or port then he cries.

proceeded to get the player having a set shot at goal’s name wrong
 

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Boundary throw in today.
“These two, Marshall and Grundy have been at each other all day” Ignoring the fact that Cox has contested that one.

The ball goes out again “And they’ll be at each other again in a second” By which time the Saints made a change and it was Ryder v Cox.
 
Boundary throw in today.
“These two, Marshall and Grundy have been at each other all day” Ignoring the fact that Cox has contested that one.

The ball goes out again “And they’ll be at each other again in a second” By which time the Saints made a change and it was Ryder v Cox.

At least he was able to identify that it was indeed a ruck contest, and not a "jump ball".
 
Calling it now, "ankle-breaker" is the next basketball term Dwayne will shoehorn in.
“Drop step” is the new one for the AFL in 2020
Heard it about 5 times now. He’s doing SEN’s call of NM v Syd at the moment - needs to remember it’s not TV. Terrible Neil Diamond reference just then too.

Hard work this bloke
 

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