Help me to write a comedy bit

[Stevo]

Originally posted by Dogwatcher
extirpate - destroy, remove totally

Reminds me of "eviscerate". If you watched Hannibal last night you would have seen it done.

 

[bacon buster]

hannibal was butchered by 10.

 

[Stevo]

Originally posted by bacon buster
hannibal was butchered by 10.

Ah. I didn't watch it.

P*ssed myself laughing at the cinemas though.

 

[Boxhead85]

Haram-Scaram

 

[bacon buster]

yeah, it had some 'funny' moments. red dragon and silence of the lambs were much better though.

10 didn't show what happened to mason verger (sp?), didn't show hannibal feeding ray liotta his own brain, and didn't show the brain at the end when the kid wanted a bit.

not incredibly important really, but not violent enough to cut out imo.

 

[Stevo]

Originally posted by bacon buster
yeah, it had some 'funny' moments. red dragon and silence of the lambs were much better though.

10 didn't show what happened to mason verger (sp?), didn't show hannibal feeding ray liotta his own brain, and didn't show the brain at the end when the kid wanted a bit.

not incredibly important really, but not violent enough to cut out imo.

I didn't think the movie was all that violent or that gory. It was comical.

 

[Bomber Spirit]

If you can't find any good words in this thread, you're a nincompoop.

 

[Yianni]

Surely if we could cut out all of this guff, the world would be a better place...

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by bacon buster
10 didn't show what happened to mason verger (sp?), didn't show hannibal feeding ray liotta his own brain, and didn't show the brain at the end when the kid wanted a bit.

not incredibly important really, but not violent enough to cut out imo.

I agree, was majorly p*ssed off they cut that bit, my boss hadn't seen the movie & said he couldn't watch it till late, I told him just to watch the end, because it was hilarious, I disagree, I thought it was very important to the movie, he liked to think he was so smart & could control everyone, then in the end he eats his own brain & loves it.

 

[lenny&carl]

I just invented a miracle invention called a "Dis-Antarctic-ator...theeee dissanAntarcticatoooor. M'hey. GIant melty-melty thing with the gu'hoyyy'n the g'snave' ns , it aaaah - ah, melts MCG-sized blocks of ice ...and sells it to the Arabs!
by uzing

1. thee pow-wer of This giant inflatable clear-epoxy magnifying glass. together with

2. The head of Tony Robbins surgically attached to a chimp

3.. and the LAtest NASA breakthrough research on Feng Shoo-wi, the ancient Chinese art of furniture arranging. NHey gn."

-Show captioned "artists interpretation" of The Frinkatron Killernomic Corporation's DissAntarcticator

and show the Frink.Kcd 70 Rebigulator - THe antimatter-teleportation unit that dumps the water in a giant arabian freshwater play plark full of sweaty happy Arabs. They drink out of it too.


Cut back to Kent Brockman - "What the **** is Frink on about this time??" Then Brockman realises he's back on air and does double-take then stare at camera. Floorguys get to laugh at Brockman again, like when he said New Springfielders would all be taking GOLDEN showers.

*THeme tune plays "Professor Frink Professor Frink, he'll make you lairf he'll make ya think."


Just writing it down here so I don't forget where I put it. Never said it was on.

Carry on.

 

[Ghostwriter]

The word I like is 'marmalise' I only ever heard it used once by none other than kerry o'Keefe when describing Mark Waugh's treatment of off-spin bowlers, Looked it up in the dictionary but it is not there, I think it comes from the word marmalade and the connection is Waugh does to spinners what mum does to what ever goes into marmalade.
I also like iconoclastic, arbitrage, provocateur, ullage, behemoth,uberbabe(description of Pamela Anderson).

 

[Ghostwriter]

apropos, de riguer, vis-a-vis, decollatage,

 

[Dogwatcher]

I love the phrase AGENT PROVOCATEUR.
Loaded magazine used to have a small comic called Agent Provacateur, about a newsagent, which I always used to find funny.

Some more words we came up with on the weekend include: soothsayer and expectorate.