Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

[Nuggets73]

MORNING FELINES

Happy New Year to all handbagger you flogs ... Yous can all GAGF!

 

[Hoooops]

MORNING FELINES

Happy New Year to all handbagger you flogs ... Yous can all GAGF!

Oh boy, we scored five more points in that first quarter than you did all week!

 

[Nuggets73]

Oh boy, we scored five more points in that first quarter than you did all week!

Arvo Hoooops ... Happy New Year!

Just think, if Issac Smith landed that shot ... Cola's and Doggies would never have made the GF ..... Cats would have more than likely won a flag!

 

[Hoooops]

Arvo Hoooops ... Happy New Year!

Just think, if Issac Smith landed that shot ... Cola's and Doggies would never have made the GF ..... Cats would have more than likely won a flag!

Because we would've played you in the Grand Final?

 

[Catsnlakers]

Because we would've played you in the Grand Final?

 

[Hoooops]

Vickery to kick more goals than tommy porkins. Any cats flogs brace enough to take me on?

That's not brave that's a bargain.

$500 on Hawkins kicking more goals please. What are your odds on that, $1.01?

 

[Hoooops]

I will bet you $200 even money that Vickery will kick more than Hawkins this season subject to them both playing 15 games

I thought Vickery was only your "sixth-best forward" or something, yet he's going to kick over 50 goals?

Dream on.

 

[Procrastinator35]

I will bet you $200 even money that Vickery will kick more than Hawkins this season subject to them both playing 15 games

You should make it goal average per game....That's fairer & allows for most contingencies.

 

[Hoooops]

He will finish top 2 in the Hawks goal kicking and will beat porkins. Despite looking like an unco baby giraffe he can actually play good footy and Clarke will have him firing

Top 2? Who is he finishing ahead of, Roughead or Gunston?

 

[Nuggets73]

I thought Vickery was only your "sixth-best forward" or something, yet he's going to kick over 50 goals?

Dream on.

How many is Black gonna kick???

Aaron Black is sssssshit ... couldn't get a kick in a stampede .... and the funniest bit ... he's your 2nd best forward!

 

[Hoooops]

Aaron Black is sssssshit ... couldn't get a kick in a stampede .... and the funniest bit ... he's your 2nd best forward!

That would take a few injuries.

 

[Procrastinator35]

How many is Black gonna kick???

Aaron Black is sssssshit ... couldn't get a kick in a stampede .... and the funniest bit ... he's your 2nd best forward!

Well now that Stokes is gone, yeah.

 

[Nuggets73]

That would take a few injuries.

Who's your 2nd best forward then????
That mobile phone bloke that couldn't get a game at seasons end???

 

[Hoooops]

Who's your 2nd best forward then????
That mobile phone bloke that couldn't get a game at seasons end???

Take your pick mate, the team doctor is probably a better forward than Aaron Black - and just as likely to get a game.

 

[Nuggets73]

YESSSSSSS ... Here it is you feline flogs, PROOF he is the best general forward in the comp!
http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/haw...a/news-story/fbcf3c897cd1edab32e372eaf34fd115

... Handbaggers .. Don't ya wish you had one of these!

PS - Special shout out to Daniel Menzel who finished 7th on the list ... BUT was STILL trumped by Punky Bruest ... who had more goals, higher goal average, more kicks, more handballs and more tackles than Menzel

 

[teddies]

numbers don't lie. just like 13>9.

we're better than Geelong in every possible way.

 

[Hoooops]

numbers don't lie. just like 13>9.

we're better than Geelong in every possible way.

You are better than us in the same way Joe Jonas is better than Nick Jonas. Which is very, very rarely.

 

[William Wonka]

You are better than us in the same way Joe Jonas is better than Nick Jonas. Which is very, very rarely.

What the **** is a "Jonas"?

 

[Hoooops]

... Handbaggers .. Don't ya wish you had one of these!

No, I could do a lot better than that. He would be punching above his weight.

 

[Hoooops]

What the **** is a "Jonas"?

Do you even Cake by the Ocean?

Nick Jonas is the handsome man in my avatar.

 

[William Wonka]

Do you even Cake by the Ocean?

Nick Jonas is the handsome man in my avatar.

Meh.
When you're as good looking as I am that sort of bland generic Disney star look pales in comparison

 

[Hoooops]

Meh.
When you're as good looking as I am that sort of bland generic Disney star look pales in comparison

As I have discussed in another thread he is a bit average for me. Can sing though.

 

[William Wonka]

As I have discussed in another thread he is a bit average for me. Can sing though.

Bit of a nasaly whine imo

 

[Hoooops]

Bit of a nasaly whine imo

You are a nasaly whine.

 

[William Wonka]

You are a nasaly whine.

Im a deep baritone.
I put it down to my enormous testicles.