Essendon vs Carlton [Round 13] - Banter thread

[Kong]

It's not even Monday and both Bombers and Blues supporters are already ripping into each other.

This thread is designed to accommodate 'friendly' banter amongst supporters from both boards. Carlton supporters wishing to throw a bit of tongue-in-cheek exchanges our way, do so in here. Keep it within the BigFooty guidelines, and refrain from getting personal.

The Carlton board are hosting an identical thread for the same purpose, with the same rules applying. To quote The Old Dark Navy's, "venture out of this thread, even with a toe in the waters of disrespect and we will chop them off."

Have fun kids.

 

[Kong]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=594569

You know they're waiting.

 

[Koutafidamedis]

Fev to kick 8 ... again
Judd to dominate...again

only difference this time is Blues will win by 10 goals!

Thanks for the 4 points see ya next season

 

[Kong]

Fev to kick 8 ... again
Judd to dominate...again

only difference this time is Blues will win by 10 goals!

Thanks for the 4 points see ya next season

Where's the improvement going to come from, then? As you pointed out, your two stars have dominated (bar Fev's dismal kicking in R3) the last three games.

Murphy and Gibbs aren't any better, and your list just seems to fall away after that.
We have a healthy dose of inclusions on last game.

At a guess I'd say we're around 6-8 goals better than round 3. If we turn it on, and we tend to in blockbuster games, your mob could be in for a long night.

 

[GuzzLG]

So they ban all of our posters and then invite them to a thread they have no access to?

About what do you expect from the scummiest supporters in the league.

 

[jonoman89]

Yer all fooked.

 

[Munted74]

We will bring it, the scum are predicting a 10 goal win again like they predicted last time, lets show em whos our bitch..... Bombers by 21

 

[Donakebab]

douche bags....got a feeling fev will get 15 goals on Apple and Pears.

Fletcher to be taken off in a coffin.

Lloyd to spend 50% on the ground pleading for free kicks as per usual.

Your scum and we're going to finish your season.

Hope you all die mother ****ing cocksukers,etc,etc have a good day.

How is this friendly banter? You deserve a ban from both boards for blatantly ignoring the rules.

 

[one eyed bluey]

How is this friendly banter? You deserve a ban from both boards for blatantly ignoring the rules.

If you can't handle the heat get out of kitchen.

Cry baby bombers supporters....wah wah wah.

Blues by 50points.

 

[Donakebab]

If you can't handle the heat get out of kitchen.

Cry baby bombers supporters....wah wah wah.

Blues by 50points.

What are you 12? Grow up.

 

[one eyed bluey]

No in all seriousness.
Should be a cracking game.

I know his only 1 player, but you have to admit Judd is in Brownlow form.
His just killing it at the moment, he cant be stopped and the kids are following his lead.

I know Essedon don't rate our young guys either, just like St.Kilda didn't rate us, but we've come a long way since round 3. Players like Bower,Joseph,Browne,Armfield and Austin have stepped up and taken on the best and beaten them. Underrate us at your own peril. We won't get sucked in to your pathetic diving tactics this time.

Armfield Jamison Bower
Stevens Austin Scotland
Simpson Gibbs Grigg
Houlihan Sentanta Gartlett
Betts Fevola Kreuzer
Hampson, Judd, Murphy

I/C from Joseph,Bannister,Robinson,Browne,Fisher,Thornton.Carrazzo

 

[Thrawn]

Should be a great game, even moreso for the very fact that this game actually means something for the season.

Since both sides are arrogantly expecting good wins, I'm going to predict a draw.

 

[bergerson33]

douche bags....got a feeling fev will get 15 goals on Apple and Pears.

Fletcher to be taken off in a coffin.

Lloyd to spend 50% on the ground pleading for free kicks as per usual.

Your scum and we're going to finish your season.

Hope you all die mother ****ing cocksukers,etc,etc have a good day.

fev 15......ha
he's bout due for one of his tissue nights where nothing goes right for poor old brendon and he goes and sooks in the pocket.

lloyd another to kick another 5
watson to smash em in the clearances,
bombers to win by a couple of goals.
blues cry "they know we're coming....... next year"

 

[danzan22]

Welsh to own judd....again
Fev loses another 100 bucks this time on Pears
Watson 40 possies 10 clearances


Ess by 20, No doubt.

