Funniest preview ever

[givemethecure]

I saw this on Friday before the game, didn't have a chance to post it on here, but F### me if it isn't the funniest thing I've read in ages...

From the Bulldogs woof.net.au board:

http://www.woof.net.au/forum/showthread.php?t=7381

I remember it being a frustrating game because we never quite put Melbourne away, they really took it up to us. Robert Murphy did a hammy and this was also Chris Grant’s final game, Barry Hall’s 400th and Daniel Giansiracusa actually became pregnant when Austin Wonaeamirri kicked a long torp from just outside 50 to goal just before the half time siren.

 

[Deefolt]

Oops realised i got that wrong, problem with only reading quotes lol

That is actually comical, i like some of the reasons for injury like freckle lol

 

[givemethecure]

Um. It was a preview. And a hilarious one at that.

 

[Dez!]

Forget the preview, just watching Footy Classified and they aired a 3AW interview with James Frawley but BT and the boys thought they were interviewing Jack Trengove and even after Frawley told him he was James Frawley not Jack Trengove the 3AW duds continued to ask Jack Trengove questions and Frawley ended up answering the questions.

Quite hilarious.

 

[eliasd82]

Just saw it.. Hilarious!!

 

[master bate]

Supermerc you have a rival, some of this stuff isn't bad

Sooks and Malingerers

Melbourne

Rohan Bail (quad) - test
Max Gawn (knee) - indefinite
Liam Jurrah (shoulder) - 8 weeks
John Meesen (acne) - 4-6 weeks
Cale Morton (knee) - test
Ricky Petterd (head reattachment) - 16 weeks
Luke Tapscott (gender reassignment surgery) - indefinite

Western Bulldogs

Tim Callan (cyborg implant) - 1 week
Ayce Cordy (shoulder) - TBA
Christian Howard (hip) - 1 week
Brad Johnson (teeth whitening) - TBA
Liam Picken (pickle) - 3-4 weeks
Shane Thorne (freckle) - 11 weeks
Jason Tutt (ankle) - 1 week
Callan Ward (new head) - 4 weeks

St Kilda

Nick Reiwoldt (hammy) – weeks and weeks

I love the Meesen line, and the fact he mentions Reiwoldt.

 

[d33my]

Johnson might come in for Stefan Martin in a shifting of the deck chairs on the Titanic type move.

I like PJ, (and to a certain extent Martin) but I Lol'ed.

 

[melbournemartin]

VERY funny stuff.

 

[DemonJim]

Haha that was an enjoyable read!