Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[William Wonka]

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He can be hard to spot.
You have to crane your neck right back and look high up in the air.

 

[Down at K Park]

Been how many years since the poo and wee's have beaten us?

 

[Catsnlakers]

Been how many years since the poo and wee's have beaten us?

...Lake was still playing and 40 kg lighter when they last beat us.

 

[RedVest4]

Insecurity

He can be hard to spot.
You have to crane your neck right back and look high up in the air.
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Insecurity

 

[Procrastinator35]

Insecurity, Insecurity

That reminds me....Must update security.

13>9....Inadequacy.

We want our VFA Flags recognized....Inadequacy.

 

[William Wonka]

Been how many years since the poo and wee's have beaten us?

No 'years',
One 'year' singular.

 

[Catsnlakers]

No 'years',
One 'year' singular.

Good luck being any good after attracting that superstar Vickery through FA.... I give it 'years' before he helps your club in any facet..... And that will be the day you blokes wake up and delist him..... That sinking ship is going down quicker then you blokes think.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Good luck being any good after attracting that superstar Vickery through FA.... I give it 'years' before he helps your club in any facet..... And that will be the day you blokes wake up and de-list him..... That sinking ship is going down quicker then you blokes think.

than.

Oh?....And Pray tell us....Just how quick do WE think it's going?

 

[Hawk Dork]

Good luck being any good after attracting that superstar Vickery through FA.... I give it 'years' before he helps your club in any facet..... And that will be the day you blokes wake up and delist him..... That sinking ship is going down quicker then you blokes think.

Premierships will be coming up quicker than you think

 

[William Wonka]

Good luck being any good after attracting that superstar Vickery through FA.... I give it 'years' before he helps your club in any facet..... And that will be the day you blokes wake up and delist him..... That sinking ship is going down quicker then you blokes think.

He has to do three things.
One- be tall.
Two- belt anyone who goes near Jager.
Three- beat the living shit out of Shoey should he look like going near the backline.

I think he is a spud but he will be a world better than when he was at Richmond.
I was speaking to one of our coaches a while back and they reckon he hated everything about being at the Tigers- trained as little as he could and partied like crazy.
He has supposedly been trying like crazy since arriving but we will have to wait and see the results.

 

[Catsnlakers]

than.

Oh?....And Pray tell us....Just how quick do WE think it's going?

And please tell us*...................... You don't think you are sinking at all that is the whole point...Hawks this year will be like we were in 2015 ( mediocre ) the close wins last year exaggerated where you blokes are as a footy team, exactly like us in 2014.

 

[Catsnlakers]

Premierships will be coming up quicker than you think

If that comment refers to that plastic franchise located north of us than I agree. You blokes are a good 3-5 years off another one.

 

[A Cut Above]

Hey I'm back. Hope you had a great holidays guys, even you mangy Handbaggers.

 

[2DMB]

And please tell us*...................... You don't think you are sinking at all that is the whole point...Hawks this year will be like we were in 2015 ( mediocre ) the close wins last year exaggerated where you blokes are as a footy team, exactly like us in 2014.

don't ever compare the greatest football club of your lifetime to a rabble from corio

2015 was your default position, our default is winning flags.....

 

[Hoooops]

Wonder if we'll go B2B in 2018...

 

[Catsnlakers]

don't ever compare the greatest football club of your lifetime to a rabble from corio

2015 was your default position, our default is winning flags.....

On the latest evidence your default position is to exit in straight sets.... And along the way have an individual provide one of the worst chokes in finals history!

 

[William Wonka]

Wonder if we'll go B2B in 2018...

Only if you're arranging a rendezvous with a very flexible friend

 

[Procrastinator35]

He can be hard to spot.
You have to crane your neck right back and look high up in the air.
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You missed some:

 

[William Wonka]

You missed some:

In my defense there is just so so many!

 

[teddies]

On the latest evidence your default position is to exit in straight sets.... And along the way have an individual provide one of the worst chokes in finals history!

Mooney's '08 grand final performance has Smithy covered quite easily.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Mooney's '08 grand final performance has Smithy covered quite easily.

I dunno....Taylor tripping over his own legs, while coming out of defense, to gift Stewie Dewy his first goal, was pretty comical....And lets not forget Stokes game on Hodge....Match-winner that one. LOLZA.

 

[William Wonka]

And lets not forget Stokes game on Hodge....Match-winner that one. LOLZA.

Stokes wasn't playing on Hodge.
No one was.

 

[Hoooops]

I dunno....Taylor tripping over his own legs, while coming out of defense, to gift Stewie Dewy his first goal, was pretty comical....And lets not forget Stokes game on Hodge....Match-winner that one. LOLZA.

Stokes wasn't playing on Hodge.
No one was.

I love how the Hawfs readily admit they won a Premiership only because the other team didn't show up.

"We're Flukethorn and we know it."

 

[Procrastinator35]

So the Scats failed to show on the biggest stage of em all eh?....No wonder they couldn't win back2back flags.

 

[Hoooops]

So the Scats failed to show on the biggest stage of em all eh?....No wonder they couldn't win back2back flags.

At least we can win Grand Finals when the other side shows up.