Society & Culture Fights

[showdownhero]

ive been involved a few minor scuffles at school (couple of weak punches here and there i was 13 or 14) and 1 which could have been major had the bouncer not pulled me off the guy. the story is (its going to take forever so bare with me here lo) there was this guy that wanted to bash me because i had drunkenly said a few things about his old man a while before (his old man was a primary school teacher who was a smart alec and a bit of a bully to his students me included) so anyway ran into the guys son at a party (i knew him from the same school), mind you it had been at least 5 yrs since i had seen this guy but i remembered the name and face wasnt mates with him or anything just knew who he was. Basically after greeting him with a handshake i said to him "your dad was/is a w***er but your a good bloke" or something similar, i deserved a punch in the face that night because you dont say that stuff to the guys son. I apologised to him later on and thought nothing more of it. He wanted to get at me for months afterwards though for some reason and it all came to a head about 6 months later at a club, the weak p***k decides to get his mates involved who i was kinda mates with as well and a bit of verbal stuff started to happen to and fro when 1 of his mates confronted me, thought nothing more of it as i had a group of mates with me at the time who could go a bit, as i was waiting at the bar for a drink i feel this jolt and impact to the side of my face, the mate had basically snipered me and i wasnt even aware, absolute dog act weak as p**s, probably expecting me to fall on my face he walks away, i come to my senses work out what just happened and chase after him, i drag him to the ground in a head lock and am about to lay the smack down when the bouncer drags me off and kicks me and him out, the fight went on outside when i confronted the teachers son calling him a weak dog etc, the mate than comes up from behind him and has another go at me as i get dragged away by a couple of chick mates. avoided that place for a long time after that and didnt see those guys again for a good few months, the guy who king hit me actually apologised the next time i saw him and said it wouldnt happen again, It wasnt until a couple of years ago that the other guy finally got over his little issue and we called it a truce but he left it with 1 warning "you say anything about my dad again ill kill you" the tosser needs to get over it we had our littel blue with eachother its done and i apologised

 

[Dont be a lemon]

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[HeavyPop]

it's just action on and off the field for you isn't it champ

Yah it is

 

[the emergency]

This is a lame thread as real street violence is awful and shouldn't be made light of. The last 2 street fights I was involved in resulted in an ear being bitten off and a fractured skull in one, and a broken jaw in the other, with a few days hospital in both cases. I am staunchly 'anti-violence', I studied martial arts when I was younger (jiujitsu/judo), fought in competition and understand what is meant by 'martial artist', and have recently started to learn boxing. I see fighting in public as pathetic and for people who haven't evolved. Sometimes shit is unavoidable as was the case in these fights, some of these injuries were actually sustained by my mates (ear/jaw), which is the only reason I got involved. Anyone who thinks fighting is cool, tough or impressive is mentally challenged and would more than likely have the floor wiped from them from anyone with chop. Their only saving grace is they are fighting similiar w***ers as dumb as themselves. Real men don't fight.

I dont think anyone here is trying to condone street violence, and there isnt much harm in making light of these topics as long as we aren't glorifying it in any way (which we arent) - im sure 99% of the posters in this thread would be against violence, but turning our backs on a problem and pretending it doesnt exist is just as, if not more harmful thank speaking about it, so long as the talk is rational and doesnt attempt to encourage this kind of behaviour.

But i totally agree with you that street fights are pathetic, petty and should be avoided at all costs

 

[King Elvis]

Glassings seem to be the worst; luckily, they aren't too widespread in Adelaide yet.

 

[Smoooothy]

ive been involved a few minor scuffles at school (couple of weak punches here and there i was 13 or 14) and 1 which could have been major had the bouncer not pulled me off the guy. the story is (its going to take forever so bare with me here lo) there was this guy that wanted to bash me because i had drunkenly said a few things about his old man a while before (his old man was a primary school teacher who was a smart alec and a bit of a bully to his students me included) so anyway ran into the guys son at a party (i knew him from the same school), mind you it had been at least 5 yrs since i had seen this guy but i remembered the name and face wasnt mates with him or anything just knew who he was. Basically after greeting him with a handshake i said to him "your dad was/is a w***er but your a good bloke" or something similar, i deserved a punch in the face that night because you dont say that stuff to the guys son. I apologised to him later on and thought nothing more of it. He wanted to get at me for months afterwards though for some reason and it all came to a head about 6 months later at a club, the weak p***k decides to get his mates involved who i was kinda mates with as well and a bit of verbal stuff started to happen to and fro when 1 of his mates confronted me, thought nothing more of it as i had a group of mates with me at the time who could go a bit, as i was waiting at the bar for a drink i feel this jolt and impact to the side of my face, the mate had basically snipered me and i wasnt even aware, absolute dog act weak as p**s, probably expecting me to fall on my face he walks away, i come to my senses work out what just happened and chase after him, i drag him to the ground in a head lock and am about to lay the smack down when the bouncer drags me off and kicks me and him out, the fight went on outside when i confronted the teachers son calling him a weak dog etc, the mate than comes up from behind him and has another go at me as i get dragged away by a couple of chick mates. avoided that place for a long time after that and didnt see those guys again for a good few months, the guy who king hit me actually apologised the next time i saw him and said it wouldnt happen again, It wasnt until a couple of years ago that the other guy finally got over his little issue and we called it a truce but he left it with 1 warning "you say anything about my dad again ill kill you" the tosser needs to get over it we had our littel blue with eachother its done and i apologised

the enter key is your friend young fella...

