"Everything is fixable"

[Tas]

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Gary Ablett, Robbie Gray, Richard Douglas, Paddy Day
Taylor Walker, Michael Walters, Jamie Elliot
Robbie Tarrant's contract situ'n, getting toweled by Charlie Dixon
Patch concussion, Luke's done nothing, Goldy running hot

Crowd murmurs, F-bombs, Jamie Mac on Dane Swan
Nat Fyfe, career high, disrespecting other guys
Panic handball strategy, Ryan is the new queen
Lindsay ducking, Atley sucking, Benny Jacobs goodbye

We didn't start a fire
It was Hodgey's elbow
And we let the prick go
We didn't start a fire
We won't fly the flag
'cos we'll piss off Brad

Aaron Black, standing tall, anywhere but near the ball
McKenzie squibbing, Wellsy missing, draftees doing knees
Majak Daw, kicking bags, senior call-up, gets the rag
Opposition loose men, doing as they please

Swallow lacking ammunition, good old Waitey's tunnel vision
Boomer on the half back line, Dumont sitting on the pine
Ziebell on TV, acting captain Petrie
Brad Scott's face, gesticulates
Trouble with the Plan B

We didn't start a fire
We were unprepared
But we'll learn to care
We didn't start a fire
But we'll bounce right back soon
From a brutal review

 

[Dirty_11]

Hopefully only 2 weeks.

 

[Dirty_11]

Gary Ablett, Robbie Gray, Richard Douglas, Paddy Day
Taylor Walker, Michael Walters, Jamie Elliot
Robbie Tarrant's contract situ'n, getting toweled by Charlie Dixon
Patch concussion, Luke's done nothing, Goldy running hot

Crowd murmurs, F-bombs, Jamie Mac on Dane Swan
Nat Fyfe, career high, disrespecting other guys
Panic handball strategy, Ryan is the new queen
Lindsay ducking, Atley sucking, Benny Jacobs goodbye

We didn't start a fire
It was Hodgey's elbow
And we let the prick go
We didn't start a fire
We won't fly the flag
'cos we'll piss off Brad

Aaron Black, standing tall, anywhere but near the ball
McKenzie squibbing, Wellsy missing, draftees doing knees
Majak Daw, kicking bags, senior call-up, gets the rag
Opposition loose men, doing as they please

Swallow lacking ammunition, good old Waitey's tunnel vision
Boomer on the half back line, Dumont sitting on the pine
Ziebell on TV, acting captain Petrie
Brad Scott's face, gesticulates
Trouble with the Plan B

We didn't start a fire
We were unprepared
But we'll learn to care
We didn't start a fire
But we'll bounce right back soon
From a brutal review

HaHaHa

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Gary Ablett, Robbie Gray, Richard Douglas, Paddy Day
Taylor Walker, Michael Walters, Jamie Elliot
Robbie Tarrant's contract situ'n, getting toweled by Charlie Dixon
Patch concussion, Luke's done nothing, Goldy running hot

Crowd murmurs, F-bombs, Jamie Mac on Dane Swan
Nat Fyfe, career high, disrespecting other guys
Panic handball strategy, Ryan is the new queen
Lindsay ducking, Atley sucking, Benny Jacobs goodbye

We didn't start a fire
It was Hodgey's elbow
And we let the prick go
We didn't start a fire
We won't fly the flag
'cos we'll piss off Brad

Aaron Black, standing tall, anywhere but near the ball
McKenzie squibbing, Wellsy missing, draftees doing knees
Majak Daw, kicking bags, senior call-up, gets the rag
Opposition loose men, doing as they please

Swallow lacking ammunition, good old Waitey's tunnel vision
Boomer on the half back line, Dumont sitting on the pine
Ziebell on TV, acting captain Petrie
Brad Scott's face, gesticulates
Trouble with the Plan B

We didn't start a fire
We were unprepared
But we'll learn to care
We didn't start a fire
But we'll bounce right back soon
From a brutal review

I was going to do a We Didn't Start The Fire version.

I won't bother now. This is perfect.

 

[year of the roo]

Gary Ablett, Robbie Gray, Richard Douglas, Paddy Day
Taylor Walker, Michael Walters, Jamie Elliot
Robbie Tarrant's contract situ'n, getting toweled by Charlie Dixon
Patch concussion, Luke's done nothing, Goldy running hot

Crowd murmurs, F-bombs, Jamie Mac on Dane Swan
Nat Fyfe, career high, disrespecting other guys
Panic handball strategy, Ryan is the new queen
Lindsay ducking, Atley sucking, Benny Jacobs goodbye

We didn't start a fire
It was Hodgey's elbow
And we let the prick go
We didn't start a fire
We won't fly the flag
'cos we'll piss off Brad

Aaron Black, standing tall, anywhere but near the ball
McKenzie squibbing, Wellsy missing, draftees doing knees
Majak Daw, kicking bags, senior call-up, gets the rag
Opposition loose men, doing as they please

Swallow lacking ammunition, good old Waitey's tunnel vision
Boomer on the half back line, Dumont sitting on the pine
Ziebell on TV, acting captain Petrie
Brad Scott's face, gesticulates
Trouble with the Plan B

We didn't start a fire
We were unprepared
But we'll learn to care
We didn't start a fire
But we'll bounce right back soon
From a brutal review

Superb.

