Groupies and the AFL

[jeemak]

Hypothetically
Imagine if a footy team from interstate travelled 10 times per year and decided to have a competition when they were interstate.
Lets imagine that after their games they would all go out together for a good time at a nightclub.
There they would all try and pick up the ugliest girl. The player who gets to bed the ugliest slapper wins the prize. Keep in mind, it was easy to bed the good looking ones throwing themselves at the players.
Next, lets imagine that a player gets a girl sooo worthy that immediately all players not only concede that trip but also the year and potentially ALL TIME.
Imagine if he married her and she later found out about the competition.

Mark Waugh? Sorry, you said footy and cricketers are international.

 

[Glassjaw]

Mark Waugh? Sorry, you said footy and cricketers are international.

Was thinking Boomer.

 

[lewigie]

Brent Harvey?

 

[jnr_12]

On a trip to Bali last year over the grand final weekend a group of young eagles were on our plane/out at the same clubs as us. lets just say one of the them with an extremely attractive mrs who is gracing a lads magazine cover atm got to know several ordinary looking birds in comparison over the 5 or 6 nights..

 

[PieGal]

Was thinking Boomer.

Stephen Milne???

 

[Crimson King]

On a trip to Bali last year over the grand final weekend a group of young eagles were on our plane/out at the same clubs as us. lets just say one of the them with an extremely attractive mrs who is gracing a lads magazine cover atm got to know several ordinary looking birds in comparison over the 5 or 6 nights..

Masto/Emmi Moore?

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

On a trip to Bali last year over the grand final weekend a group of young eagles were on our plane/out at the same clubs as us. lets just say one of the them with an extremely attractive mrs who is gracing a lads magazine cover atm got to know several ordinary looking birds in comparison over the 5 or 6 nights..

Us men have needs. A hand on an away trip ain't gonna cut it.

 

[jeemak]

Was thinking Boomer.

Yeah, but I really wanted to sneak Mark Waugh in based on that story. I could see the Aussie Cricketers playing the same game.

 

[footyfreak]

If you don't have a mate who plays footy or similar and you're a young man, get one!

Plenty of handball receives to be had. Just have him tell them you're on the rookie list or something, unbelievable.

Who knows how many of us will end up marrying one of these girls without ever knowing what she used to get up to... or still does.

hahaha, LMFAO at this as i did exactly that. Mates with some crows players and back in 98 was out with a bunch of them at heaven.....wild crazy shit going on and tarts everywhere.

Stupid things asked me who i played for, said North Adelaide but hoped to play for the crows once over my long term knee injury (to explain my slightly less than buffed stomach LOL)

They ate it up. No questions asked.

The things i have seen and partaken in would have all those old crows ladies fainting or topping themselves!!!

Good times!!!

 

[footyfreak]

Hypothetically
Imagine if a footy team from interstate travelled 10 times per year and decided to have a competition when they were interstate.
Lets imagine that after their games they would all go out together for a good time at a nightclub.
There they would all try and pick up the ugliest girl. The player who gets to bed the ugliest slapper wins the prize. Keep in mind, it was easy to bed the good looking ones throwing themselves at the players.
Next, lets imagine that a player gets a girl sooo worthy that immediately all players not only concede that trip but also the year and potentially ALL TIME.
Imagine if he married her and she later found out about the competition.

that's gold but why would you marry the ugliest slapper ever you only pumped to win a comp?

That's insane and sick!!!

 

[half_back_flank]

Hypothetically
Imagine if a footy team from interstate travelled 10 times per year and decided to have a competition when they were interstate.
Lets imagine that after their games they would all go out together for a good time at a nightclub.
There they would all try and pick up the ugliest girl. The player who gets to bed the ugliest slapper wins the prize. Keep in mind, it was easy to bed the good looking ones throwing themselves at the players.
Next, lets imagine that a player gets a girl sooo worthy that immediately all players not only concede that trip but also the year and potentially ALL TIME.
Imagine if he married her and she later found out about the competition.

Sounds like a thing Brent Stanton would do.

Some interesting reading at this site on supposed AFL groupies.

 

[YouIdiot]

***eddddit

 

[YouIdiot]

*** too much disclosure

 

[omit]

professional athletes, always wanting more.

 

[The_Eagles]

Masto/Emmi Moore?

what the hell emmi moores on the cover?? she's definitely hot but pretty normal australian chick to me