Geelong rorting the system

[Sttew]

We've been saying the Catters have been more corrupt than anyone in history for years. Finally their house of cards is falling down.

That’s the ‘Cats’ to you. ‘Catters’ is a term of endearment.

 

[Xtreme]

That’s the ‘Cats’ to you. ‘Catters’ is a term of endearment.

I'm the Catters number 2 ticket holder!!

 

[Phillip Poo]

Nguyen is the fall guy but this syndicate runs so much deeper than any of our feeble minds can comprehend. They're just trying to use the $10,000 of accrued interest as subterfuge. Don't let them - stay focused and expose just how deep this rabbit hole goes.

Like his mate Keith Greenwood, Ryrie Office Machines (Greenwood) and the other person arrested from Ryrie O Machines? All who are sponsors of Geelong for the past 10+ years

Just got to look at the annual reports of the Cats. All these jokers have been ‘sponsors’ for decades. Would not surprise me if the once public Cats annual reports on their website are pulled now or have already been pulled. Nothing to see here….

 

[STPer18]

Like his mate Keith Greenwood, Ryrie Office Machines (Greenwood) and the other person arrested from Ryrie O Machines? All who are sponsors of Geelong for the past 10+ years

Just got to look at the annual reports of the Cats. All these jokers have been ‘sponsors’ for decades. Would not surprise me if the once public Cats annual reports on their website are pulled now or have already been pulled. Nothing to see here….

We were THIS close to getting away with it too before you caught on Mr Phillip Poo. Just give it to me straight - which cups are we handing back?

 

[Pistol Night]

We were THIS close to getting away with it too before you caught on Mr Phillip Poo. Just give it to me straight - which cups are we handing back?

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How bout just 2011 and keep the others? Seems a fair deal. Does seem a tad harsh on St Kilda but **** it

 

[Cyclops]

Even more damning reports, wester district sheep farmers are alleged (with no basis in fact or corroborating evidence) to have supplied Geelong players with escorts for their mad Monday celebrations.

The females in question flocked to the events, with many feeling they were fleeced by the organisers, and described one of the handlers as "s complete dog, a real bitch"

Photos of the alleged events have emerged

 

[Mr Meow]

Haha nothing to see here.

A Richmond supporter commenting on nefarious activities of the Cats will simply lead to another 100 pages of muck so I'll leave it to others.

Besides, I need to go and buy some pressies for my nieces and nephews. Possibly from Cotton On. And then I'll need to arrange a meeting in the new year with my financial adviser...who happens to be mentored by Chris Scott for high performance.

I'll see myself out.

You already did make a comment, I'm quite baffled you didn't realise this.

 

[Mr Meow]

Like his mate Keith Greenwood, Ryrie Office Machines (Greenwood) and the other person arrested from Ryrie O Machines? All who are sponsors of Geelong for the past 10+ years

Just got to look at the annual reports of the Cats. All these jokers have been ‘sponsors’ for decades. Would not surprise me if the once public Cats annual reports on their website are pulled now or have already been pulled. Nothing to see here….

It probably goes deeper than that, mate. It would not surprise me at all if Geelong FC and Putin have been in cahoots. I heard they are plotting to expand into Torquay.

 

[Phillip Poo]

It probably goes deeper than that, mate. It would not surprise me at all if Geelong FC and Putin have been in cahoots. I heard they are plotting to expand into Torquay.

Yeh, ok. I wouldn’t go that far, but you’ve made a relevant point

 

[hawkman]

It probably goes deeper than that, mate. It would not surprise me at all if Geelong FC and Putin have been in cahoots. I heard they are plotting to expand into Torquay.

And Moggs Creek

 

[Tom14]

Collingwood don't have the power to manipulate their sponsors like the footballing behemoth down the highway.

Ed nearly spilled the beans on the Collingwood rorts on Footy Classified but lloyd missed the moment to whinge about essendon instead:

 

[FootyLad0]

Haha nothing to see here.

A Richmond supporter commenting on nefarious activities of the Cats will simply lead to another 100 pages of muck so I'll leave it to others.

Besides, I need to go and buy some pressies for my nieces and nephews. Possibly from Cotton On. And then I'll need to arrange a meeting in the new year with my financial adviser...who happens to be mentored by Chris Scott for high performance.

I'll see myself out.

Chris Scott is with Morris not Cotton On.

