Official Team Thread Gumbies FFC Season 37 Team Thread: Not counting premierships, instead, making the premierships count.

[Falconista]

Established: Season 04
Home Ground: The House of Gumby
Colours: Cobalt, Navy, White
Premierships: S16 and S36
Minor Premierships: S11, S18, S21, S31, S36
Most Games Played: peterss (377)
Most Goals: winty (437)
Previous Names: Geelong Gumbies (S4-18), Geelong Wolves (19-23)
Links: Club History and Wiki page

Captain: Falconista
Leadership Group: Barrybran, beez, GWS Goose and Falconista.
S36 Record: 12-5 (1st); Premiers.


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Season	Pos.	Finals	Captain(s)	Catman Medal (Best & Fairest)	StFly Medal (Best Clubman)	krisholio Rising Star	Ninty2Winty Award (Best Forward) ^if goals listed in brackets, player was also the golden boot.	peterss Trophy (Best Defender)
4	11		Catman				RIZZO (84)
5	2	PF	Catman				RIZZO (106)
6	11		Catman	Carn The Cattas			Carn The Cattas (51)
7	5	EF	cats2rise -> Carn_The_Cattas				Mooney D'King (30)
8	3	PF	Metallica Man -> krisholio14				Hairy Cat Mooney (70)
9	4	EF	krisholio14 -> Ninty				winty (48)
10	7		Ninty	Perth Swans			winty (45)
11	1	GF	Ninty -> peterss	peterss	ShaunDuggan	Bucketss	winty (66)
12	2	PF	peterss	Rojo Junior	Ghossein	StFly	winty (45)
13	5		peterss	StFly	StFly	Jeremias	winty (69)
					peterss	Claypigeon
14	5		peterss and StFly	Claypigeon	StFly	TheDoctor11	winty (32)
15	8		peterss and StFly	Claypigeon and Marklar_33	Claypigeon	Mr Gor	TheDoctor11 (24)
16	2	PREM	peterss and StFly	Mr Gor	Mr Gor	Tayl0r	StFly (39)
17	3	EF	peterss -> A Bit High	BostrichBurger	A Bit High	GETSOMENUTS	Bucketss (63)
18	1	SF	A Bit High	A Bit High	A Bit High	Spanna65	DREAM TEAM BUFF (43)
19	10		A Bit High	SM		Willo_	DREAM TEAM BUFF (62)
20	8	EF	Hatchy1992 and SM	A Bit High			DREAM TEAM BUFF (62)
21	1	GF	Hatchy1992 and SM	SM			DREAM TEAM BUFF (57)
22	12		Quivorir	mike123			Knifey Spoony (45)
23	9		Quivorir and Willo_	pantskyle			SM (58)
24	8	EF	Noobz0r and Golumless	Fryer Tuck	SM	MattWriting	Quivorir (48)
25	12		Golumless	hotkorma		hotkorma	Jade (46)
26	2	SF	Fryer Tuck	Fryer Tuck		Jivlain	Jivlain (56)
27	3	SF	Fryer Tuck and BRAB	DERO	DERO	snozulu	Jivlain (70)
28	9		Barrybran and haydo	DERO	Jivlain	Ned Ryerson	okeydoke7 (55)
29	12		Barrybran and haydo	Barrybran	Taylor	GWS Goose	okeydoke7 (35)
30	5	PF	Barrybran	GWS Goose	Genghis Tron	omgfridge	Rodney Dangerfield (78)
31	1	SF	Barrybran	omgfridge	Barrybran and GWS Goose	Grimesy87	Rodney Dangerfield (69)
32	7	SF	Barrybran	Barrybran	GWS Goose	Dory_77	Rodney Dangerfield (48)	omgfridge
33	2	SF	DenieD	GWS Goose Brick Loosener	Barrybran	CatToTheFuture	Dory_77	beez
34	3	PF	DenieD	DenieD	GWS Goose	rye	Barrybran (58)	ossie_21
35	8	EF	DenieD and Falconista	beez	Barrybran	Aucklander	Dory_77 (67)	CatToTheFuture
36	1	PREM	Falconista	GWS Goose	Falconista	cats_09	rye (36)	BlueE

