Toast "GAMDEDAY!" – MFC Media Dept: Now with humour (and the inability to differentiate between a President and CEO)

[Toump Ass]

Captains Day predictions | Where Melbourne ranked

Skippers of the AFL predict the leagues best come September

www.melbournefc.com.au

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL more captains predicting shitmond to make finals than Melbourne Demons?!?!?
Good luck with that, **** me.

Lot of fn POTATOES captaining AFL clubs, that's for sure.

 

[mrmonkey]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL more captains predicting shitmond to make finals than Melbourne Demons?!?!?
Good luck with that, * me.

Lot of fn POTATOES captaining AFL clubs, that's for sure.

Yep it is weird but hey let them have the lime light.

 

[Lord Nev]

I think that's a load of s**t mate.

Yeah you're right, he probably had to tap out from at least those two public speaking events because the TAB opened during them.

Or maybe this premiership coach is an uninspiring, rubbish communicator. That's probably just as likely.

Believe what you like hey.

 

[stEdy]

Yeah you're right, he probably had to tap out from at least those two public speaking events because the TAB opened during them.

Or maybe this premiership coach is an uninspiring, rubbish communicator. That's probably just as likely.

Believe what you like hey.

Old mate loves fawning over Chris Scott because he talks smart on footy shows.

Goody has always been garbage in front of a camera. He's clearly not a natural and almost exclusively sticks to cliches and gives nothing away.

Who cares though? I love his awkward stammering and lizard grin.

More important bonding with the players over some bags and gambling at the Sorrento hotel in the off-season then sounding smart on AFL 360.

 

[Dory_77]

That quote sounds like someone satirising him, or chat GPT writing a sports drama. Robot Goody is reading to share some #learnings about #ourmethod

 

[The Dr]

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That quote sounds like someone satirising him, or chat GPT writing a sports drama. Robot Goody is reading to share some #learnings about #ourmethod

Omg. That's just a word salad.


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[tomcruise]

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That quote sounds like someone satirising him, or chat GPT writing a sports drama. Robot Goody is reading to share some #learnings about #ourmethod

I love it

 

[Jamurp]

The graphic for the team sheet on the club instagram looks like a dogs breakfast.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

or chat GPT writing a sports drama. Robot Goody

It so does.

"Lets make our coach sound less human this week guys, we'll post some whack quote and get him to stand awkwardly in front of a camera making weird hand gestures while saying an uninspiring message"

 

[djpaulydemon]

That goody quote lol. Why would you choose that and if so, not at least paraphrase it.

The teams looked so bad. Huge numbers, tiny names in white (!) and random scribbles with full just full back and nothing else for the lines.

 

[Headless]

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That quote sounds like someone satirising him, or chat GPT writing a sports drama. Robot Goody is reading to share some #learnings about #ourmethod

I have decided to get this post as a tattoo.

 

[Bluelegs]

I have decided to get this post as a tattoo.

You should get one of this weeks team sheet.

 

[Headless]

You should get one of this weeks team sheet.

Makes it sound like I haven't already?

 

[netslave]

Speaking a lot and yet saying nothing at all, crafty Goody is here, hopefully not too long till crazy Goody is back.

 

[tomcruise]

There's some garbage media person in there that's responding to every question & criticism with "this is what gen z are into" and everyone's going oh well, yeah, of course of course, carry on

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

There's some garbage media person in there that's responding to every question & criticism with "this is what gen z are into" and everyone's going oh well, yeah, of course of course, carry on

what?

 

[Jamurp]

Speaking a lot and yet saying nothing at all, crafty Goody is here, hopefully not too long till crazy Goody is back.

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I want some Wolf of Wall Street stuff again, Goody Gold.

 

[FootyGuy13]

There's some garbage media person in there that's responding to every question & criticism with "this is what gen z are into" and everyone's going oh well, yeah, of course of course, carry on

I feel like they could do better pandering to Gen Z than that. Like saying "The Bulldogs fit is mid, Luke Beveridge is sus and Bont getting tackled reminds me of my favourite Family Guy episode". Sprinkle in references to VTubers, antidepressants and a horse on a beach saying "Man" and the #demonspirit would be through the roof for the next generation.


P.S. That was my audition for the social media job.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Puts FOUR in caps...proceeds to show THREE....this ****ing media department

 

[Headless]

Puts FOUR in caps...proceeds to show THREE....this ******* media department

I want to see Dom Tyson!

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I want to see Dom Tyson!

Shambles of a media team mate. Missed seeing Dom's hair coz they cant count to 4 correctly.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

No player interviews, no song. Gibo would have had them up already on YouTube.

 

[netslave]

heaven forbid we win the Premiership again this year, the club media coverage of it will be butchered

 

[Headless]

heaven forbid we win the Premiership again this year, the club media coverage of it will be butchered

Should we aim for 2024 instead?

 

[netslave]

Should we aim for 2024 instead?

Yes, we should have a new media team by then