2/10 effort, at least if you're gonna make the joke, get the companies right.

 

[FootyLad0]

Agree re the 2022 flag. How many * can one flag have?

Might be time to strip Geelong of their licence.

We'll just rebrand as the Brisbance Cats and get extra money outside the cap to build a three peat and Northern Academies to help stock us up on young talent.

I want in on your grift you've got going

 

[FootyLad0]

Ha ha. All season all we hear is "Geelong are crap, they're falling off the cliff for sure". Now suddenly the team is "stacked"???

Can't make up their minds if we are shit or stacked.

Schrodinger's Geelong Cat

 

[Tonythetiger]

Feels like the cats flags should all have an asterix

The dank ones, and cotton on, and the Nguyen, and Morris ones

Disgraceful rampant cheating from a club who exits through pork barreling

Their stadium is a $100m gov rort, the captain was getting paid 15% on a 100K loan from a sponsor, the coach getting paid a fortune for working for a sponsor, friendly land deals, I think we just figured out the secret to the cats success

Pity they still cannot beat Richmond in a final

Not sure why anyone would be surprised

I don't doubt that they are taking advantage of a lot of opportunities that probably aren't quite kosher, but they are also an exceptionally run club both on and off the field. Also just on the Chris Scott deal, as I understand it, it was agreed to atleast a year after he signed his coaching contract so I don't think it can properly be argued he's being paid outside of the soft cap. He is a high performer and familiar with the sponsor so I get why they would see value in bringing him into their organisation although the AFL should look over all these side deals and give some transparency. If Scott extends his deal post 2026 and he has this ongoing arrangement with a sponsor, I think it should be included in the soft cap.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Gee there are a lot of people finding their emotional support in the form of an unsigned loan contract that amounts to less than a match payment.

Before you commit your sanity to this one maybe hedge your bets in case there's actually nothing to see here.

 

[jim boy]

LoL - what the cats have done may be questionable, but not illegal - they're not that stupid. Just a lot of teary-eyed comments from opposition supporters wishing their club had the nous to be continuously successful, instead of propping up the bottom of the ladder.

 

[STPer18]

Just quietly I reckon we're gonna get away with this one too. Leave just enough breadcrumbs to whip the masses into a frenzy, but not enough to lead to a definite conviction. Yet another thing Geelong do better than anyone.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Actual headline should be AFL community rallies around Cats legend Joel Selwood as he falls victim to brazen con artist.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Last week I saw Nick Daicos leave a KFC drive through with 3 buckets of chicken that I'm suspicious he didn't pay for.

Don't worry, Sav will run after him for the money...

 

[Slime Roy]

And Moggs Creek

It just occurred to me but is it called "Moggs" Creek coz it's owned by Cats?

 

[STPer18]

We need to up our rort game if we're ever gonna catch up to the big 3.

Who is your LEAST favourite AFL club? The survey results are in!

The votes have been counted.

www.sen.com.au

Geelong comes in next, presumably because they never seem to bottom out and opposition fans are envious.

(We used this question in the 2023 survey and the top five clubs were the same).

See the full list below:

Collingwood (23.1%)
Carlton (16.6%)
Essendon (15.8%)
Geelong (8.7%)
Port Adelaide (7.8%)
Hawthorn (6.6%)
West Coast (3.1%)
Adelaide (3.1%)
Richmond (2.4%)
St Kilda (2.1%)
Melbourne (1.9%)
Sydney (1.9%)
Western Bulldogs (1.6%)
Fremantle (1.5%)
Gold Coast (1%)
GWS Giants (0.9%)
North Melbourne (0.9%)
Brisbane (0.6%)

 

[nineteen eighty]

Chris Scott is with Morris not Cotton On.

2/10 effort, at least if you're gonna make the joke, get the companies right.

You missed my reference to "financial advisor"??

It's an exceptionally well run club...let's leave it at that.

 

[Elixuh]

Just wait until we sign Harley Reid and this website will go offline for a week

Geelong will have to give up half of Moggs Creek for cents on the dollar to get Reid.

 

[Leeda]

Just quietly I reckon we're gonna get away with this one too. Leave just enough breadcrumbs to whip the masses into a frenzy, but not enough to lead to a definite conviction. Yet another thing Geelong do better than anyone.

It is all about quotas and gglong ....geelong are kinda untouchable..