Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[TBellicious]

Anyone else wanna know why he uses drop step in his commentary?

It’s a basketball terminology that has absolutely nothing to do with Australian Football, so yeah

 

[matthew_s]

Dwayne has brought excitement back to the NBL where it was sorely needed.

hahah, yeah, nah...I'd rather listen to Corey Williams and he just might be the biggest ******* who has ever commentated NBL.

 

[Chubberson]

I'm getting Fox this season so there should be enuf games on to ensure I dont have to listen to this fuggen clown.

 

[DashinD]

My favourite Dwaynoism is when he asks himself a question and then answers himself by repeating the question word for word with a “you bet” in between. For example:
“Can Charlie make it two in a row from the pocket? You bet Charlie can make it two in a row from the pocket!”

 

[dktm]

I just love the salt whenever Geelong dominate early in games , and then fall in a heap.
The "Commentating "turns to Barracking very quickly.
Luv it

 

[CJApples87]

Jae’Sean Tate gets an offensive rebound and puts up a tough shot and just misses to end the quarter.

“That is bizarre!” Huh???

I think I’ve heard that it’s an empty stadium because of Corona Virus about ten times today.

 

[Private Hudson]

I’m actually kind of glad that the season will inevitably be postponed/ cancelled because it means I don’t have to be subjected to Dwayne anymore.

 

[Mentallo]

I’m actually kind of glad that the season will inevitably be postponed/ cancelled because it means I don’t have to be subjected to Dwayne anymore.

It is the only positive we can take out of this whole situation.

Hi Deeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrwayne we know you read this by the way.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Suggested lines for Dwayne Russell this weekend:
"Put that man in isolation because that goal was fully sick!!!"
"If you've joined us late, the games this round are being played without crowds."
"[team] spreads from the centre clearance faster than coronavirus"
"[racist remark about Lin Jong]"
"They can catch coronavirus but not Irving Mosquito!!!"

 

[Pistol Night]

Suggested lines for Dwayne Russell this weekend:
"Put that man in isolation because that goal was fully sick!!!"
"If you've joined us late, the games this round are being played without crowds."
"[team] spreads from the centre clearance faster than coronavirus"
"[racist remark about Lin Jong]"
"They can catch coronavirus but not Irving Mosquito!!!"

Don’t give the dickhead anymore ideas

 

[Noobz0r]

"Blasts it!" Is his new go-to.

 

[Greenery]

"If you've joined us late, the games this round are being played without crowds."

Best of the lot

 

[Mentallo]

Calling his 2nd game of the day.

His ego must be bursting at the seams as well as his already massive head.

 

[Do the Dew]

"Blasts it!" Is his new go-to.

That’s one of his old classics and what made me sit up and smell the shithousery early days.

Player A laces out Player B with a beautiful weighted pass.
Derwayne “blasts it!”


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[RobbyRoy]

After years of emptiness, Dwayno's "wherever you're watching from around the world" finally has some relevance.

 

[thegrach]

This drop step is going to be the death of me.

 

[PalaceGun]

After years of emptiness, Dwayno's "wherever you're watching from around the world" finally has some relevance.

Heaven help the poor souls around the world whose last live sport viewing of their lives involves the nauseous shrilling voice and over the top buffoonery of Dwayne Russell.

 

[Greenery]

Dwayne is like a human soundboard. Its as if theres someone pressing the phrases when they watch the game. Maybe thats how hes calling so many games.

 

[rangatangtang]

Camera shot of rain.
Derwayne: little bit of a drizzle here
Dal Santo: Yeah spot on Dwayne, its raining

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Dwayne introducing ‘two minute timeout’ into his vernacular as players are treated for injury

 

[Mentallo]

If this game is being shown anywhere in the USA and he finds out he would literally be sitting in the box ripping the ears off it.

I feel sorry for Roo & Dunstall.

 

[TBellicious]

Hate this turnip.

 

[Mentallo]

His fake laugh is worse than his commentary.

Uh uh uh uh uh.

 

[Beerfish]

After the final siren north/st kilda

'We've got a classic!'

 

[Godchin]

Josh Walker lands directly on his head/back of his neck - "he's landed on the small of his back!"