Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[CJApples87]

He had a shocker calling the GWS versus Essendon match yesterday. One of the several dumb things he said was during the third quarter where he stated he liked the four umpire system. The umpiring during that match was shocking, more money spent plus a decrease in the quality of umpiring is an obvious big fail.

Zac Williams kicked the match sealer with one of the goals of the round towards the end and Dwayne sounded defeated and disappointed. It was a disgraceful call ofsuch an important goal.

 

[BlueBen]

Zac Williams kicked the match sealer with one of the goals of the round towards the end and Dwayne sounded defeated and disappointed. It was a disgraceful call ofsuch an important goal.

Noticed that as well. He definitely sounded like he wanted Essendon to win yesterday.

 

[Slats]

"He's got Dale Thomas who he hits lace out, in fact it's Levi Casboult."

Didn't realise Daisy and Levi looked so a like.

 

[CJApples87]

"He's got Dale Thomas who he hits lace out, in fact it's Levi Casboult."

Didn't realise Daisy and Levi looked so a like.

He's at his stupid best today.

 

[Slats]

He's at his stupid best today.

'Crazy bad.'

 

[Slats]

"SPS couldn't get a game in this team today."

He's being managed Dwayne.

 

[CJApples87]

"SPS couldn't get a game in this team today."

He's being managed Dwayne.

Again, it's one of those comments that he makes to hammer home a point that he just expects people to believe regardless of how flagrantly wrong it is.

 

[Private Hudson]

Just watching Brisbane v Port. Ball kicked towards Paparone, Neade runs back facing Paparone, spoils the ball but then collects Paperone high and free kick rightly paid. Dwayne starts having an aneurysm about it. Replay clearly shows Neade taking him high and Dermie goes that's why he's collected him high and Dwayne and Ricciuto somehow still disagree. It's a sad sad day for commentary when bloody Dermie is the voice of reason.

 

[Burzum]

Said Chad Wingard kicked a (Michael) Jordan-esque goal that was from three-point range

 

[Registered User]

He's a farkhead prat. He copped a little whack today on Hutchy's show on sen for cutting off a caller on 3aw for the wrong reason.

 

[freddy mercury]

He's a farkhead prat. He copped a little whack today on Hutchy's show on sen for cutting off a caller for the wrong reason.

Haha I heard that too, around 1045am?

******* idiot

 

[Registered User]

Haha I heard that too, around 1045am?

******* idiot

Yeah, that was it. Ha.

 

[Registered User]

Jacko rang 3aw to have a crack at him the other night. Even though Jack might've had his wires crossed, it was still amusing

 

[Chaisa]

Oh baby, this is a wonderful thread.

 

[Mr Ripper]

'There's Sauce Merrett in the Brisbane dugout...'

It was Ben Hudson.

 

[tugga]

'There's Sauce Merrett in the Brisbane dugout...'

It was Ben Hudson.

If he wants to use Americanisms in his commentary such as dugout and three point range, then he should go there and spare us all his absolute drivel.

 

[Mr Ripper]

If he wants to use Americanisms in his commentary such as dugout and three point range, then he should go there and spare us all his absolute drivel.

I can't actually remember if he used the term 'dugout'; was just paraphrasing his gaffe.

 

[tugga]

I can't actually remember if he used the term 'dugout'; was just paraphrasing his gaffe.

He probably did. he is obsessed with Americanisms. Even if he didn't use the term, it's only a matter of time anyway.

 

[mr_mean]

translating Dwayne
"from the paint!" from somewhere around the 50 meter arc
"puts the jets on!" the player in question is now running fast.
"it's a goal!" it's a behind
"it's a behind!" it's out of bounds on the full
"chaos ball!" the ball bounced somewhere in the forward 50..
"there's still time!" one team is leading by at least 50+ points with at least 15 minutes to go in the final quarter.

he's really just a woeful tool masquerading as a commentator..

 

[Private Hudson]

translating Dwayne
"from the paint!" from somewhere around the 50 meter arc
"puts the jets on!" the player in question is now running fast.
"it's a goal!" it's a behind
"it's a behind!" it's out of bounds on the full
"chaos ball!" the ball bounced somewhere in the forward 50..
"there's still time!" one team is leading by at least 50+ points with at least 15 minutes to go in the final quarter.

he's really just a woeful tool masquerading as a commentator..

Don't forget " The Shake & Bake ".

 

[Beerfish]

And the 'shimmy'.

 

[Brock 'n' Roll]

What about "It's hit the carpet" the ball has bounced on the field....

 

[Boogers]

Here's a little thing he regularly says that bugs me: every time the topic of Ali vs the Japanese wrestler comes up on 3aw, he makes a big point of emphasizing that Ali's people were so embarrassed by the fight that they bought all rights to the footage and hid it from the world, never to be seen again, so as not to taint his legacy.

One problem: this is complete bullshit. The dvd of the fight is sold all over the 'net, and there's stacks of the video on Youtube. A ten second Google search would tell him this

 

[david addison]

It gives me no pleasure to say that there is no-one else in footy history who struggles more than Russel to hide their prejudices. Port Power high performance manager Darren Burgess accepted a job with Arsenal this week, and he went on Russel's 3AW program to discuss it. Russel was so upset with Burgess for leaving the Power in the lurch, that he introduced him as 'the 2 million dollar man'. 'Can I call you the 2 million dollar man', Russel asks. Shockingly disrespectful. How does he get away with it? Who produces that piece of s**t program? Last week he said Buckley was in the top 5 'talkers' in the competition. No Dwayne, he's in the top 5 speakers. You're in the bottom 5.

 

[Registered User]

He's a farkhead prat. He copped a little whack today on Hutchy's show on sen for cutting off a caller on 3aw for the wrong reason.

I heard this again on Hutchy's show. I reckon Dwayne got the shits coz the guy called him "Dane"