Hulk_Hawkins
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Just thought I would share this with you all, now before the Hawks supporters start jumping up and down, I realise this does not depict all Hawthorn supporters/members, all clubs/supporters have their tools, but this one does take the cake!
This is to thank all those selfless contributors to Hawthorn's premiership
success that didn't get a mention in the acceptance speeches.
To the Richmond football club, we thank you Not only did your shameful
tanking in 2004 prevent our ordinary Schwab-led side from the indignity of
a wooden spoon, but your swift action in appointing Terry Wallace would
bare further dividends in the drafts to come. Congratulations on achieving
your goal and being the best team outside the eight this season.
To Terry Wallace and Greg Miller for overlooking the talented players in
the 2004 draft. With over 180 goals between them, our two 21 year old key
forwards have proven that you can't succeed without a dominant forward
structure.
To Dean Laidley and the Kangaroos football club. We thank you for accepting
our gifts of Nathan Thompson and Jonathan Hay and for granting us young
premiership stars Grant Birchall and Jordan Lewis.
To the Fremantle football club. We thank you for gifting us our premiership
captain and Norm Smith medalist with your farcical trading in 2001. And
we thank you for returning Croad to us at a basement price two years later.
Your role in this premiership will not be forgotten.
To the Melbourne football club and their heartless members. We thank you
for your determined efforts to merge with us some 12 years ago. Without
that scare, we would not be the financial powerhouse we are today. You
never got that merger your collective hearts desired, but your role in
putting together the most advanced football department in the land is
eternally appreciated.
To the Geelong football club and Messrs Taylor, Mooney and Chapman. We
thank you for defecating your footy shorts as the Hawthorn juggernaut
closed in. We congratulate you on stealing a cheap flag a year before the
Hawks were ready and offer our commiserations to those responsible for your
laundry this weekend.
We must also acknowledge Geelong and their individual brilliance. Thank you
for being a team of individuals. Congratulations on your dominance of the
All Australian side and bad luck to Gary for missing out on the Brownlow
and Norm Smith. It was enough to make a grown man cry.
To the Collingwood football club, we thank you. Sure, you're no good but we
thank you for exposing Geelong's soft underbelly. Hit them hard, hit them
often and watch them fall to bits.
To the St Kilda football club, we thank you for Brent Guerra. We apologise
for taking your single tough player and realise this was telling in a
preliminary final. In true Michael Rix and Nick Stone fashion, please
accept our humble offering of Zac Dawson in appreciation for your efforts.
Thank you to Brisbane for holding onto Leigh Matthews for the right amount
of time, preventing the temptation of us taking him as coach instead of
Clarkson. It would have been awesome to have Lethal as coach, but I don't
think he would have been able to do the wonders with our list that Clarko
did.
Thank you to West Coast and Fremantle for failing to effectively keep Buddy
Franklin hidden from public view so you they could steal him with their
first picks.
And of course thank you to Carlton, Richmond, West Coast, Melbourne,
Western Bulldogs, Essendon, Fremantle, Brisbane, Adelaide and Sydney for
overlooking Cyril Rioli in last year's draft, for that, we are eternally
grateful. Good luck to them and their stat magnet midfielders. May their
pointless 30 possession games forever see them watching on as Cyril Rioli
wins Hawthorn premierships with 10 of the greatest touches ever in
football.
We must also thank the media for overlooking our injuries throughout the
year. We knew we only lost to the Bulldogs because of injuries and were
accused of making excuses. Fools suggested our challenging Geelong in round
17 should be discounted as Ablett, Ling and Milburn did not play. Instead,
the result should have been discounted as Dew, Young and Crawford didn't
play - all dominated on grand final day. Hell, even with a stack of
injuries we were too strong on the biggest stage.
That is all
This is to thank all those selfless contributors to Hawthorn's premiership
success that didn't get a mention in the acceptance speeches.
To the Richmond football club, we thank you Not only did your shameful
tanking in 2004 prevent our ordinary Schwab-led side from the indignity of
a wooden spoon, but your swift action in appointing Terry Wallace would
bare further dividends in the drafts to come. Congratulations on achieving
your goal and being the best team outside the eight this season.
To Terry Wallace and Greg Miller for overlooking the talented players in
the 2004 draft. With over 180 goals between them, our two 21 year old key
forwards have proven that you can't succeed without a dominant forward
structure.
To Dean Laidley and the Kangaroos football club. We thank you for accepting
our gifts of Nathan Thompson and Jonathan Hay and for granting us young
premiership stars Grant Birchall and Jordan Lewis.
To the Fremantle football club. We thank you for gifting us our premiership
captain and Norm Smith medalist with your farcical trading in 2001. And
we thank you for returning Croad to us at a basement price two years later.
Your role in this premiership will not be forgotten.
To the Melbourne football club and their heartless members. We thank you
for your determined efforts to merge with us some 12 years ago. Without
that scare, we would not be the financial powerhouse we are today. You
never got that merger your collective hearts desired, but your role in
putting together the most advanced football department in the land is
eternally appreciated.
To the Geelong football club and Messrs Taylor, Mooney and Chapman. We
thank you for defecating your footy shorts as the Hawthorn juggernaut
closed in. We congratulate you on stealing a cheap flag a year before the
Hawks were ready and offer our commiserations to those responsible for your
laundry this weekend.
We must also acknowledge Geelong and their individual brilliance. Thank you
for being a team of individuals. Congratulations on your dominance of the
All Australian side and bad luck to Gary for missing out on the Brownlow
and Norm Smith. It was enough to make a grown man cry.
To the Collingwood football club, we thank you. Sure, you're no good but we
thank you for exposing Geelong's soft underbelly. Hit them hard, hit them
often and watch them fall to bits.
To the St Kilda football club, we thank you for Brent Guerra. We apologise
for taking your single tough player and realise this was telling in a
preliminary final. In true Michael Rix and Nick Stone fashion, please
accept our humble offering of Zac Dawson in appreciation for your efforts.
Thank you to Brisbane for holding onto Leigh Matthews for the right amount
of time, preventing the temptation of us taking him as coach instead of
Clarkson. It would have been awesome to have Lethal as coach, but I don't
think he would have been able to do the wonders with our list that Clarko
did.
Thank you to West Coast and Fremantle for failing to effectively keep Buddy
Franklin hidden from public view so you they could steal him with their
first picks.
And of course thank you to Carlton, Richmond, West Coast, Melbourne,
Western Bulldogs, Essendon, Fremantle, Brisbane, Adelaide and Sydney for
overlooking Cyril Rioli in last year's draft, for that, we are eternally
grateful. Good luck to them and their stat magnet midfielders. May their
pointless 30 possession games forever see them watching on as Cyril Rioli
wins Hawthorn premierships with 10 of the greatest touches ever in
football.
We must also thank the media for overlooking our injuries throughout the
year. We knew we only lost to the Bulldogs because of injuries and were
accused of making excuses. Fools suggested our challenging Geelong in round
17 should be discounted as Ablett, Ling and Milburn did not play. Instead,
the result should have been discounted as Dew, Young and Crawford didn't
play - all dominated on grand final day. Hell, even with a stack of
injuries we were too strong on the biggest stage.
That is all
