Funniest Names in the AFL

[Tigertron]

can't believe Karmichael Hunt hasn't been mentioned. Possibly the funniest name in the wide world of sports

 

[lmach]

There was a guy who played TAC Cup called Penis ********.
It was a shame he didn't get drafted.

What about rookie-listed defender, Scrote Ballsack
He was a ripper.

Probably my favourite name was Hairy Vagina, the Geelong ruckman from the Depression era

I wonder if any kids aren't allowed to say ****. They'd have to call him Penis Penishead.

 

[Farang83150]

Could see the inclusion of both Brad Dick and Mitch Brown this week. Team shit would read:

In: Brown, Dick

Maybe we will recruit Helbig over the summer...

In: Helbig, Brown, Dick

/immaturejokes

I can't like this post enough.

No surprises there, your a Sydney supporter after all.

 

[vonn]

No surprises there, your a Sydney supporter after all.

What?

 

[Micksy]

This thread should have stayed back in 2007.
I thought we had moved on from this sort of rubbish putting shit on peoples names?
We have moved on with racism and other types of abuse. Why do the mods let this carry on where they are soft as jelly on everything else?

They'll get onto it right after they crack down on people badmouthing the posts of others.

 

[jimbler]

"As my Ma always said to me, she gave me my name for a reason, so it would never be forgotten"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/nov/04/irelandrugbyleagueteam-scotlandrugbyleagueteam

It must be a rugby league thing. There was another Wayne Kerr running around in the local Brisbane comp about 30 years ago when I was a kid. We used to huddle around the radio (bunch of 8 year olds), and patiently wait for that one moment when the commentator would pronounce his name in full.

It's just a pity Daniel's mother couldn't present us with the same gift in the AFL.

* Small things amuse small minds

 

[SayWhatAgain]

I'm still waiting for Karmichael Hunt to poll some votes in the brownlow so I can just chuckle at Andrew Demetriou.

Jarryd Roughead, Like body, like name.
Brad Dick
Andrew Swallow
Steele Sidebottom
Paul Seedsman
Dean Cox
Nic Nat Paddy Wack
Majak Daw.

 

[josh_eagles]

I can remember team changes for Collingwood a couple of years ago read:

In: Jolly, Dick
Out: Krakouer, Wood

Made me chuckle a bit

 

[MightyDon]

I believe Daniel Talia has a sister named Jenna.

 

[B 52]

Louie "the Lip"Richards.

 

[crazywildhorse]

In most European countries, the toilet is referred to as a WC. So I've had a chuckle a couple of times when I've seen West Coast abbreviated as such.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Haw vs WC

 

[Neese]

Pearce

Pearce off

 

[B 52]

"Smokin "Joe Misiti

 

[Handsuper47]

Tim Broomhead

 

[Chewy]

David Honybun - the Richmond ruckman from the late 80's, early 90's

It was pronounced: David Honey Bun

heckin' funny name for a footballer

 

[joe30]

Bryce Retzlaff, Angus Litherland, Dean Polo, Matthew Jaensh,
and my personal favourite Nathan Eagleton

 

[joe30]

Angelo Lekkus

 

[hazzard81]

Come on guys there's some lame names suggested here. This is how it's done...

Tony (Grendas) Antrobus - Essendon 80's
Matthew (Split) Liptak - Adelaide 90's
Wayne (The Blaze) Weidemann - See above
Mark (Is He?) Zanotti - Fitzroy & Bears 80's
Nigel (Not Very) Smart - Adelaide 90's
Phil and Andrew (Fire) Krakour - Kangas 80's
Majak (Pre-Hung) Daw - Roos 10's
Dale (The Pound) Weightman - Richmond 80's
Luke (The Big Thirst) Beveridge - Dees 80's

and last of all for this point in time.....

Spiro (The Flake) Malakellis

In case you're not aware the Malakellis family used to own a fish and chip shop in Torquay.

Happy reading footy fans! I'm looking forward to responses and new additions to the funny names in the worlds greatest game.

 

[Woobla Stainz]

Jack Hiscox drafted By the Sydney Swans, his parents either have a good sense of humour or they really hate him lol.

 

[Woobla Stainz]

If Hiscox gets a game there will e some funny calls
Swallow, Hiscox compete for the Ball
Rance tackles Hiscox

 

[SickQwon]

Dillon Viojo-Rainbow

 

[Kimbo]

Come on guys there's some lame names suggested here. This is how it's done...

Phil and Jim (Fire) Krakour - Kangas 80's

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Orazio Fantasia cracks me up.

 

[bombersfan4000]

St Kilda, because of the history of the suburb! the football team doesn't help the name either

 

[Captivating]

David Honybun - the Richmond ruckman from the late 80's, early 90's

It was pronounced: David Honey Bun

heckin' funny name for a footballer

it still is pronounced Honey bun.