Think Tank Hird's the wird

[Grin]

Being soundly beaten by the lols in the race for Clarko, the opportunity opens up for James Hird to return to Tulla. But will Essendon be able to fit him under the soft cap? Being the future greatest coach ever, he's going to come at a premium. He could easily demand at least 4 or 5 mil a season at Essendon you'd reckon. Somehow Essendon will need to find a way to cheat (easy) and not get caught red handed (not so easy if history is any guide).

I thought the Bay might be able to help out here by sponsoring the great man.
Let's get around this idea and do something really good for this long suffering club and its idiot noble supporters.
I'll start the ball rolling by offering to donate $1.60 for every year of his contract

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I'll throw in a microwave.

 

[Engimal v3]

I'll cream my jeans if they appoint James ****ing Hird again

 

[Sqotty from office works]

 

[Grin]

I'll throw in a microwave.

You'll be needing that.

 

[A Cut Above]

Essendon* bringing Hird back as coach just might be hilarious enough to revive my interest in Bay13.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

I’ve got some tinea between my toes I could scrape off and put in an envelope.

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

 

[Grin]

I’ve got some tinea between my toes I could scrape off and put in an envelope.

That tells me you're not terribly keen for Sir James to coach Essington again.

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

That tells me you're not terribly keen for Sir James to coach Essington again.

He can rub it on his boner.

 

[Tiger2709]

I'll cream my jeans if they appoint James ******* Hird again

its good for the Bay, make it happen

 

[Tiger2709]

He can rub it on his boner.

There's a French "lady" somewhere itching her crotch over this exciting news.

 

[JoinDate]

 

[Mofra]

There's a French "lady" somewhere itching her crotch over this exciting news.

"Le yay, more child supporte"

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Lol. Essendon = Joke

 

[Upgrayedd]

I think they have suffered enough to be frank

 

[crocsta]

It will be like that time at work when I risked the lives of my colleagues, took no responsibility for my atrocious management, destroyed the reputation of the organisation, cost my work $millions, destroyed future prospects, and caused mental distress to a range of people. Then they gave me my job back a few years later


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[Cyclops]

Bit late for Hird Im afraid. Apparently ScoMo is already rhe coach of Essendon, was sworn in in March and has been coaching secretly without Ruttens knowkedge.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Some Essendon supporters still say the 2013 season has a * because they couldn't participate in finals. They were top of the ladder after round 6 and top 4 until round 18.

Might be why they want Hird back...

 

[Grin]

Bit late for Hird Im afraid. Apparently ScoMo is already rhe coach of Essendon, was sworn in in March and has been coaching secretly without Ruttens knowkedge.

If true, Essendon has performed much better under his leadership and guidance than his government did.

 

[Baldur]

I will offer 100% of all my gambling earnings over the last decade.

Tird for Essendjection. Yee Haa

 

[catsfootyfan89]

I'll donate some sealed bottles of human piss for the players to tuck under their armpits when visiting the test sites. They're gonna need as much as they can get.

 

[Laphroaig]

I think they have suffered enough to be frank

Wash your mouth out with soapy water.

 

[Cyber_punk]

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Wash your mouth out with soapy water.

Damn you ARE old, I haven’t heard that since I was a rugrat in the ‘70’s..