Mega Thread Hawfs and Gellonk, the only true Rivalry. Minnows keep out.

[triple treat]

 

[FurTheWin]

Sicily out could hand the boomers a much needed peanut ground win.

Sicily plays are you lot are ****ed.

No Sicily for you!
It's for the best, really.
The poor old boy needs surgery, and I doubt he could keep up with those young Cats over four quarters.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

No Sicily for you!
It's for the best, really.
The poor old boy needs surgery, and I doubt he could keep up with those young Cats over four quarters.

I would have preferred they play Sicily but c'est la vie

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

No Vaginavan too

 

[FurTheWin]

I would have preferred they play Sicily but c'est la vie

I thought they might.
Hawthorn, taking player welfare seriously since 2024.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

No Vaginavan too

Their team just got 10% more likeable

Unfortunately 110% of zero is still zero though

 

[FurTheWin]

No Vaginavan too

Ooh, that's a lot of pressure on "The Wizard" to kick some Hawfie goals

 

[Stokey]

No Vaginavan too

Is a vaginavan the same as a pussy wagon?

 

[STPer18]

lol hawf

 

[frggr]

Horf

 

[FISTO]

Well done Hawfies, your team was awesome

 

[crazywildhorse]

Alright, I am off to do all sorts of more important things than foopy now. But I am absolutely melt that Horf saved this for a match against cheats at cheat ground. Mashed by mashed potatoes. Only good thing to come out of this is delusion will stay high in Goombahville, and Cattos are best when they are deluded. In the words of [insert], "I hope you fall into the toilet you shat into before the turds are flushed".

PS. I think we all still know that Geelong are still fading away and hawks are on the upward curve.

 

[Stokey]

Alright, I am off to do all sorts of more important things than foopy now. But I am absolutely melt that Horf saved this for a match against cheats at cheat ground. Mashed by mashed potatoes. Only good thing to come out of this is delusion will stay high in Goombahville, and Cattos are best when they are deluded. In the words of [insert], "I hope you fall into the toilet you shat into before the turds are flushed".

PS. I think we all still know that Geelong are still fading away and hawks are on the upward curve.

I love when Hawks say this. It never turns out to be true.

 

[Smelly Catt]

Thanks for the percentage and confidence booster.

 

[STPer18]

It's insane how Hawfs have been bottom 4 and hitting the draft for years now yet the best young players on the ground were Geelong players. De Koning and Dempsey toyed with your plodding youf.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Guess we won't see Uncle Taz for a while.
Eastern European routers are hard to configure.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Thanks for the percentage and confidence booster.

 

[crazywildhorse]

afa

 

[smish]

Gary Rohan

23

Gary Rohan

Age

34

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

to celebrate by cheating on his new wife. Got one lined up I hear.

 

[Smelly Catt]

Gary Rohan to celebrate by cheating on his new wife. Got one lined up I hear.

Hawks partner with SALT

Hawthorn has announced a brand new community partnership with not-for-profit health organisation, Sport and Life Training.

www.hawthornfc.com.au

 

[rdhopkins2]

Footy lesson today down on the scat litter ground. Actually as much as I like to hang shit on Geelong I do respect them and it’s a great home ground advantage they have down there. Good pubs nearby too.

Better knock the campaigners over next game though!

 

[frggr]

Footy lesson today down on the scat litter ground. Actually as much as I like to hang shit on Geelong I do respect them and it’s a great home ground advantage they have down there. Good pubs nearby too.

Better knock the campaigners over next game though!

Thank you, friend

 

[Stokey]

Where'd all the chipper Hawks go?

Back to rebuilding Hawks.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Alright, I am off to do all sorts of more important things than foopy now. But I am absolutely melt that Horf saved this for a match against cheats at cheat ground. Mashed by mashed potatoes. Only good thing to come out of this is delusion will stay high in Goombahville, and Cattos are best when they are deluded. In the words of [insert], "I hope you fall into the toilet you shat into before the turds are flushed".

PS. I think we all still know that Geelong are still fading away and hawks are on the upward curve.

It’s humorous that you think Geelong would take anything away from beating the Hawks other than the 4 points. Beating up on 13thorn was always gonna happen and flogging you won’t give us an ego boost.

 

[crazywildhorse]

It’s humorous that you think Geelong would take anything away from beating the Hawks other than the 4 points. Beating up on 13thorn was always gonna happen and flogging you won’t give us an ego boost.