Mega Thread Hawfs and Gellonk, the only true Rivalry. Minnows keep out.

[STPer18]

Where would Sicily rank in the 'worst captain of all-time discussions'? Bottom two sure, but between him and DJ Stratts if you had to pick the absolute worst of the worst, who are you taking?

Also worst All-Australian selection of all-time? I've narrowed it down to Sicily and Dylan Moore, but I'm struggling to pick a clear winner(loser).

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Also worst All-Australian selection of all-time? I've narrowed it down to Sicily and Dylan Moore, but I'm struggling to pick a clear winner(loser).

Captain and Vice Captain of Hokball.
No wonder they're shit with no leadership chasm like this.

 

[ThatsjustDappa]

Looks like only the Hawfs cheer squad put up a fight last night, oh dear...

 

[frggr]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/ugly-mcg-fight-during-collingwoods-win-over-hawthorn-horrifies-afl-fans/news-story/1a4f2b20de01af474f3530b33c1d09b7

If only the Hawfies showed this much fight on the field

 

[STPer18]

Looks like only the Hawfs cheer squad put up a fight last night, oh dear...

Bozos in the Hawf cheersquad laying more effective tackles than the Hawf players.

 

[STPer18]

Explain the benefits of having the skipper play while completely sloshed.

 

[frggr]

Explain the benefits of having the skipper play while completely sloshed.

Think he said this about his son when Oisin Mullin put him in his back pocket a few weeks back, too

 

[crazywildhorse]

Good to see you brother.

Fml… I feel like I’ve just gotten out of my car in Norlane with an order of chips.

 

[crazywildhorse]

I'm quite fond of the Bartlett comb over, bring it back i say....

Seems like others in Pivotonia agree

To be honest though, if you can confidently rock the combover, you have my respect

 

[frggr]

Why would Sam Mitchell say the Hawks were "miles off it"?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Why would Sam Mitchell say the Hawks were "miles off it"?

It sounds cooler than saying they’re kilometres of it

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Sam looks a bit angry, do you think he’s pissed the umpires aren’t in on the act since we exposed them here?

 

[STPer18]

I just heard some journo call Hawforn 'yellow and brown tissue paper' because they can't tackle. Thought it was pretty funny.

 

[FurTheWin]

Looks like only the Hawfs cheer squad put up a fight last night, oh dear...

Just fine 'em a grand each for the meleé

 

[frggr]

Just fine 'em a grand each for the meleé

And get em on the list for next week - they've shown more than the Hawfs #concerningyouf

 

[STPer18]

Why do they keep using this picture on so many footy articles this weekend?

 

[springvale_mackers]

Why do they keep using this picture on so many footy articles this weekend?

Teaching youngsters about the adverse effects of drinking before the match.

 

[frggr]

Why do they keep using this picture on so many footy articles this weekend?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

 

[FurTheWin]

And get em on the list for next week - they've shown more than the Hawfs #concerningyouf

*checks fixture

No, I like the Dogs , I wouldn't want them dragged into all this Unsociable carry-on
If those floggos are out on bail for Round 22 then

 

[Seeds]

Also worst All-Australian selection of all-time? I've narrowed it down to Sicily and Dylan Moore, but I'm struggling to pick a clear winner(loser).

Richie vandenburg? Boy hawks have had some shockers.

 

[the_interloper]

Looks like only the Hawfs cheer squad put up a fight last night, oh dear...

Geez none of em could knock the skin off a custard, I'd take em all on at once easy

 

[jannissary]

Geez none of em could knock the skin off a custard, I'd take em all on at once easy

what about in a fight?

 

[the_interloper]

what about in a fight?

I'd expect a grappling match with a lot of north-south positioning

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Geez none of em could knock the skin off a custard, I'd take em all on at once easy

I've heard you have beaten off 100 men at once, is that true?