Roast Etihad ( Marvel) Stadium

[SCRAY72]

Dogs are 10 and 7 since the 2016 GF.
5 and 7 in our last 12.
No longer a fortress.

 

[Bemoreboyddog]

Dogs are 10 and 7 since the 2016 GF.
5 and 7 in our last 12.
No longer a fortress.

It’s not that we play bad at Etihad, we play bad everywhere.

 

[SCRAY72]

It’s not that we play bad at Etihad, we play bad everywhere.

I remember the days when the "experts" said we were almost unbeatable at Etihad and couldn't win anywhere else.Thankfully we won games away from Etihad in 2016 to break the drought before the slide down the ladder.

 

[Igloo]

It’s not that we play bad at Etihad, we play bad everywhere.

Don't ask me why i'm doing this... It just felt right.

Well, I was kickin' my footy on the dusty Oodnadatta road,
When along came a semi with a high and canvas-covered load.
(Spoken) "If you're goin' to Etihad, mate, with me you can ride."
So I climbed in the cabin and I settled down inside.
He asked me if I'd seen a stadium with so much dust and sand,
I said "Listen, mate, we've lost in ev'ry ground in this here land."

Cos we've lost everywhere, man,
We've lost everywhere, man.
'Cross the Gabba bare, man;
We've breathed the MCG air, man.
Of travel we've had our share, man.
We've lost ev'rywhere.

Lost in Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba,
Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah,
Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla,
Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla,
Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla,
Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, it's never a thriller.

We've lost in Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo,
Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo,
Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne,
Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine,
Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella,
Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, we're in hell'er(?)

We've lost in Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby,
Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi,
Yarra Yarra, Boroondara, Wallangarra, Turramurra,
Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra,
Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta,
Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what's it matter?

We've lost in Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat,
Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captain's Flat,
Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween,
Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen,
Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly,
Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly, we're not skilly.

We've lost here, there, ev'rywhere, we've lost ev'rywhere.

 

[Fossie 32]

Haha nice one Igloo

 

[Igloo]

Haha nice one Igloo

I knew I could count on you to appreciate it, Fossie

 

[Mattdougie]

Dogs are 10 and 7 since the 2016 GF.
5 and 7 in our last 12.
No longer a fortress.

When exactly was it a fortress?

We have won just less than half our games there it’s never been a certainty for us.

In fact we do not have a better than 50% win ratio on any current regular AFL Ground other than Canberra and that’s not really a regular ground.

 

[SCRAY72]

When exactly was it a fortress?

We have won just less than half our games there it’s never been a certainty for us.

In fact we do not have a better than 50% win ratio on any current regular AFL Ground other than Canberra and that’s not really a regular ground.

2015 11 and 2
2016 10 and 4
Between rd 1 2015 and rd 10 2017 , 26 and 6
My fortress comment was a bit tongue in cheek responding to another poster in another thread.