 

[Falconista]

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[Falconista]

Official Season 37 Squad List
27/30

0. Ned Ryerson
1. eDPS
2. EagleOz
3. GWS Goose (VC)
4. beez (VC)
5. Barrybran (VC)
08. Jeremias
8. Tigerlaird
9. cats_09
13. Mop
16. NSWCROW
17. BlueE
18. Falconista (C)
20. bone2468
022. Aucklander
22. Dory_77
25. rye
28. HotPiesWithSauce
29. saintkildaman
35. DinoSoar (R)
42. StFly
44. ossie_21
66. Brick Loosener
73. Supercheapgiants
99. CatToTheFuture
𓆏. Chat Pile

IN: DinoSoar (rookie), Brick Loosener (returning, via Furies), Supercheapgiants (returning) ​

 

[Falconista]

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[Jabba73]

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To be revealed soon.​

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Dearest Sweet Football Association community, Today I write to you not in great length, boring you to great depths, about any of my various Sweet Football Association interests, I do however write to you to note that I am retiring a large and substantial portion of my contributions (as posted...

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You’re welcome … although the real thanks should go to Hate

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Established: Season 04
Home Ground: The House of Gumby
Colours: Cobalt, Navy, White
Premierships: S16 and S36
Minor Premierships: S11, S18, S21, S31, S36
Most Games Played: peterss (377)
Most Goals: winty (437)
Previous Names: Geelong Gumbies (S4-18), Geelong Wolves (19-23)
Links: Club History and Wiki page

Captain: Falconista
Leadership Group: Barrybran, beez, GWS Goose and Falconista.
S36 Record: 12-5 (1st); Premiers.


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Season	Pos.	Finals	Captain(s)	Catman Medal (Best & Fairest)	StFly Medal (Best Clubman)	krisholio Rising Star	Ninty2Winty Award (Best Forward) ^if goals listed in brackets, player was also the golden boot.	peterss Trophy (Best Defender)
4	11		Catman				RIZZO (84)
5	2	PF	Catman				RIZZO (106)
6	11		Catman	Carn The Cattas			Carn The Cattas (51)
7	5	EF	cats2rise -> Carn_The_Cattas				Mooney D'King (30)
8	3	PF	Metallica Man -> krisholio14				Hairy Cat Mooney (70)
9	4	EF	krisholio14 -> Ninty				winty (48)
10	7		Ninty	Perth Swans			winty (45)
11	1	GF	Ninty -> peterss	peterss	ShaunDuggan	Bucketss	winty (66)
12	2	PF	peterss	Rojo Junior	Ghossein	StFly	winty (45)
13	5		peterss	StFly	StFly	Jeremias	winty (69)
					peterss	Claypigeon
14	5		peterss and StFly	Claypigeon	StFly	TheDoctor11	winty (32)
15	8		peterss and StFly	Claypigeon and Marklar_33	Claypigeon	Mr Gor	TheDoctor11 (24)
16	2	PREM	peterss and StFly	Mr Gor	Mr Gor	Tayl0r	StFly (39)
17	3	EF	peterss -> A Bit High	BostrichBurger	A Bit High	GETSOMENUTS	Bucketss (63)
18	1	SF	A Bit High	A Bit High	A Bit High	Spanna65	DREAM TEAM BUFF (43)
19	10		A Bit High	SM		Willo_	DREAM TEAM BUFF (62)
20	8	EF	Hatchy1992 and SM	A Bit High			DREAM TEAM BUFF (62)
21	1	GF	Hatchy1992 and SM	SM			DREAM TEAM BUFF (57)
22	12		Quivorir	mike123			Knifey Spoony (45)
23	9		Quivorir and Willo_	pantskyle			SM (58)
24	8	EF	Noobz0r and Golumless	Fryer Tuck	SM	MattWriting	Quivorir (48)
25	12		Golumless	hotkorma		hotkorma	Jade (46)
26	2	SF	Fryer Tuck	Fryer Tuck		Jivlain	Jivlain (56)
27	3	SF	Fryer Tuck and BRAB	DERO	DERO	snozulu	Jivlain (70)
28	9		Barrybran and haydo	DERO	Jivlain	Ned Ryerson	okeydoke7 (55)
29	12		Barrybran and haydo	Barrybran	Taylor	GWS Goose	okeydoke7 (35)
30	5	PF	Barrybran	GWS Goose	Genghis Tron	omgfridge	Rodney Dangerfield (78)
31	1	SF	Barrybran	omgfridge	Barrybran and GWS Goose	Grimesy87	Rodney Dangerfield (69)
32	7	SF	Barrybran	Barrybran	GWS Goose	Dory_77	Rodney Dangerfield (48)	omgfridge
33	2	SF	DenieD	GWS Goose Brick Loosener	Barrybran	CatToTheFuture	Dory_77	beez
34	3	PF	DenieD	DenieD	GWS Goose	rye	Barrybran (58)	ossie_21
35	8	EF	DenieD and Falconista	beez	Barrybran	Aucklander	Dory_77 (67)	CatToTheFuture
36	1	PREM	Falconista	GWS Goose	Falconista	cats_09	rye (36)	BlueE