 

[Smell The Glove]

Hello Scum,

We look forward to ending your season on Friday night. Your % wont be worth a 2004 St Kilda Streak DVD after we are done with you.

Goodbye Scum,

STG.

 

[howiehowie]

Hello Scum,

We look forward to ending your season on Friday night. Your % wont be worth a 2004 St Kilda Streak DVD after we are done with you.

Goodbye Scum,

STG.

I've heard of people referring to themselves in the third person. But, going a step further and actually addressing a post to yourself is just plain ridiculous.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

douche bags....got a feeling fev will get 15 goals on Apple and Pears.

Fletcher to be taken off in a coffin.

Lloyd to spend 50% on the ground pleading for free kicks as per usual.

Your scum and we're going to finish your season.

Hope you all die mother ****ing cocksukers,etc,etc have a good day.

That's the spirit. We open a thread for some friendly banter and you personally insult us. Meanwhile, we cannot post on the equivalent thread on your board because we have all been banned by your overzealous mods who are responding to the whining masses of Carlton supporters. All other Carlton posters so far have participated in the spirit of this thread, except you. Who is the c********* now? *


*by the way this is rhetorical, if you did not already know

 

[TechnoViking]

I can't wait for a Lovey burn through the guts and slam one home from 50+

Reimers to kick 2 in the last to kill all hopes for the blues, just when they thought they were going to get up.

Paddy wont need backup, he will go all day, BOG.

Cant wait

 

[blues4flag]

Meanwhile, we cannot post on the equivalent thread on your board because we have all been banned by your overzealous mods who are responding to the whining masses of Carlton supporters.

There's a number of Bombers over on our board just as there are Blues here. Just because you and Guzzle can't abide the rules, doesn't mean all are idiotic enough to overstep the line on opposition boards.

Can't wait for the game. Have my last uni exam on Friday and what better way to get out of exam mode than watch the Blues destroy the Bummers? Will be sitting smack bang in the Bombers cheersquad unleashing bombs of my own - if the last two days are anything to go by, don't think there'll be anyone within ten metres of me come midway through the first quarter.

Blues by 28.

 

[The Donners]

Dons by 5 goals.

• Too much speed through the middle.
• Big bodies at stoppages.
• Too much height and strength up forward.
• Blues are missing one of their best 22 (Waite) and have FA depth.
• Dons were able to get some form and match fitness into McVeigh, Welsh, Prismall, Fletcher and Reimers against Melbourne.
• Too few scoring options for Carlton.
• Lloyd always has a game out against Carlton.
• Carlton simply aren't that good when there's any pressure at the contest.

 

[DapperDon]

There's a number of Bombers over on our board just as there are Blues here. Just because you and Guzzle can't abide the rules, doesn't mean all are idiotic enough to overstep the line on opposition boards.

Let me guess, they said you were shit so they got banned?

All you Carlton scum are the same, all talk. Can't wait to send you scum pricks off again come Friday, look for me, i'll be the one singing

Dons by 32

 

[blues4flag]

Let me guess, they said you were shit so they got banned?

Don't know why they were banned. I do think the mods can be a bit tough on genuine opposition supporters at time but most that do get banned probably deserved to.

All you Carlton scum are the same, all talk. Can't wait to send you scum pricks off again come Friday, look for me, i'll be the one singing

You can dance for all I care, if it'll cheer you up after the loss.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Don't know why they were banned. I do think the mods can be a bit tough on genuine opposition supporters at time but most that do get banned probably deserved to.

You can dance for all I care, if it'll cheer you up after the loss.

I think the blue scum are doing all the dancing, your track record proves it.

We're just waiting.

 

[blues4flag]

I think the blue scum are doing all the dancing, your track record proves it.

We're just waiting.

Sorry to say we won't be stopping - don't get in our way else you might end up part of the MCG turf.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Sorry to say we won't be stopping - don't get in our way else you might end up part of the MCG turf.

Hahahaha, thats one of the lamest comments i've read on bigfooty. You might want to try a bit harder next time SCUM!!