Politics & Government Here it is

[centrelink1]

Yes, GD, you have it right, I am back. And while this is a jubilant occasion for us all, my return does not change the fact that the golden era of GD is gone. Ever since Hard Ball Get set GD into circlejerk mode with his ill thought out top poster thread, the GD we knew and loved has been lacking a certain quality.

However, pondering this issue, I decided that my return should indeed change this fact. Then it hit me. I need to save GD.

Who better to save this once great board, and restore it to the title of Powerhouse of Bigfooty, than its most loved and revered poster; centrelink1?

For I am a born leader, and it would be amiss of me not to share my gifts with you all. In the coming weeks and months I will be making several efforts to improve the face of GD.

I know what you are thinking... 'Why are you being so kind, when we are so undeserving?' Fear not, GD, for I miss the golden age as much as anybody, and if we can all accept me as our lord and saviour, I can bring greatness back to this board.

For the shitty, shitty posters that GD is now teeming with, fear not. My plan is not to eradicate you, but to merely transform you into the posters you can be under my leadership, so long as you accept me as your lord and saviour.

For I am the saviour, GD, and I can lead you all from the darkness, into the greatest heights imaginable. I may not be the first person to try, and ClarkeM deserves recognition for his efforts (he will sit at my right hand, as you all join me in the kingdom I will create for you), but where he was unable to persuade the hearts and minds of the men and women on here, I shall succeed.

Believe me, GD, this reign of terror is over. And so begins my reign of terr-ific management.

If you support my cause, and accept me as your lord and saviour, there is no need to post so here. There will be other times.

Oh, and for GrizzlyM...

 

[pezz]

 

[ben_09]

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[c00lcat]

tempted to neg

edit - lold at above

 

[rossi]

tl;dr

6 tl;dr's

 

[centrelink1]

...

Been around 2 months and already think you own the place...

 

[pezz]

 

[centrelink1]

This is exactly what I am talking about. While I have little hope for your redemption, I am a kind and caring lord, and salvation is always there for those who seek it.

 

[dogbloke]

Oh and im back aswell. I could save GD if i wanted to.... Yes i can see what you are all doing now.

 

[Messenger]

Two weeks, tops.

 

[RattataIsSoCool]

This is a job for the chosen one

 

[rhinowce]

 

[dogbloke]

Two weeks, tops.

I give it 3....


wait wut?!

 

[Bert1]

Nah.

 

[HSSB]

 

[c00lcat]

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oh noes

 

[centrelink1]

It's fitting that a picture from Family Guy would be used to demonstrate boredom.

 

[HSSB]

It's fitting that a picture from Family Guy would be used to demonstrate boredom.

That's the reason I did it

 

[c00lcat]

That was awfully nice of you mess.

 

[Messenger]

I'm here to help, c00lcat.

Centrelink's reincarnation as the messiah of GD is going beautifully btw.

 

[Bert1]

So well in fact Mess that he brought me back to life.

 

[Messenger]

So well in fact Mess that he brought me back to life.

If he feed a multitude with five loaves and some barramundi, cure a random GD'er of scrofula and turn water into wine.......

 

[Echo Bravo]

I, for one, welcome our new Centrelink overlord.

 

[centrelink1]

I don't need a barramundi or loaves... I can feed their hunger, their desire to be a better poster. Wine is the devils drink, and I'd sooner turn a person away from wine, towards water, and a better self.

In all honesty, I can't do much with Scrofula.

 

[Bert1]

Lolwat....








Barra? In Galilee?