For all the schtick this club has had in my tenure in the SFA, to see you’ve made the finals 9 of the last 11 seasons including 7 in a row is quite impressive, even with Barrybran around. Hmm, maybe you lot aren’t that bad.

Other than that, was popping by to say commiserations on the defense of your premiership title to the mighty OOB

 

[Jabba73]

For all the schtick this club has had in my tenure in the SFA, to see you’ve made the finals 9 of the last 11 seasons including 7 in a row is quite impressive, even with Barrybran around. Hmm, maybe you lot aren’t that bad.

Other than that, was popping by to say commiserations on the defense of your premiership title to the mighty OOB

Are they the LeBron James of the SFA?

 

[thewizardmelon]

Are they the LeBron James of the SFA?

Don’t bloody tell a team with beez on it that they’re like LeBron!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

For all the schtick this club has had in my tenure in the SFA, to see you’ve made the finals 9 of the last 11 seasons including 7 in a row is quite impressive, even with Barrybran around. Hmm, maybe you lot aren’t that bad.

Other than that, was popping by to say commiserations on the defense of your premiership title to the mighty OOB

#spoontospoontocuptospoontospoon

or whatever the stupid hashtag is

 

[thewizardmelon]

#spoontospoontocuptospoontospoon

or whatever the stupid hashtag is

It’s #spoontocuptospoonandthankgodimnotawonder

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

It’s #spoontocuptospoonandthankgodimnotawonder

hey don't take your OOB anger at DenieD out on the rest of us

 

[thewizardmelon]

hey don't take your OOB anger at DenieD out on the rest of us

If you ain’t an OOB, you’re just a boob friend

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

If you ain’t an OOB, you’re just a boob friend

isn't that your best and fairest award

 

[thewizardmelon]

isn't that your best and fairest award

Fine. You’re a NOOB

 

[Robertio]

Fine. You’re a NOOB

That sounds better mate.

 

[DenieD]

hey don't take your OOB anger at DenieD out on the rest of us

You can't take the anger out of the OOB, but you can take the OOB out of the competition. #GetRidOfTheOldBoys

 

[DenieD]

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To be revealed shortly. Negotiations still in progress.​

I am very interested to see what you have conjured up here Falconista

 

[beez]

Yes. Please keep ruining our team thread with inane shit.

ffs

 

[DenieD]

Yes. Please keep ruining our team thread with inane s**t.

ffs

 

[Robertio]

Yes. Please keep ruining our team thread with inane s**t.

ffs

I haven't even started yet mate.

