Universal Love Hammer Time - U Can't Touch This

[finbarr]

And if we do attract big fish - from Wanganeen to Burgess to Polec to Ryder to Dixon - it's because "money".

Hence why "Port's salary cap is at bursting point!!".....because, well, it fits the narrative.

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol, i love that he acknowledges there were big offers from other clubs but he's given them a massive "thanks but no thanks."

 

[Schulzenfest]

And if we do attract big fish - from Wanganeen to Burgess to Polec to Ryder to Dixon - it's because "money".

Despite the fact that Burgess, Ryder and Dixon (no idea about Wangas) were all offered more money elsewhere.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Barrett & Mcclure should scoop and feed each other spoons of shit.

 

[Jojay]

Friggin great news!

I've been copping it all at work from idiots saying "Hammer's gone bla bla bla".

Hamish is a genuine game breaker. When he's on - the team's on!

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Lol I get it

I get jokes.

 

[Hong-Kong Phooey]

No danger there.

you made me spit my dinner onto the computer when i read that. That is the first time i have ever physically laughed out loud by someones post.

****ing brilliant....now come clean my laptop you prick

 

[Doctor Feel]

Can we be fair here and give the journos some slack given they were correct about the offers, just not about hammers intentions.

Wrong about:

• Hammer being squeezed out
• Hammer considering the offers

Right about:

• Hammer being offered big cash

 

[Doctor Feel]

Anyone not blocked by dickhead Barrett please tag him in the PAFC twitter announcement

What's the bet he blocks you for posting the facts.

 

[finbarr]

Can we be fair here and give the journos some slack given they were correct about the offers, just not about hammers intentions.

Wrong about:

• Hammer being squeezed out
• Hammer considering the offers

Right about:

• Hammer being offered big cash

The bolded bit is the most important part. They get no slack.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Love ya Hammer.

Rarely do players come out and commit themselves to a club like this before the negotiations even begin. What a legend.

It sounds like the negotiations are done to be honest but still awesome!

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Love ya Hammer.

Rarely do players come out and commit themselves to a club like this before the negotiations even begin. What a legend.

It sounds like the negotiations are done to be honest but still awesome!

 

[jack_black16]

So proud of Hammer right now.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I wonder what Purple's next sliding doors will be

 

[actiongreggars]

Quick somebody/Barrett make up a rumour of winesto the dees so that he'll end up signing next week.

Barrett reports freo close to signing schulz - signs week or two after
Barrett reports hammer to north/Richmond for x amount of years on good money - says he wants to stay less than a week after reported
Wingard being touted to be traded to the hawks at the end of 2016 - Says he doesn't plan on going on anywhere

Lets face it, star players rarely move clubs. Ok this might not be the case if your a crow fan.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Great news to hear from Hammer, now onto Ollie and Chad

 

[pastmyprimus]

Nicely timed announcement to put those stupid attempts at de-stabilisation to rest once and for all.

Hammer's just completed his best season of footy for Port. I think he's on the verge of breaking into the elite category.

 

[chiwigi]

No danger there.

Actual lol.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Wouldn't it be great if scottjr didn't even intend to make that pun and just accidentally made the cleverest post of the day.

 

[Rising Power]

Flood Damiaen Barret's twitter with links to this story until the end of time? I think yes.

 

[mic59]

sad was hoping he would come to Crows.

You can have Adam.

 

[Schulzenfest]

You can have Adam.

**** off they can.

 

[AdamMarrett]

You can have Adam.

No they can't. He's to funny a man to have linked with that mess

 

[LeoMessi]

I'm actually shocked that he wasn't linked to Collingwood as every other high profile player is!

Awesome news though Hammer! That's what a call commitment! None of that end of the year crap!

 

[achee acheeman]

Niiiiice...great news

So who will Damo and Scoop move onto next?

Impey ....i think