Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[ferball]

Euros iam assuming, the rest i dont worry about, mason wasnts dont sting but are messy buggers forever making little nests in everyting from brick courses to bolt holes on machinary.

Up here there are about 10 species of wasp, well at least 6 or seven. Paper wasps and mud wasps basically. The mud wasps are okay, you can belt them out of the way if they are bothering you. Paper wasps go hard tho.

We had about a million paper wasp nests along the wall of the old place we lived in but they were and attacked people we didn't like on command. (aka angry pheromones.)

 

[Nate7]

We watched channel 7 as a safety measure.

Soft.

 

[rickety]

Was at Portsea Pier today while 9 news Stephanie Anderson was interviewing cops on some issue.
Tried to get on camera, but the campaigners kept changing their viewing angle.

Hope you waved as you passed through town

 

[rickety]

There's a kiwi dude on youtube makes napalm and bombs nests with it. I assume youse are all talking about European Wasps/yellowjackets yeah?

Cluey buggers the Kiwis. Had a mate who used to run his tele through an old overhead projector. Made a huge tele, but you'd often get seasick watching something. He loved motorbikes - would buy 3 or 4 and build 1 with all the good bits from them all. He even went and met that Burt fella from The Worlds Fastest Indian. Did some crazy shit on a bike .... died in his sleep. Wtf.
Anyway, I'm with Gaso

 

[Samsquanch]

Hope you waved as you past through town

I'm tipping he gave a single digit salute as he drove back past my place.

 

[Samsquanch]

The Worlds Fastest Indian

Coincidence...


...or not.

 

[Gasometer]

Was at Portsea Pier today while 9 news Stephanie Anderson was interviewing cops on some issue.
Tried to get on camera, but the campaigners kept changing their viewing angle.

It was about an 88 year old fisherman that fell into the water and nearly drowned.

He was saved by a “Quick thinking man” (relo of “Man walking his dog found” and distant relo of “Teen Thug”) and some Cops

Old mate was still devo that his calamari got away

 

[Nate7]

Hope you waved as you passed through town

You should see how fast i put the BMW M3 sideways in to a tree, newly acquired too!

I'm tipping he gave a single digit salute as he drove back past my place.

Double-barrell, thank you very much.

 

[Samsquanch]

Soft.

Just saw the news bulletin after the tennis match. Managed to get a screen grab very quickly...

 

[Samsquanch]

You should see how fast i put the BMW M3 sideways in to a tree, newly acquired too!

Double-barrell, thank you very much.

Which is why I tipped the oil on the road in anticipation of you revving the guts out of the bimmer as you came around the bend.

 

[koshari]

(Whistles)
Nice bit of gear you have there

bought it from the neighbour, needed a lot of work but its the bomb now.

 

[rickety]

Just saw the news bulletin after the tennis match. Managed to get a screen grab very quickly...
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Is that the kid of the kid from whichever Nirvana album cover?

 

[rickety]

You should see how fast i put the BMW M3 sideways in to a tree, newly acquired too!

Double-barrell, thank you very much.

40 mate, Rye is a 40 zone

 

[Samsquanch]

Is that the kid of the kid from whichever Nirvana album cover?

Certainly looks like him.

 

[DuckYeah]

****ing campaigners protesting in the concourse of the train station.

If there any ****ing free Palestinian campaigners in here. “GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS”

1. No one ****ing gives a shit. You fled your state and then make protests about your state IN ANOTHER COUNTRY?!?!?. Go fight your ****ing war. You campaigners started a war on October 7. (Not interested in anything pre October 7, its too complex and I really dont give a ****)

2. Stop ****ing causing everyone an inconvenience because your state is at war with someone. if this shit becomes a trend then we are better off ****ing shut the joint down. It’s impossible to ****ing move in traffic. The CBD has suffered enough road blocks.

**** off you Palestinian protesters.

Yeh, it sucks, your country (state) isn’t the only ones impacted by war. Just **** off. You campaigners voted in your Hamas government. Your issues lay with them. NOT OUR ****ING PROBLEM

**** off.

****ing half the ****ing lead protestors had face coverings and shit. **** that.

 

[ferball]

40 mate, Rye is a 40 zone

You're missing a one in that number.

 

[Samsquanch]

40 mate, Rye is a 40 zone

Rye...

Haven't seen this guy since 1980.

 

[koshari]

I swear the ACCC only exist to put out meaningless press releases and pi$$ me off.

And alan fells can gagf.

 

[DuckYeah]

I swear the ACCC only exist to put out meaningless press releases and pi$$ me off.

And alan fells can gagf.

Whats the ****in point of the ACCC? They do nothing.

 

[koshari]

Whats the *in point of the ACCC? They do nothing

They are worse than that, thay are a burden in the taxpayer..

 

[koshari]

Damn tractor blew a hydraulic line and pissed half a drum of fluid all over the drive

65 bucks and an hour round trip to the hydraulic place and 75 bucks worth of fluid.

 

[Nate7]

Damn tractor blew a hydraulic line and pissed half a drum of fluid all over the drive

65 bucks and an hour round trip to the hydraulic place and 75 bucks worth of fluid.

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Upside down it almost looks like the outline of a grumpy old campaigner.

 

[DuckYeah]

Damn tractor blew a hydraulic line and pissed half a drum of fluid all over the drive

65 bucks and an hour round trip to the hydraulic place and 75 bucks worth of fluid.

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****ing dig that sand up and let it filter into a drum

 

[koshari]

******* dig that sand up and let it filter into a drum

Its gonna kill my grass as well where it sprayed on the lawn!

 

[DuckYeah]

Its gonna kill my grass as well where it sprayed on the lawn!

IH tractor? Or an ol Massie? … I miss me ol 135.. little ****in work horse that bad boy. I need to get back to regional life. I ****ing hate the city and every campaigner living here