Unofficial Preview Essendope V Carltank (Banter Thread)

[Bomberblitzer]

Wait one second - do Carlton fans actually think they have a chance?

 

[Old Campaigner]

Wait one second - do Carlton fans actually think they have a chance?

i'm not sure 'thinking' is the right word for it, that ability isn't something they're known for

 

[B 52]

Hmm a tough draw first 9 rounds, 8th is pretty good. We have Melbourne, Bulldogs, GWS, Gold Coast, Carlscum to come up so we should be in the top 4 in no time.

Nice to see you spelt Carlscum right mate

 

[B 52]

I have severe doubts about any Essendon supporter who would choose to attack Collingwood over Carlton...

Of course we have a begrudging respect for the pies,but not CARLSCUM!

 

[Old Campaigner]

Nice to see you spelt Carlscum right mate

Carl's cum?

 

[tazzawazza]

Nice to see you spelt Carlscum right mate

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[monty1104]

I thought this was a banter thread? using someone with down syndrome as an example is clearly a low act

Yeah, gotta say I'm not a fan of this either.

Did we learn nothing from the Adam Goodes saga(s)?

 

[DaSameOlds1871]

Yeah man, I'm devestated that the reigning premiers kicked our asses...... I mean, how shit are we if the best side in the league can thow us a beating.

Is that Chris Scott?

 

[Kramer1]

Is it just me or are we getting a really dumbed down sample of Blues supporters this year?

"You lost to Sydney, ha ha....."

Uh yeah. Really?

Don't think I'll ever recover from that burn.....

Think most tuned out when you started pissing in the pool some pages back. Battling wits against unarmed men is poor sport. Can hardly wait for your pic!

 

[DapperDon]

I thought this was a banter thread? using someone with down syndrome as an example is clearly a low act

What have you got against people with Down Syndrome? Aren't they human enough in your eyes to post pictures of?

Typical Carlscum supporter hate bashing those less fortunate

 

[Bomberblitzer]

What have you got against people with Down Syndrome? Aren't they human enough in your eyes to post pictures of?

Typical Carlscum supporter hate bashing those less fortunate

I'm not sure you can get any less fortunate than being a Carlton supporter...

 

[DapperDon]

You are obviously not smart enough to realise the stupidity of bragging how good your list is 3 days after a decent team showed how far Essendon are from being a serious contender.

The result of this game will provide very little but bragging rights. We will find out how good Carlton are in the following 2 games.

Tell us about all those good teams Carlton have beaten this year.

Anyone in the 8?

 

[Kramer1]

Tell us about all those good teams Carlton have beaten this year.

Anyone in the 8?

As you guys made embarrasingly clear last year the make up of the eight can change when early season pretenders get found out.

 

[DapperDon]

As you guys made embarrasingly clear last year the make up of the eight can change when early season pretenders get found out.

I must have forgotten your awesome late charge to glory, now, answer the question.

Who have you beaten that anyone actually cares about?

 

[Murphkreuzmitch]

Whats the difference between a soft pillow and bryce gibbs?

nothing.

The pillow wont hurt put shortsteppell on his arse....

 

[Murphkreuzmitch]

Are either actually 'rated' in the first place?

I suppose Yarran is - so Yarran.

Oh you meant by scum fans!

Yeah, definetely Waite - they are still convinced they have an elite forward there.

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Must suck knowing we have a better tall sitting in the VFL than they have on their entire list.

then how does 1.1 goal hurley get a run each week..talk about paying overs..that's right the great white hope is not up to it yet but is somehow better than the blokes who do get a run..

 

[ESKIE]

I must have forgotten your awesome late charge to glory, now, answer the question.

Who have you beaten that anyone actually cares about?

Uh sorry I Kramer may think you're directing question to a Brisbane supporter.

 

[Kramer1]

I must have forgotten your awesome late charge to glory, now, answer the question.

Who have you beaten that anyone actually cares about?

Well we beat Brisbane...you probably should have cared about them a little more. And it wasn't too many football weeks ago that we handed you your arses to the tune of 16 goals...and that was when you were chock full of goji berries or ground sloth **** or whatever it was you were partaking of. This could get awfully grim for you guys...

 

[Monkey King]

Wait one second - do Carlton fans actually think they have a chance?

This is the type of douche who would have been in line for Grand Final tickets in 1999 ... LMAO!

 

[Bomberblitzer]

This is the type of douche who would have been in line for Grand Final tickets in 1999 ... LMAO!

1993.

 

[Bomberblitzer]

We may have to watch out for Waite... he may try to headbutt someone again.

Other than that, he probably won't get a touch.

 

[Monkey King]

1993.

Carlton fans lining up for GF tickets in 1993 weren't dimwits though; they actually a game to go see

 

[Murphkreuzmitch]

We may have to watch out for Waite... he may try to headbutt someone again.

Other than that, he probably won't get a touch.

Just make sure Hurley does not get a cab to the game, not to mention any other players having female trouble sorting it out before the match..

 

[DapperDon]

Well we beat Brisbane...you probably should have cared about them a little more. And it wasn't too many football weeks ago that we handed you your arses to the tune of 16 goals...and that was when you were chock full of goji berries or ground sloth **** or whatever it was you were partaking of. This could get awfully grim for you guys...

We lost to Brisbane
You lost to Saints.

Teams currently in the 8 beaten by both teams
Essendon 3
Carlton 0

Teams currently in the bottom 8 both teams have beaten
Essendon 4
Carlton 6

You guys are only in the 8 of a gifted draw. You aren't even worthy to play us this week.

 

[ESKIE]

Has there ever been a more over rated footballer than Hurley?

Whats he done? falls over, soft lol