Happy New Year Punting Board

[Duritz]

May all your quaddies be monsters,
may your photos go the right way,
may all your board bans be short,
and may Chief stay out of your way.

In 2017 may you get that last leg finally,
and may your lays all end up in the bin,
may your losses only hit you minorly,
and may your wife not hear of your wins.

For the punt gives us glory - and pain,
and more frustration than we'd otherwise have seen,
and though now this is hurting my brain,
to you all, a great twenty seventeen.

 

[Cold Sober]

Another year is over,another one begins
Good luck this year all punters,hope all your bets are wins
Hope santa brought you presents hope the little lady made you grin
But lets gets back to business, coz punting is our sin
Its something we do good and bad, its something that we like
The skill involved is artful,a skill we have refined
Grab your pen and racing page and take a little time
To pick yourself a winner,that first horse past the line
GOOD LUCK,GOOD PUNTING, HAVE A SAFE NEW YEAR