Homework

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Sorry I cannot help you, but I've given this thread 5 stars in anticipation of what it could become.

 

[Rosstickle]

Have you tried google? That worked for me once. Just don't go picking one on the first page.

 

[Colin D'Cops]

• Stay up most of the night; toughen up.
• USB flash drive lost and weeks of work on it; not your CD or soft disk drive or even hard drive failure. Thought I had it in my pencil case.
• USB pen drive left in jean's pocket and was damaged in washing machine & tumble dryer late last night.
• Printer was jamming whilst trying to print it out. So I've got it all done at home, all I have to do is print it out when I get home. Bring it to your desk tomorrow morning.
• http://www.homeworkhelp.com/

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Have you tried google? That worked for me once. Just don't go picking one on the first page.

Unless of course everyone else is thinking the same thing, in which case definitely pick one on the first page.

 

[Pixies]

800 words is nothing, just do it.

 

[Kahuna]

Just copy this.

http://www.religionfacts.com/euthanasia/judaism.htm

 

[Off The Couch]

In the time spent looking for excuses you could have just done it.
800 words is a piece of cake and they won't even count them

 

[shankd it]

all depends on how much you care about your grades, and how you deal with punishment

Best bet would be

1-- wag school or at least that subject for the day. forge a note if you have to, they wont follow it up, make sure you make the most of your day off though.. its a win win unless you get caught

2-- pay someone thats already done it, to do another one for you.. say u'll buy em lunch or something like that

3-- go through someone in ur classes bag.. find the hand written copy and re write it as your own, ,or if ur really lazy which i think you might be lol just rip it out of the book, white out their name re name it, and hope to god you dont get caught. .This is probably the worst idea but worth a shot

good luck

 

[jonoman89]

Will this effect your TER score?

If not, who gives a ****.

 

[Juddy88]

If you are a chick just tell the teacher you were busy reading this;

If you're teacher is a man, he'll understand and promptly give you an A(possibly A+).


Alternatively if they are a hippie, just tell them that you recycled your homework to save the environment. Works every time. Well, I assume it does.

 

[Juddy88]

If all else fails and it affects your TER. Then tomorrow;

 

[Juddy88]

800 words is nothing, just do it.

In the time spent looking for excuses you could have just done it.
800 words is a piece of cake and they won't even count them

What are you, some sort of non-giving up school guy/s?

 

[Invigoration]

If you are a chick just tell the teacher you were busy reading this;

If you're teacher is a man, he'll understand and promptly give you an A(possibly A+).


Alternatively if they are a hippie, just tell them that you recycled your homework to save the environment. Works every time. Well, I assume it does.

If all else fails and it affects your TER. Then tomorrow;

What are you, some sort of non-giving up school guy/s?

What are you, the continually shit joke guy?

 

[Juddy88]

what are you, the continually shit joke guy?

actually, there's a pretty sad story attached to the photo. I believe it is of a brother and sister who were both molested by their father. I remember seeing it attached to the news report.

by sad, do you happen to mean hilarious?

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[DeadlyAkkuret]

What are you, the continually shit joke guy?

Pwnd But yeah, OP, just copy it and change a few sentences around. Easy as pie!

 

[Invigoration]

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I fail to see your point.

 

[Bourky23]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[CHBench]

You can do it, all night long.

 

[kira]

ahh, the good old days when my essays were only 500 - 1000 words

my last was 7000

stop your complaining fool

 

[GPW1]

your dog ate it.

 

[Bourky23]

 

[lifelike_]

ahh, the good old days when my essays were only 500 - 1000 words

Yep. Sounds insanely easy these days.

These days I'm trying to cut 800 words out of an essay.

 

[adelaide_40]

I just added a lot of bullshit, or reworded points I had already made if I was short of words.

 

[rdhopkins2]

You've been dodging bullets in Ascot Vale?

Geez, at this rate we will need a homework board on BF....so many requests of late!

Anyhow, good luck with the essay.