 

[thewizardmelon]

You can't take the anger out of the OOB, but you can take the OOB out of the competition. #GetRidOfTheOldBoys

 

[beez]

Don't mind beez, he's been a bad mood for about 45 years now.

 

[Falconista]

So, we suffered a narrow loss in the scratchy. Having been 37 points in deficit mid way through the third, we rallied to hit the front. A goal in the last 30 seconds to the Hawks sealed the dramatic loss.

Certainly a few selection headaches heading into our first match for premiership points in round two.

ESH SENIORS Vs GUM SENIORS
ESH               6    3        11   5        14   7        17   9    111     
GUM               4    3        7    5        9    9        16   13   109     
ESH        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GUM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Drunkgolia  0  2  1  4  2  0  0  0  0   25  Barrybran    0  5  5  4  0  1  0  0  0   39
boncer34    0  4  0  6  1  0  0  0  0   28  cats_09      0  2  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   19
jackenny    0  5  3  9  1  0  0  0  0   46  Chat Pile    0  3  1  2  1  0  2  0  2   16
Red mist    0  3  7  5  0  0  2  0  0   34  GWS Goose    0  1  0  4  0  0  2  0  0    5
akkaps      0  4  4  3  0  0  0  0  0   30  CatsToTheF   0  1  3  3  0  0  1  0  0   15
Itsmyshow   0  5  0  1  0  0  1  2  0   26  krisholio1   0  6  4  3  0  1  0  0  0   37
TY24        0  7  3  10 1  1  1  0  0   52  Dory_77      0  2  0  5  0  1  1  0  1   15
Krazy Kris  0  9  3  6  3  2  0  0  0   62  Jeremias     0  15 3  7  1  0  2  1  0   72
vanders     0  5  0  11 0  2  1  0  1   37  BlueE        0  13 6  10 1  2  1  0  0   80
Zoops       0  3  2  1  1  0  2  2  0   27  Aucklander   0  10 7  7  1  0  0  3  3   90
Giant Stri  0  2  2  3  0  0  0  2  0   30  HotPiesWit   0  8  5  6  0  0  0  2  1   64
The Blue W  0  7  5  4  2  0  1  4  0   73  beez         0  4  5  5  0  0  0  0  1   38
Shermy      0  2  1  1  0  0  0  1  1   18  nobbyiscoo   0  3  1  0  1  0  0  2  1   29
wce_all_da  0  7  1  0  1  0  1  5  2   57  rye          0  4  2  0  0  1  0  2  2   33
reggie      0  1  0  0  0  2  0  0  1    6  Mop          0  3  0  1  0  0  0  3  0   29
Strigoi     14 4  0  8  1  1  0  0  0   47  StFly        9  7  0  8  2  0  1  0  1   52
Dagless     0  15 0  8  6  1  2  0  3   83  ossie_21     0  11 0  9  8  1  0  1  0   90
MP_         0  8  0  8  7  4  0  1  1   79  peterss      0  4  0  10 2  3  2  1  1   44
Loonerty    0  5  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   27  NSWCROW      9  4  0  7  2  1  0  1  0   50
larrikin    0  7  1  5  0  0  1  0  0   31  bone2468     0  6  1  3  0  1  0  0  0   28

TIME ON GROUND :

