Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[ChappyUK]

Outside of the first year of GWS and Gold Coast, Geelong are the most bought side for a single season.

This is sounding like the post 2012 cola melts already.

 

[Wojcinski]

Imagine if a Victorian team signed Jeremey Cameron and Tom Lynch to massive deals in successive seasons, every interstate team would lose their minds

 

[Lethality]

This is sounding like the post 2012 cola melts already.

The COLAs melted?

 

[H2F]

Not really, I think it's funny when people get behind minnow teams like Sydney and Adelaide because they fail to deliver so often, despite all their AFL approved cheating the salary cap bullshit

Me too.

The Hawks are unstoppable still in patches but have lacked consistency and have a few structural challenges.

The Cats just haven't quite clicked with so much new blood.

But one things for certain we will click when it matters and are miles ahead of those two campaigners.

 

[ChappyUK]

The COLAs melted?

 

[chefmeister]

Fits and starts all year - lost Roughie for the whole season and generally played undersized all year but still managed to get the same number of wins as Shats and $wines and a home final against the team placed above us.

If we can get into a preliminary final against all expectations I'd be satisfied, whereas you lot have bought your way to a flag together and together with a soft draw means that nothing short of a grand final appearance will be seen as an unmitigated failure. History has shown that Shats fold like deck chairs when the pressure is applied and history has a nasty little habit of repeating itself.

haha, we finished 10th last year yet you're crying like a kid who's lost his dummy because somehow you think this is a conspiracy against your precious hawfs.

FFS grow up.

 

[A Cut Above]

This is sounding like the post 2012 cola melts already.

Would be hilarious if we all turncoated to the $wans if Geelong were to meet them in the GF... except Hawthorn supporters have more integrity than that.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Would be hilarious if we all turncoated to the $wans if Geelong were to meet them in the GF... except Hawthorn supporters have more integrity than that.

You lot wouldn't even watch a grand final without your team in it, so I doubt choosing sides will be an issue.

 

[Catastic82]

Would be hilarious if we all turncoated to the $wans if Geelong were to meet them in the GF... except Hawthorn supporters have more integrity than that.

So many tears

 

[Jazny]

So we came third and still get to play on our home ground vs the Cats?? I wish just one of our premierships was legitimate

 

[H2F]

I cheered so hard for the Cats against St Kilda and the Pies.

Maybe I'm weird but that's what a true rivalry is.

Respect

 

[Mahlepi]

word on the street is that mark evans is checking in that his three lieutenants are available for the next maybloom event

 

[chefmeister]

How many does hawforn have?
I'll tell ya, 9
Geelong only has 7. Can't count Menegola as he never played for the clubs he was a Rookie at and Delaney has never played a game for the Cats (and never will)
Bought players in Hawthorns best 22: 7 (excluding Fitzpatrick & Spang)
Bought players in Geelongs best 22: 6 (excluding Clark)
As usual you're wrong Doofy

Podge just got smacked the **** down.

This is why chef and stabby are on ignore; I find myself in conversations like this, about how many likes I have

The reason you "claim" to have me on ignore is because of my sig. I ****ing love how you just can't stand to read it every day.

Just added one in lieu if you take them off.
Podgey ignore lists are for flogs.

lol, another smack down.

I tend to generalise.

Greeks are all thieves and liars

A Cut Above

Props for being old skool H2F. I certainly preferred the Bay as it was with its' previous look, before a certain Carlton flog decided to implement a "rated G" approach to the whole business. Back when we could REALLY let fly without worrying about tiptoeing around the feelings of idiots.

It's ok, the more 'precious' types you speak of just use their ignore function to stop their feeling being hurt. Kinda funny how all those types barrack for the Hawfs though.

Would be hilarious if we all turncoated to the $wans if Geelong were to meet them in the GF... except Hawthorn supporters have more integrity than that.

Ahh yes, good to see the greatest troll in bay history is still causing some twitchy bum syndrome down Dingley way.

 

[A Cut Above]

I cheered so hard for the Cats against St Kilda and the Pies.

Maybe I'm weird but that's what a true rivalry is.

Respect

I too have respect for Geelong as a football club.... just none at all for its' supporters.

 

[Mahlepi]

the maybloomers have applied to the afl for the people's champion to wear a brace on his knee so he does not feel the after effects of kneeing an opposition player to the head

 

[H2F]

I too have respect for Geelong as a football club.... just none at all for its' supporters.

Hey are you Greek?

 

[chefmeister]

You lot wouldn't even watch a grand final without your team in it, so I doubt choosing sides will be an issue.

They would if Geelong was in it though.

 

[H2F]

I too have respect for Geelong as a football club.... just none at all for its' supporters.

Not surprised you're a gun mate

 

[KardiniaPark]

Hey are you Greek?

Just because he likes it up the arse, it doesn't make him Greek.

 

[H2F]

Just because he likes it up the arse, it doesn't make him Greek.

I don't mind a finger up there with some good deep throat action.

Glad you were joking I love Bosky.

But if he's Greek, we've hit the end of the road.

 

[chefmeister]

Just because he likes it up the arse, it doesn't make him Greek.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I cheered so hard for the Cats against St Kilda and the Pies.

Maybe I'm weird but that's what a true rivalry is.

Respect

Mate I jumped up and down like a one-legged lesso on a pogo stick when the Hawks saluted today. I even ignored the uncalled throw in the Colin Wood goal square by Whitecross that would have won them the game.

The reason I loathe Hawthorn has nothing to do with their football club either.

 

[H2F]

Mate I jumped up and down like a one-legged lesso on a pogo stick when the Hawks saluted today. I even ignored the uncalled throw in the Colin Wood goal square by Whitecross that would have won them the game.

The reason I loathe Hawthorn has nothing to do with their football club either.

That's why this thread is the best of all time. We have some deniers but we're becoming mates

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I don't mind a finger up there with some good deep throat action.

Glad you were joking I love Bosky.

But if he's Greek, we've hit the end of the road.

Bosk's a delusional scrotum muncher that sees shit that doesn't exist.

I think he's seen one too many horror movies.

 

[A Cut Above]

Hey are you Greek?

Nah I'm an Aussie mate.

Just because he likes it up the arse, it doesn't make him Greek.

Keep me out of your sick anal fantasies please KP.

That's why this thread is the best of all time. We have some deniers but we're becoming mates

Feels like I'm a couple of hundred ultramarathons away from becoming mates with Stabby. The rest of the Handbaggers aren't too bad, KP has major issues but we've all learned to accept that.