Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Cyrilyouchampion]

If it rains enough Duckwood will just swim around like the actual duck he is ...

He'll be lucky if he doesn't drown

 

[A Cut Above]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...l/news-story/798805d758bbeb21a55b5dbfd895f047

Check out the evolution of the beard.

That's an incredibly shit beard, he looks like a ****ing hobo. Why on earth a professional footballer would wanna run around with a huge beard that's only going to trap sweat and become uncomfortable is utterly beyond me.

If it was a guy like Chris Mayne with a face like a horse's arse who wants to cover as much of it as possible I could sort of understand, but Jimmy's a good looking bloke and you've got to wonder why he'd ruin his image with that monstrosity. Is shaving really so hard?

 

[William Wonka]

That's an incredibly shit beard, he looks like a ******* hobo. Why on earth a professional footballer would wanna run around with a huge beard that's only going to trap sweat and become uncomfortable is utterly beyond me.

If it was a guy like Chris Mayne with a face like a horse's arse who wants to cover as much of it as possible I could sort of understand, but Jimmy's a good looking bloke and you've got to wonder why he'd ruin his image with that monstrosity. Is shaving really so hard?

Lest not go down this path again

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

That's an incredibly shit beard, he looks like a ******* hobo. Why on earth a professional footballer would wanna run around with a huge beard that's only going to trap sweat and become uncomfortable is utterly beyond me.

If it was a guy like Chris Mayne with a face like a horse's arse who wants to cover as much of it as possible I could sort of understand, but Jimmy's a good looking bloke and you've got to wonder why he'd ruin his image with that monstrosity. Is shaving really so hard?

To raise awareness of domestic violence, he's a genuine good bloke, unlike Drink Driving Hodge with his Dayle Garlett live in mentor.

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

Lest not go down this path again

Agree, otherwise there's a danger that certain Geelololong flogs will somehow twist it to mean that you inflict / support violence on women

 

[Hawk Dork]

Duckwood should take to the conditions like a duck to water
He just has to remember to come up for air occasionally or he might drown.
A bit of rain and an extra lashing of grease on the biceps, should help maintain his freekick count at number 1 in the league, 5 years running.

 

[Packedlunch]

Duckwood should take to the conditions like a duck to water
He just has to remember to come up for air occasionally or he might drown.
A bit of rain and an extra lashing of grease on the biceps, should help maintain his freekick count at number 1 in the league, 5 years running.

GOAT!

 

[chefmeister]

That's an incredibly shit beard, he looks like a ******* hobo. Why on earth a professional footballer would wanna run around with a huge beard that's only going to trap sweat and become uncomfortable is utterly beyond me.

Just look at these two park bench regulars then -

Duckwood should take to the conditions like a duck to water
He just has to remember to come up for air occasionally or he might drown.
A bit of rain and an extra lashing of grease on the biceps, should help maintain his freekick count at number 1 in the league, 5 years running.

 

[A Cut Above]

Just look at these two park bench regulars then -

Pfft Tucky's beard was grouse and suited him perfectly, you know that's true. As for Doull, well yeah definite hobo vibe going on there. (I said HOBO ok)

 

[Gene Simmons]

Cats are clearly chokers on the big stage, apparently they have only won 1 finals game out of their past 5 finals appearances.... Including a straight sets exit in 2014!

They couldn't even achieve back to back premierships during their era of so called dominance..

 

[chefmeister]

Pfft Tucky's beard was grouse and suited him perfectly, you know that's true. As for Doull, well yeah definite hobo vibe going on there. (I said HOBO ok)

I was thinking more of his Beatles style haircut. Damn hippies.

 

[STP18]

Handball Hartung dropped yet again.

 

[chefmeister]

Handball Hartung dropped yet again.

DAT YOUF THO!!!

 

[ChappyUK]

Handball Hartung dropped yet again.

Is he a relative of a club great? Only logical explanation for his shoddy treatment by the Hawks come finals time.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Handball Hartung dropped yet again.

Haha little Billy Elliot will probably sell his ballet shoes after being snubbed.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Cats are clearly chokers on the big stage, apparently they have only won 1 finals game out of their past 5 finals appearances.... Including a straight sets exit in 2014!

They couldn't even achieve back to back premierships during their era of so called dominance..

I'm going to stab you.

 

[09 Cats]

Cats are clearly chokers on the big stage, apparently they have only won 1 finals game out of their past 5 finals appearances.... Including a straight sets exit in 2014!

They couldn't even achieve back to back premierships during their era of so called dominance..

All the more embarrassing for you if Dangerwood goes in dry tommorow night campaigner

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Panic stations at the Hawks... Drop some concerning youf for two players who are still hampered by injury.

Dis gonna b good.

 

[11sjw]

Duckwood should take to the conditions like a duck to water
He just has to remember to come up for air occasionally or he might drown.
A bit of rain and an extra lashing of grease on the biceps, should help maintain his freekick count at number 1 in the league, 5 years running.

Seems sometimes that bicep grease gets applied to the throat of others.

#freekickduckwood

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Panic stations at the Hawks... Drop some concerning youf for two players who are still hampered by injury.

Dis gonna b good.

Not really surprised they dropped PC Shitonet

 

[OnTheRocks]

the geelol fear is palpable now

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Not really surprised they dropped PC Shitonet

Nor am I... But for a slow plodder who is still injured (this is a fact) reeks of desperation and a lack of faith in their youf.

At Geelong we back ours in knowing they'll get the job done.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

the geelol fear is palpable now

Hawthorn no longer hold any fear.

 

[chefmeister]

the geelol fear is palpable now

 

[Gene Simmons]

All the more embarrassing for you if Dangerwood goes in dry tommorow night campaigner

Pfft..Dangerwood

Brangelina is a tougher combo