 

[Mr Budda Bing]

School fights are the best

 

[Upgrayedd]

I would tell you all about my glorious Conquests where i've crrushed my enemies, Seen them driven before me and hear the lamentation of their women, But the stories of getting my ass kicked are better.

Recent one? At the Shed where i ran into an old female friend, after we hugged, kissed her cheek and had a 5 minute conversation i go to buy her a drink, At the little beer thing this guy kinda grabs my collar from the back, turns me around and goes "If you talk to my girl again i will ****ing kill you"

Now i was pretty drunk, amazed since i got into the shed (i wouldnt go there unless i was despirate" so i chose my move next.

I could of

1.Apologised, introduced myself as a long time friend with no intention and let the alpha male think he's scared me shitless.

OR

2.I could spit in his face and shove him, right in front of 2 bouncers who were keeping an eye on us and 5 of his friends

Option 2 ensured i got wrestled to the ground, the shit kicked out of me while the campaignerhole bouncers watched for a good 40 seconds before they thought "yeah we've let a bunch of guys kick this poor drunk SOB in the face and back enough, lets turf him outside and let the w***ers continue drinking

So Basically turfed outside, Had to pull myself up infront of a bunch of knobs giving me shit with what turned out to be 3 broken ribs and a shattered ego, catch my breath and stumble down untill the police picked me up, dropped me at a hospital

Last one i was in was at a casino carpark with some guy pissing on my car, told him to **** off and he went into the old "yeah ill **** you up!" tried some dumbass MMA move he saw on t.v. and put me in a front headlock, He did not see the elbow comming and looked pretty upset when i was driving off and he was probably wondering where his teeth went

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Got kinghit and mauled by a few mongrels a few years ago. Pulled up fine but could have been worse. Group I was with just sat back and watched...didn't step in and I got dicked for defending myself.

Have not forgotten the bloke and will ensure he pays in the future ten fold.

 

[Scottroo]

Only the two major incidents for me.

1st one was a few years ago me and the boys decided to hire a shack in wallaroo, beach side town about 90 mins from Adelaide. Mate decided to drive us so me and 3 others got a slab for the drive up there and by lunchtime had had enough to be happily pissed, continued drinking that day and by night when some other mates had rocked 3 of us decided to hit one of the local pubs.

Beers flowed well into the night when some of the local ladies started dancing etc with us, I had a missus so wasnt keen (the quality was ave too) One of the girls had a boyfriend who I was talking to and having a laugh with, they invited us back to their place for a few beers.

Now ive been bought up pretty streetwise and can sniff out trouble from a mile away and decided I wouldnt go in, mates however went in and proceeded to ask the girls boyfriend if he wanted to put his missus on the spit, next minute shit went down and my mates came running out, we stood down the street armed for combat when about 20 blokes came charging after us. We did what any sane person would and piss bolted down the street, splitting up I managed to get away and another mate made it to the golf course, the other bloke however hid in a front yard and got the shit kicked out of him and spent the night in hopsital, we had a visit from the police and told us to skip town as they heard rumblings of round too the next night!

 

[Dazb86]

New years a few years ago I was in st kilda at that tram stop near the mcdonalds. To cut a long story short these lebanese guys tried to stand over me for my 6 pack of vb. Ended up getting bottled about 5 times but they were using cruisers and the bottles weren't smashing. Didn't go down somehow. Threw a few punches back that barely connected and they legged it.

Feels good br0. (not really) I kept the beers which is what counts right.

 

[WakeUpPies]

haven't been in too many fights (yes I am so lame), the most memorable was when my bro and I beat up some kid and took his bike way back ages ago, yes he deserved it.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Never been the fighting type.

I have however witnessed some spectacularly brutal acts of violence being dished to other people, most notably in Dublin. Jesus those ****ers love kicking shit out of each other.

 

[Smoooothy]

Only the two major incidents for me.

1st one was a few years ago me and the boys decided to hire a shack in wallaroo, beach side town about 90 mins from Adelaide. Mate decided to drive us so me and 3 others got a slab for the drive up there and by lunchtime had had enough to be happily pissed, continued drinking that day and by night when some other mates had rocked 3 of us decided to hit one of the local pubs.

Beers flowed well into the night when some of the local ladies started dancing etc with us, I had a missus so wasnt keen (the quality was ave too) One of the girls had a boyfriend who I was talking to and having a laugh with, they invited us back to their place for a few beers.

Now ive been bought up pretty streetwise and can sniff out trouble from a mile away and decided I wouldnt go in, mates however went in and proceeded to ask the girls boyfriend if he wanted to put his missus on the spit, next minute shit went down and my mates came running out, we stood down the street armed for combat when about 20 blokes came charging after us. We did what any sane person would and piss bolted down the street, splitting up I managed to get away and another mate made it to the golf course, the other bloke however hid in a front yard and got the shit kicked out of him and spent the night in hopsital, we had a visit from the police and told us to skip town as they heard rumblings of round too the next night!

i play that golf course every xmas day, not a bad layout, but they could do with some greens..