Essendank support register

[Haggis McHaggis]

Since you're all up & about at the moment, and quite enjoying flapping your gums here on the bay, I would like to present you an opportunity to sign onto a first for bay firteen. It has been decided, ahead of time, that there will be a need for support & friendly counsel soon. I'm pleased to say, after lengthy debate & consultation, your bay brethren are here for you, and have resolved to help when the time comes.

Please sign on below if you intend to hang around when ASADA & the AFL drive a dry one up your club over all this sordid cheating business. Your fellow bay denizens need to know which of you will be here, so we can determine how best to support you through this.

 

[Xtratification]

Bay firteen? Is that where Collingflogs go when they lose their front teeth?

 

[Mick98]

Bay firteen? Is that where Collingflogs go when they lose their front teeth?

Yep usually,but now it's all about your cheating mob losing integrity as everyday passes.

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

Bay firteen? Is that where Collingflogs go when they lose their front teeth?

Don't be silly. Collingwood supporters are not born with the genetic markers to ever grow front teeth. Fortunately, there is treatment available for them.

Would you like to sign the register?

 

[NetworkNerd]

It's not in the bay spirit to have any sympathy for a club in crisis

 

[Piston]

Maybe you should register this desperately poxy thread for the divvy van, McHackarse?

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

Maybe you should register this desperately poxy thread for the divvy van, McHackarse?

That's a perfectly normal, healthy response. Our trained professionals will help you channel your anger in positive and constructive ways, and in time, when that anger turns to grief, they'll pick you back up.

Sign the register mate. I'll have a room set aside for you.

 

[vjknight]

That's a perfectly normal, healthy response. Our trained professionals will help you channel your anger in positive and constructive ways, and in time, when that anger turns to grief, they'll pick you back up.

Sign the register mate. I'll have a room set aside for you.

is that the room where teams of non-finalists go ?

have we created a room specific for teams banished for unspeakable sins, where the tenancy is for a minimum 6 months ?

 

[captain blood 17]

Its okay guys, I have offered to man the phones for the inevitable phone calls that will avalanche in, once the penalties are handed down.
Remember Essendonians, I am here to help.

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

is that the room where teams of non-finalists go ?

have we created a room specific for teams banished for unspeakable sins, where the tenancy is for a minimum 6 months ?

There is a more generic service available for the former here.

This service has been created as it was believed that general service simply didn't have the necessary resources to deal with the projected influx of clients, nor the expertise to deal with such "unspeakable sins" as you put it.

 

[Maybenextyear]

I hear that there will soon be an AFL orphanage opening soon as all the poor little Essendon supporters will be homeless without a club to support. Maybe other clubs can foster them out for a while or even adopt them. Poor little buggers.

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

I hear that there will soon be an AFL orphanage opening soon as all the poor little Essendon supporters will be homeless without a club to support. Maybe other clubs can foster them out for a while or even adopt them. Poor little buggers.

I wonder how many Sherrins they could cut & stitch a day?

 

[themarkedman72]

Maybe you should register this desperately poxy thread for the divvy van, McHackarse?

I am here for you Piston
I can even shout you a hawks membership for the next two years while your club is shut down.
hawk hugs buddy

 

[Piston]

I am here for you Piston
I can even shout you a hawks membership for the next two years while your club is shut down.
hawk hugs buddy

Don't treat me like your dog!

 

[themarkedman72]

Don't treat me like your dog!

I thought that was still secret??
OK so its official, hawks members will be able to sign up essendon mates on pet memberships in 2014.

 

[Haduken]

I thought that was still secret??
OK so its official, hawks members will be able to sign up essendon mates on pet memberships in 2014.

 

[zackah]

Registered.

If we do eventually drop a game, which I suppose is at least possible, please help me OP cope with the loss. As a Fitzroy supporter I know you have it in you.

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

Registered.

If we do eventually drop a game, which I suppose is at least possible, please help me OP cope with the loss. As a Fitzroy supporter I know you have it in you.

In afraid you've misunderstood the role of this service, but its good that you've registered. Sticking around in the dark times, when most vacate the bandwagon, is admirable. We are not here to offer counsel simply on the basis of results. Once those results are officially impacted by the consequences of systemic breaches of anti doping regulations, we will offer a full spectrum of treatment options tailored to your situation.

I am dismayed that it seems many Essendon supporters will be leaving us without proper treatment.