 

[Gasometer]

Gary Ablett, Robbie Gray, Richard Douglas, Paddy Day
Taylor Walker, Michael Walters, Jamie Elliot
Robbie Tarrant's contract situ'n, getting toweled by Charlie Dixon
Patch concussion, Luke's done nothing, Goldy running hot

Crowd murmurs, F-bombs, Jamie Mac on Dane Swan
Nat Fyfe, career high, disrespecting other guys
Panic handball strategy, Ryan is the new queen
Lindsay ducking, Atley sucking, Benny Jacobs goodbye

We didn't start a fire
It was Hodgey's elbow
And we let the prick go
We didn't start a fire
We won't fly the flag
'cos we'll piss off Brad

Aaron Black, standing tall, anywhere but near the ball
McKenzie squibbing, Wellsy missing, draftees doing knees
Majak Daw, kicking bags, senior call-up, gets the rag
Opposition loose men, doing as they please

Swallow lacking ammunition, good old Waitey's tunnel vision
Boomer on the half back line, Dumont sitting on the pine
Ziebell on TV, acting captain Petrie
Brad Scott's face, gesticulates
Trouble with the Plan B

We didn't start a fire
We were unprepared
But we'll learn to care
We didn't start a fire
But we'll bounce right back soon
From a brutal review

I was going ok until i read Jmac on Swan and started to mentally regress.

Other than that brilliant! !!!

 

[Ry009]

Thewlis POTY.

 

[Horizons_00]

Hearing the same recycled bull**** over and over again

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

 

[ozzyoslo]

Hi Braddie!
Hi Crocks!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Crocks!
Buy a membership!...

I'm a Braddie Boy, in the footy world
Memberships are plastic, it's fantastic!
You can smash my team, Abberation whats it mean?
Imagination, this team is my creation
Come on BJ, let's go party!


I'm a Blue and white player, in an AFL team
Talk me up, make top 4, then underperform.
Sausage roll, rock'n'roll, team of massive pin dicks,
Kick it here, miss it there, it's a turnover...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "It's easily fixable"

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

She has magnificent breasts..........lives in my neck of the woods/world.

 

[The Other Dean]

If his comments echo the sediments of the club well then we are even more stuffed than I thought!

Sounds about right.

 

[The Other Dean]

Not exactly what I wanted to hear.

There's never really a good time to be reminded of an Aqua song.

 

[Dan]

There's never really a good time to be reminded of an Aqua song.

"Made of plastic, it's fantastic"

 

[GoNorth]

Maybe someone could do a NM version of this one...

BOB THE BUILDER
Can We Fix It

Take your places
Can we fix it
Yes, we can
Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang make a really good sound
Working all day till the sun goes down

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

It's a perfect job
Can you fix it
Right
Left a bit, right a little, O.K. straight down
We can tackle any situation
Look out, here we come
Can we dig it Yes
Can we build it Yes
Can we fix it Yes

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Digging and mixing, having so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Can we dig it Yes
Can we build it Yes
Can we fix it Yes

Bob the Builder
(Yeah!)
Bob the Builder
All together now

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder (Bob... Fantastic)
Yes, we can

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

 

[royals1922]

Is the term used in the sense of tanking or in the sense of repairing.

Both are apt.

 

[Saintly31]

They can go and shove their "hopefully's" and "fixable's" up their ****.

I can't believe they still expect their members to swallow this crap!

Yeah, hopefully it won't happen again.

Luckily the club can identify communications to members as an issue which is easily fixed.

 

[Grogg]

Maybe Zondor can give us something off Seasons in the Abyss. Expendable Youth. You know it makes sense.

 

[year of the roo]

Maybe someone could do a NM version of this one...

BOB THE BUILDER
Can We Fix It

Take your places
Can we fix it
Yes, we can
Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang make a really good sound
Working all day till the sun goes down

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

It's a perfect job
Can you fix it
Right
Left a bit, right a little, O.K. straight down
We can tackle any situation
Look out, here we come
Can we dig it Yes
Can we build it Yes
Can we fix it Yes

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Digging and mixing, having so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Can we dig it Yes
Can we build it Yes
Can we fix it Yes

Bob the Builder
(Yeah!)
Bob the Builder
All together now

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder (Bob... Fantastic)
Yes, we can

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can

Nah.

 

[archereleven]

I NEVER want to hear anyone from the North Melbourne Football Club use the word "hopefully".

(unless it relates to injuries)

The supporters seem to be using it a lot these days-

"Hopefully Bard gets the sack"

 

[royals1922]

Cats get fixed. Is that the same thing.

 

[koshari]

we need a fixer,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc9NRwp6fiI

 

[Shagga is all Class]

Meanwhile down at Arden street they noticed a few cracks in a picture entitled "The Required Effort".

So they wallpapered over the frame with this poster: