Official Team Thread East Side Hawks Team Thread

[Mr Eagle]

Preferred Jumper: 18, 8
Preferred pos 1: Wing
Preferred pos 2: Rover
Preferred pos 3: Half-Forward Flank

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Preferred Jumper No: 24, 11, 13, 30, 16, 28, 26, 34 (In that order)
Preferred Position 1: FF
Preferred Position 2: Ruck
Preferred Position 3: Wing

Player Bio: Tall utility with the ability to play anywhere on the ground. Will line up to fill gaps in a team. Experience involves playing full back for the Demons (ball following), full forward at the Hawks (goal umpiring) and a variety of on-ball roles from taking the ruck contests (almost as good as Josh Fraser in that regard) to both negating and offensive roles through the midfield and half back line (think a tall Adam Iacobucci). Will only turn up for one game a year for a cameo mark and goal of the year contender, and will be nigh on useless for the rest of the season (the curse of Tristen Walker). Can take kick-outs with the effectiveness of Tarkyn Lockyer, ANZAC Day 2009. About as useful as Darren Millane circa 2010.

I bear no resemblance to Paul Seedsman whatsoever, that'd make me outright crap.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Also, I've recruited Amacing Bombers (aka Maxie555) from the Bombers after a whirlwind courtship involving exactly 2 Personal Messages (non inclusive was an additional team welcoming message advising him not to post too often and to bring plenty of booze to our end of year function). Someone wanna knock up an announcement thread?

 

[Biggie]

I will not move from center.

Please.

Thank-you.

Peace.

 

[The Speaker]

Preferred Jumper No: 24, 18, 42.
Preferred Position 1: HBF
Preferred Position 2: HFF
Preferred Position 3: Wing

 

[Dagless]

Preferred Jumper No: 9, 15, 1.6
Preferred Position 1: Forward pocket
Preferred Position 2: Half forward
Preferred Position 3: Rover

 

[Mr Eagle]

Also, I've recruited Amacing Bombers (aka Maxie555) from the Bombers after a whirlwind courtship involving exactly 2 Personal Messages (non inclusive was an additional team welcoming message advising him not to post too often and to bring plenty of booze to our end of year function). Someone wanna knock up an announcement thread?

Done!

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=21826410

 

[Amazing Bombers]

Also, I've recruited Amacing Bombers (aka Maxie555) from the Bombers after a whirlwind courtship involving exactly 2 Personal Messages (non inclusive was an additional team welcoming message advising him not to post too often and to bring plenty of booze to our end of year function). Someone wanna knock up an announcement thread?

Cool. Let's get this party started.
Preferred Jumper No: 55
Preferred Position 1: CHF
Preferred Position 2: Ruck
Preferred Position 3: Wing
Don't mind any position though.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Cool. Let's get this party started.
Preferred Jumper No: 55
Preferred Position 1: CHF
Preferred Position 2: Ruck
Preferred Position 3: Wing
Don't mind any position though.

It gets that way with alpha male Biggie in the team.

 

[Amazing Bombers]

It gets that way with alpha male Biggie in the team.

The locker-room must get a little feisty then?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

The locker-room must get a little feisty then?

There's nothing little about anything at the Hawks.

In b4 someone mentions little Tarksy.

 

[Amazing Bombers]

There's nothing little about anything at the Hawks.

In b4 someone mentions little Tarksy.

Why am i not surprised?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Why am i not surprised?

Because you're an Essendon supporter, I imagine.

After supporting a team that crap I'd say there's nothing that would shock you.

 

[HARPSichord]

Preferred Jumper No: 10, 26 or 40 in that order
Preferred Position 1: Ruck Rover
Preferred Position 2: Rover
Preferred Position 3: Wing

 

[Amazing Bombers]

Because you're an Essendon supporter, I imagine.

After supporting a team that crap I'd say there's nothing that would shock you.

We were beating you for 2 and a bit quarters with our C team with 2 players down at quarter time. The definition of crap.

 

[HARPSichord]

It's very quiet in here.

 

[TRAWP]

It's very quiet in here.

That is due to me destroying Lemonade stands at the Grand Final venue.

 

[Kerrby]

It's very quiet in here.

Who is this b00n?

 

[HARPSichord]

Who is this b00n?

One of your star recruits.

 

[boncer34]

Mate we dont post 300 times a day like the Demons. Because unlike them we can let our playing do the talking.

 

[Gus]

and that attitude is why the league has gone to shit.

 

[boncer34]

Yes because instead of posting 300 times a day I post 20.

You idiot Gus. This league was fine long before spamming became the thing to do.

 

[Gus]

Yes because instead of posting 300 times a day I post 20.

That isn't good enough, according to the below:

I only miss actually posting and someone replies. The Hawks need a real shake up.

 

[HARPSichord]

That isn't good enough, according to the below:

Gus, these problems will be rectified in Season 14. As you can see we have recruited good posters, and in turn I expect post levels to rise dramatically.

 

[Gus]

Gus, these problems will be rectified in Season 14. As you can see we have recruited good posters, and in turn I expect post levels to rise dramatically.

Boss man says there is no problem though.

Looks like you've jumped ship to a team where you'll be talking to yourself for most of the time.