GUM
GWS Goose            0 (On) Total : 100%
cats_09              0 (On) Total : 100%
StFly                0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrybran            0 (On) Total : 100%
CatsToTheFuture      0 (On) Total : 100%
nobbyiscool          0 (On) 28.23 (Off) 42.34 (On) Total : 86%
bone2468             0 (On) 60.25 (Off) Total : 60%
Jeremias             0 (On) Total : 100%
BlueE                0 (On) Total : 100%
Aucklander           0 (On) Total : 100%
HotPiesWithSauce     0 (On) Total : 100%
beez                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Chat Pile            0 (On) 42.34 (Off) 60.25 (On) 82.08 (Off) 92.49 (On) Total : 71%
rye                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Mop                  0 (On) Total : 100%
NSWCROW              0 (On) 92.49 (Off) Total : 92%
ossie_21             0 (On) Total : 100%
Dory_77              0 (On) 8.33 (Off) 82.08 (On) Total : 26%
peterss              0 (Off) 8.33 (On) Total : 90%
krisholio14          0 (Off) 28.23 (On) Total : 71%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, jackenny did well against Aucklander. - 20m from 8 to 28.
• In a solid performance, Aucklander had Loonerty's measure. - 47m from 42 to 89.
• In a resume-material performance, The Blue Weirdo exposed Barrybran's frailties. - 76m from 7 to 83.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, BlueE gave Loonerty a bath. - 13m from 7 to 20.
• Toe to toe throughout, it could be argued that BlueE had the better game against TY24 - although there was very little in it. - 73m from 25 to 98.
• In quite a tussle, boncer34 did very well against rye. - 87m from 7 to 94.
• In what was a very slow day for both, bone2468 exposed vanders's frailties. - 16m from 44 to 60.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Giant Strides was easily the winner in the clash with CatsToTheFuture. - 3m from 96 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Itsmyshow did very well against CatsToTheFuture. - 74m from 7 to 81.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, wce_all_da_way massacred cats_09. - 78m from 0 to 78.
• Neither having much reason to brag, larrikin was slightly more polished than Chat Pile. - 16m from 7 to 23.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Shermy had the better game against Chat Pile - although there was very little in it. - 1m from 96 to 97.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that Chat Pile had the better game against vanders - although there was very little in it. - 55m from 26 to 81.
• While not all all one-way, ossie_21 came out tops over the brave Dagless. - 94m from 6 to 100.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, MP_ did very well against Dory_77. - 7m from 0 to 7.
• In what was a very slow day for both, vanders won the bout with Dory_77. - 18m from 82 to 100.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Drunkgoliath had bone2468's measure. - 32m from 7 to 39.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Giant Strides did a demolition job on nobbyiscool. - 18m from 0 to 18.
• Neither having much reason to brag, GWS Goose and reggie were evenly matched. - 64m from 6 to 70.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, The Blue Weirdo massacred GWS Goose. - 3m from 96 to 99.
• In an enthralling contest, HotPiesWithSauce came out tops over the brave akkaps. - 83m from 7 to 90.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, jackenny and nobbyiscool were hard to separate - though jackenny was slightly more effective. - 27m from 67 to 94.
• Toe to toe throughout, Jeremias and Krazy Kris were evenly matched. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Mop gave larrikin a bit of a touch-up. - 63m from 26 to 89.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Mop had vanders's measure. - 2m from 7 to 9.
• In an epic battle, MP_ either broke even with peterss or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 90m from 9 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, NSWCROW beat Shermy today - but not by much. - 30m from 34 to 64.
• In quite a display, NSWCROW won the bout with Strigoi. - 50m from 0 to 50.
• In quite a tussle, Red mist did very well against beez. - 85m from 8 to 93.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Shermy did well against StFly. - 9m from 6 to 15.
• While not all all one-way, StFly came out tops over the brave Strigoi. - 68m from 31 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Zoops had the better of bone2468. - 0m from 0 to 0.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Zoops did very well against krisholio14. - 68m from 29 to 97.

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[Falconista]

Thrilled to announce our first recruit for season 37. DinoSoar has agreed to join the club and see what the Sweet FA is all about. DinoSoar's posting style is a good fit for the club.

Welcome to the Gumbies, DinoSoar!
Please respond to this post and pick an available guernsey number when you're able.

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[Barrybran]

Welcome to the Gumbies Mobbs